Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on  (Read 473984 times)

0 Members and 12 Guests are viewing this topic.

baxter

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7350 on: March 12, 2008, 10:48:50 PM »
im drunk and home by myself
Maybe you should listen to some real balla beats?

EricLogan

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6254
  • Rep: 836
  • the ghost of Turd Ferguson's past
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7351 on: March 13, 2008, 02:53:07 AM »
im drunk and home by myself

and
(in "whatever")
Good ol' Turd Ferguson and 0 Guests are viewing this board
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

artichoke

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2868
  • Rep: 368
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7352 on: March 13, 2008, 03:19:57 AM »
6:20 am.  Still awake.

Not going to sleep until about 3:30-4 today.  Lame.

BallDontLie

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4206
  • Rep: 678
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7353 on: March 13, 2008, 04:04:38 AM »
6:20 am.  Still awake.

Not going to sleep until about 3:30-4 today.  Lame.
Same here. Fuck shitty sleeping hours.
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

MexicanSpaniard

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 16091
  • Rep: 694
  • S&H
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7354 on: March 13, 2008, 08:33:35 AM »
i rear ended some guy on the QEW today.  it was totally my fault: traffic was crawling along very slowly, and my eye and mind started wandering, and suddenly BANG i smacked into him.

we pulled over.  him and his friend were young guys, like my age.  no damage to his car because he had a trailer hitch.  there was a bruise on my car but nothing major.  so he said no worries about insurance, and we went our ways.  now im all phobic of him calling in to claim damage to his car, whiplash, etc.

my first fender bender in 15 years driving

I wouldn't sweat it (I've nailed tons of people over the years). If the damage to your car (take a pic) is minimal and his is too the adjuster (if sent out) will call bullshit on it.

not stoked on a mix of rain/snow/wind forecast for the the next few days.

rocklobster

  • Trade Count: (+18)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 10242
  • Rep: 1930
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
    Gold Topic Start Gold Topic Start : Start a topic with over 10,000 replies.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7355 on: March 13, 2008, 08:35:37 AM »
mediocre skate session today...  too many new elements to skating, like new shoes and new board, too much to get used too....

Venture Truck Height:

5.0 & 5.2 LO
STANDARD - 1.88” - 47.75mm
FORGED - 1.85”- 46.99mm

5.0 ,5.2, 5.6, 5.8 & 6.1 HI
STANDARD - 2.09” - 53.09mm
FORGED - 2.04” - 51.82m

ZipZinger

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7356 on: March 13, 2008, 08:49:30 AM »
Being sick all week.

kilgore.

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7357 on: March 13, 2008, 11:33:43 AM »
playing this flute i bought from salvation army last night, woke up this morning with a sore throat.

brooklyn brawler

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7358 on: March 13, 2008, 12:16:03 PM »
That is so gnarly.

MexicanSpaniard

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 16091
  • Rep: 694
  • S&H
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7359 on: March 13, 2008, 12:21:40 PM »
playing this flute i bought from salvation army last night, woke up this morning with a sore throat.

See if you can get your hands on some penicilin or something.

kilgore.

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7360 on: March 13, 2008, 12:52:05 PM »
i took the gargling mouthwash route

410

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 359
  • Rep: 58
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7361 on: March 13, 2008, 01:23:17 PM »
Missed the Focus premiere

BriDen

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7362 on: March 13, 2008, 01:54:00 PM »
Some shithead fruitbooters waxed up a 7' quarterpipe again. The park's all pre-fab black metal ramps so you can't see the wax at all. My friend Matt and I both got hurt on it months ago when they did it the first time. It was finally back to normal, and I find out my friend Eric is going to the hospital cuz he can't walk after slipping out on it and jacking his knee. He also got kicked out of his house because his grandparents are selling it and they don't feel that he needs to live with them. Not stoked that I can't do anything to help him out. Not stoked that it's super fucking nice out, but I got hurt a week ago when it was super fucking cold. And not stoked on all the stuff I posted in the random hate thread.

baxter

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7363 on: March 13, 2008, 02:43:32 PM »
Someone got stabbed at my school yesterday. The person threw a knife and it got the person right in the leg.

Barlow

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 49
  • Rep: -3
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7364 on: March 13, 2008, 03:04:58 PM »
It's 40 degrees Celsius (110 degrees Fahrenheit) outside and I have to go to work.

cold budweisers

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7780
  • Rep: 615
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7365 on: March 13, 2008, 03:56:28 PM »
i skated for like 20 minutes and my legs are so weak i feel like i'm going to pass out

BallDontLie

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4206
  • Rep: 678
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7366 on: March 13, 2008, 04:00:54 PM »
When girls pull that "I found a new guy but we can still be friends". This shit sucks.
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

marty.

