Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473889 times)

defiantnate · « **Reply #7380 on:** March 13, 2008, 11:19:15 PM »

Sorry to hear that Brandon... keep your head up!

I'm not stoked on being forced to stay at work until 11:30 tonight...

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #7381 on:** March 14, 2008, 12:22:01 PM »

I shaved my beard, and got a new haircut. I now look like Marcy Darcy.

Heres a picture of me after I got my haircut.

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #7382 on:** March 14, 2008, 12:28:16 PM »

Quote from: baxter on March 13, 2008, 02:43:32 PM

Someone got stabbed at my school yesterday. The person threw a knife and it got the person right in the leg.

lol, I got suspended for a week in Grade 8 cuz I threw a compass and It stuck into a girls leg.

It was sweet though, both my parents worked, so I just slept in, watched the price is right and went skateboarding with my friends on their lunch hour.

Zurg · « **Reply #7383 on:** March 14, 2008, 03:14:17 PM »

my good friend left to spain today. more motivation to get off my ass and grab my ticket though

wake and bacon · « **Reply #7384 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:38:47 PM »

no shrooms for me this weekend as it turns out, but... life is good, so i can't really complain

barr · « **Reply #7385 on:** March 14, 2008, 09:47:39 PM »

people in my english class have become obsessed with writing essays and research papers on marijuana and other drugs and its mostly the people who don't part take in them.
or when the teacher makes a remark about drugs and a person who doesn't even smoke yells out "Yeaaaaaah!" and shit like that

baxter · « **Reply #7386 on:** March 14, 2008, 10:37:20 PM »

We should take away about 800 of lovepark's post just to be fair.

baxter · « **Reply #7387 on:** March 15, 2008, 01:06:48 PM »

About four of my friends got saturday school detention and are doing drugs all day after. Im stuck at home bored out of my mind.

I can't even get high with them if I wanted to because I have a random drug test from here on until the end of the school year.

lenny · « **Reply #7388 on:** March 15, 2008, 01:37:09 PM »

Not stoked on my hangover.

and green beer, it just doesn't feel right.

Sony MDR V2 headphones · « **Reply #7389 on:** March 15, 2008, 02:07:29 PM »

i drank too much coffee. im all

'd out.

and clammy.

max power · « **Reply #7390 on:** March 15, 2008, 03:16:23 PM »

my wife won't drive me to buy a case of beer. her dad gave me money to buy it and i can't drive because i've already had way too many beers.

snitchers · « **Reply #7391 on:** March 16, 2008, 02:09:12 AM »

I got schooled last night.

JonnyG · « **Reply #7392 on:** March 16, 2008, 09:21:48 AM »

i broke my kingpin last night and i can't get it out myself, also lost my bushings and i'll have to wait till tuesday when my local shop is open again

baxter · « **Reply #7393 on:** March 16, 2008, 02:18:06 PM »

My dad....is a dickhead. He made me through away over 43 magazines, shoes, clothes, and posters and shit. To top it off he kicked my guitar. Then when Im finally almost done and he comes in my room to see he says "what have you done so far, you have a lot to go" fucking prick.

Rusty Champignon · « **Reply #7394 on:** March 16, 2008, 02:47:12 PM »

I slammed today and landed on my phone and keys which were in my pocket resulting in a dead leg and a damaged phone

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #7395 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:03:16 PM »

Quote from: baxter on March 16, 2008, 02:18:06 PM

My dad....is a dickhead. He made me through away over 43 magazines, shoes, clothes, and posters and shit. To top it off he kicked my guitar. Then when Im finally almost done and he comes in my room to see he says "what have you done so far, you have a lot to go" fucking prick.

You must acknowledge that this man is a lot tougher than you, and that he's gone through more shit and you've gone through in your 13 years of living.

Be a gentleman, and learn from him. My only advice.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #7396 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:08:03 PM »

-ironic rap hipsters
-my parents unexpectedly picking me up and going to the minneapolis institute of arts hungover as shit, i thought i was going to fucking pass out or barf everywhere

bumptobar · « **Reply #7397 on:** March 16, 2008, 06:59:51 PM »

I did the gnarliest split today, and my groin is fucked right now.