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2940
  • Rep: 223
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7367 on: March 13, 2008, 04:07:57 PM »
When girls pull that "I found a new guy but we can still be friends". This shit sucks.

yeah you still kiss meeee
but now it's just on the cheek

You want me to make you a Bright Eyes mixtape, Keith?
8)

BallDontLie

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4206
  • Rep: 678
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7368 on: March 13, 2008, 04:25:19 PM »
That'd be nice.
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

Mooley

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3059
  • Rep: 254
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7369 on: March 13, 2008, 05:24:05 PM »
Being sick all week.

Plus finals are right around the corner, school's starting to get stressful again.

lenny

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2711
  • Rep: 342
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7370 on: March 13, 2008, 05:36:26 PM »
My girlfriend has mono.

so... I might get it. which is lame as fuck, because apparently i won't show symptoms for 2-3 weeks.

I'm already all paranoid.

baxter

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7371 on: March 13, 2008, 05:37:48 PM »
My girlfriend has mono.

so... I might get it. which is lame as fuck, because apparently i won't show symptoms for 2-3 weeks.

I'm already all paranoid.
I hate waiting.

sweets

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 5146
  • Rep: 5
  • but(t) fuck, who's keeping track?
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7372 on: March 13, 2008, 05:44:31 PM »
Expand Quote
When girls pull that "I found a new guy but we can still be friends". This shit sucks.
[close]

yeah you still kiss meeee
but now it's just on the cheek

You want me to make you a Bright Eyes mixtape, Keith?

Here you go, Homie. A bottle of whiskey and put this on repeat.

"It's Cool, We Can Still Be Friends"

Yeah, you still kiss me, but it's just on the cheek
Yeah, you still kiss me, but it's just on the cheek
Yeah, you still kiss me sometimes, but it's just on the cheek
You pull away so easily

And I still call you, but I get your machine
And I still call you, but I get your machine
And if I'm lucky I guess, I get your roommate answering
But you're at the bar, or at Gene's

And we go to dinner, but you won't hold my hand
We sit at the same table, but we don't play with our feet
Yeah, we still go to dinner sometimes, but we don't sneak a kiss
When the waitress turns around

And we still watch movies, but we don't share the couch
And we still rent movies, but we don't share the couch
Yeah, we still watch movies sometimes, but you don't lay in my lap
The plot is slow, take a nap

And you even stay over, but now we stay in our clothes
Yeah, you'll even sleep over, but now we stay in our clothes
Yeah, you even sleep over sometimes, but we stay in our clothes
I'm only there so that you're not alone

And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer
Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, but let's contrast and compare
Lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there

I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies
I guess your kind of truth, is just the ghost of your lies
Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies
I see through them all the time
So I'm pouring some whiskey, I'm gonna get drunk
Yeah, I'm pouring myself some whiskey, I'm going to get really fucking drunk
I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk
That I pass out, forget your face, by the time I wake up.


"instead of typing out some dumb reply to this post, go make some art, smell your own body, mate with your own hand, take a picture of your penis when it is in half-boner-mode and post it on slap." Tony

marty.

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2940
  • Rep: 223
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7373 on: March 13, 2008, 05:50:31 PM »
Ah, sick. I was hoping somebody would get what song I was referring to.
That's a fairly obscure Bright Eyes song too, I'm impressed.
8)

baxter

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7374 on: March 13, 2008, 08:01:25 PM »
Im getting kook'd for my thread in the tg but if only you guys knew the feeling.

vicky

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2340
  • Rep: 301
  • brofessional
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
    Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7375 on: March 13, 2008, 08:46:11 PM »
Missed the Focus premiere

me too. slept through it. im regular.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

Brandon

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1942
  • Rep: 291
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7376 on: March 13, 2008, 10:52:14 PM »
i friend of mine got hit by a car while riding his bike yesterday morning.  he's in ICU with frontal lobe damage, a left leg compound fracture plus shattered bone around the break, severe road rash, and was in a coma for awhile.  they just woke him up today and i have yet to hear of how he's doing.

fucking weak day for sure.

brooklyn brawler

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7377 on: March 13, 2008, 10:55:12 PM »
TORI




SPELLING

baxter

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7378 on: March 13, 2008, 11:02:11 PM »
is beautiful.

brooklyn brawler

  • Guest
Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7379 on: March 13, 2008, 11:08:38 PM »
Christina Aguillera's boyfriend is so in the wrong league.