BriDen · « **Reply #7398 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:32:35 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on March 16, 2008, 04:03:16 PM

Quote from: baxter on March 16, 2008, 02:18:06 PM
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My dad....is a dickhead. He made me through away over 43 magazines, shoes, clothes, and posters and shit. To top it off he kicked my guitar. Then when Im finally almost done and he comes in my room to see he says "what have you done so far, you have a lot to go" fucking prick.

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You must acknowledge that this man is a lot tougher than you, and that he's gone through more shit and you've gone through in your 13 years of living.

Be a gentleman, and learn from him. My only advice.

I'm gunna have to disagree.
Baxter, shoot him. That'll show him who's the boss, nigga.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #7399 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:50:53 PM »

My only drawback, is if you can fight your dad and win.

Then, you are a man.

wake and bacon · « **Reply #7400 on:** March 16, 2008, 07:51:09 PM »

pushing so hard, and going flaccid before you even reach the ledge... i hate gnarly wind.

dorm rat · « **Reply #7401 on:** March 16, 2008, 08:17:29 PM »

walked all over a slushy land of depression for hours trying to find an open beer store and a grocery mart with wind blowing in my face the whole time. couldnt find any and had to eat at burger king alone. im starting to hate this ugly place.

Mackattack · « **Reply #7402 on:** March 16, 2008, 08:25:22 PM »

what is the most opportune time for a girl to get pregnant?

dorm rat · « **Reply #7403 on:** March 16, 2008, 08:34:47 PM »

when shes having sex

Vov Vurnquist · « **Reply #7404 on:** March 16, 2008, 08:45:16 PM »

gave my bitch the green light to pick up some shits at Linens n Thangs.
needless to say, bitch went crazy with a pimps money and now a nigga gotta smoke some Linda Rondstat stead of some of that Kush Kush.

today would have paled in comparison to a Patricia Heaton blow job.

baxter · « **Reply #7405 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:25:22 PM »

Quote from: BriDen on March 16, 2008, 07:32:35 PM

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on March 16, 2008, 04:03:16 PM
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Quote from: baxter on March 16, 2008, 02:18:06 PM
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My dad....is a dickhead. He made me through away over 43 magazines, shoes, clothes, and posters and shit. To top it off he kicked my guitar. Then when Im finally almost done and he comes in my room to see he says "what have you done so far, you have a lot to go" fucking prick.

[close]

You must acknowledge that this man is a lot tougher than you, and that he's gone through more shit and you've gone through in your 13 years of living.

Be a gentleman, and learn from him. My only advice.
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I'm gunna have to disagree.
Baxter, shoot him. That'll show him who's the boss, nigga.

I took all his porn and tore out the doggie eared pages, whos the man now fucker.

BriDen · « **Reply #7406 on:** March 17, 2008, 07:18:11 AM »

Quote from: baxter on March 16, 2008, 11:25:22 PM

I took all his porn and tore out the doggie eared pages, whos the man now fucker.

Hahahahaa awesome. Glad you took the moral high-ground.

sergioflorez · « **Reply #7407 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:22:27 AM »

Quote from: BriDen on March 17, 2008, 07:18:11 AM

Quote from: baxter on March 16, 2008, 11:25:22 PM
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I took all his porn and tore out the doggie eared pages, whos the man now fucker.
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Hahahahaa awesome. Glad you took the moral high-ground.

i´d gnar you if i could. speaking of porn. when i was younger, my dad would break his vhs porn tapes everytime he´d catch me watching them. tit lust. black is back. debbie does dallas. he had quite the collection.

i´m not stoked on...

the stationary bike seat falling on me during physical therapy. i twisted the nob the wrong way thinking i would tighten it. i yelled Motherfucker so loud. nobody took notice. damn colombians.

my left knee still looking like a melon.

the letters on my verte honey pie shirt fading. thats the last time i pay over 30 bucks for a t-shirt. screw you athena! jk

heckler · « **Reply #7408 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:01:14 PM »

I walked in on my cat taking a shit this morning. That was really awkward.

gangsta fred · « **Reply #7409 on:** March 17, 2008, 01:02:54 PM »

You really are a dumb, hick child.

Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473889 times)

defiantnate

baxter

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Sony MDR V2 headphones

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Rusty Champignon

brooklyn brawler

BriDen

brooklyn brawler

Mackattack

Vov Vurnquist

baxter

BriDen

sergioflorez