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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7410 on: March 17, 2008, 01:03:44 PM »
i havent skated in like a week and a half and im watching these videos of the es game of skate on youtube and the only ones i can find are brezinski vs dyet and santos vs garcia but in the background i can hear the announcer saying "mike mo vs biebel in lane 2" and "peter ramondetta and stefan janoski in lane 3" how come these games arent up there?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7411 on: March 17, 2008, 06:33:05 PM »
girls who make you wait before giving up any cooch.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7412 on: March 17, 2008, 06:50:59 PM »
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I took all his porn and tore out the doggie eared pages, whos the man now fucker.
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Hahahahaa awesome. Glad you took the moral high-ground.
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Yeah, but the Formula 1 started. 

i´d gnar you if i could. speaking of porn. when i was younger, my dad would break his vhs porn tapes everytime he´d catch me watching them. tit lust. black is back. debbie does dallas. he had quite the collection.


i´m not stoked on...

the stationary bike seat falling on me during physical therapy. i twisted the nob the wrong way thinking i would tighten it. i yelled Motherfucker so loud. nobody took notice. damn colombians.

my left knee still looking like a melon.

the letters on my verte honey pie shirt fading. thats the last time i pay over 30 bucks for a t-shirt. screw you athena! jk  :-*

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7413 on: March 17, 2008, 07:24:17 PM »
girls who make you wait before giving up any cooch.

girls who make you wait and never end up giving the cooch.

got myself in that situation once really early in the game... never again.

edit: it actually can be pretty rad if she makes you hold off for a bit... then you are thinking like, damn i want to wreck that shit so badly. girls and their tricks... goddamnit.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7414 on: March 17, 2008, 07:36:42 PM »
COLLEGE



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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7415 on: March 17, 2008, 09:15:10 PM »
I'm sick and spread out too thin lately.  Not very cool.  I just want to sit in bed for a week and sleep in until I can go more than 10 minutes without going into a coughing fit, but no.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7416 on: March 17, 2008, 09:47:54 PM »
hemorrhoid.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7417 on: March 18, 2008, 04:56:28 AM »
I haven't slept in probably 30+ hours finishing up this business plan.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7418 on: March 18, 2008, 06:35:04 AM »
skating on good friday but no one wants to suggest any spots, and because of that we're probably going to go to some lame spot and skate flat land there for hours....  and the only reason i hate flatland is because i suck at it....

need to go back to school on saturday afternoon, after working on friday night to take up for there not being any class on goof friday....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7419 on: March 18, 2008, 06:50:49 AM »
i hate flatland because i suck at it....

also it really hurts hurts to bend my left leg so I can't skate

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7420 on: March 18, 2008, 07:01:19 AM »
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girls who make you wait before giving up any cooch.
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girls who make you wait and never end up giving the cooch.

got myself in that situation once really early in the game... never again.

edit: it actually can be pretty rad if she makes you hold off for a bit... then you are thinking like, damn i want to wreck that shit so badly. girls and their tricks... goddamnit.

this one chick I'm actually going for might be worth waiting for, I've escaped the friend zone with her now if I don't get it in a month I'm moving on to find easier girls.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7421 on: March 18, 2008, 08:04:10 AM »
no money to pay my rent right now ... never been in that situation before. i'm glad that people owe me about 50 euro ... fuck it. ,y work only send me a quarter of the money i made and my parents bank wasn't able to transfer me my monthly money. suckisucki.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7422 on: March 18, 2008, 09:30:28 AM »
i thought that offline page was gone for good.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7423 on: March 18, 2008, 02:43:10 PM »
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I took all his porn and tore out the doggie eared pages, whos the man now fucker.
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Hahahahaa awesome. Glad you took the moral high-ground.
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Yeah, but Formula 1 started.

I cant believe Albert Park still have a race? Sepang, Malaysia is no better. If it was up to me Bathurst or Surfer´s Paradise would be the host of the next Aussie GP. Honda still suck. Mark Webber had another mediocre drive. I think Lewis Hamilton will take it this year.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7424 on: March 18, 2008, 02:45:54 PM »
Lewis Hamilton is like the Chima Ferguson of F1

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7425 on: March 18, 2008, 02:47:59 PM »
 half a pack a day
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7426 on: March 18, 2008, 02:53:08 PM »
Lewis Hamilton is like the Chima Ferguson of F1

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7427 on: March 18, 2008, 03:00:15 PM »
everything i eat tastes like cardboard.  it really sucks, because i just lost a ton of weight and i need to gain some back as soon as possible.  i can only get through a couple bites of food before it feels like I'm going to throw up.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7428 on: March 18, 2008, 03:29:34 PM »
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I took all his porn and tore out the doggie eared pages, whos the man now fucker.
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Hahahahaa awesome. Glad you took the moral high-ground.
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Yeah, but Formula 1 started.
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I cant believe Albert Park still have a race? Sepang, Malaysia is no better. If it was up to me Bathurst or Surfer´s Paradise would be the host of the next Aussie GP. Honda still suck. Mark Webber had another mediocre drive. I think Lewis Hamilton will take it this year.

Yeah, Albert Park is pretty fucked.  It was 51 celsius on the track.  The amount of ridiculous press Webber gets here is so bad.  It is awesome when he always fails. Without the electronic driver aids so many people had problems.  Sydney wants the race, they are talking about making it a street race around where the olympics were which would be pretty cool.  I like Timo Glock on Toyota. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7429 on: March 18, 2008, 03:31:04 PM »
everything i eat tastes like cardboard.  it really sucks, because i just lost a ton of weight and i need to gain some back as soon as possible.  i can only get through a couple bites of food before it feels like I'm going to throw up.


So the new treatment isn't going too well?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7430 on: March 18, 2008, 04:47:09 PM »
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everything i eat tastes like cardboard.  it really sucks, because i just lost a ton of weight and i need to gain some back as soon as possible.  i can only get through a couple bites of food before it feels like I'm going to throw up.
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So the new treatment isn't going to well?

no, i think the treatment might be working a little bit.  its still really soon, so I don't want to jinx it or anything.  i'm still having a lot of digestive problems, but its slightly different than usual.  I don't have the same constant abdominal pain 24/7, and instead of having to goto the bathroom 3-4 times an hour, its more like once an hour or two.  It still hurts like hell, but at least I'm getting out of bed a little bit.  the main problems I'm having is the food thing, and also my mouth is really dry no matter how much water i drink.  It gets so dry it makes me dry heave.  Also nighttime is really hard because I can only sleep an hour or so at a time before my stomach wakes me up.  Its very frustrating, but nothing compared to what I was going through a couple weeks ago.  I seriously wanted to kill myself the pain was so bad. I think overall I'm finally starting to show some progress, but I'm just on so many different medications its fucking me up a little bit.  I'm also in a fucked up mental state...its kind of like i'm scared to get better or something. I've had to put all of my problems on hold for the past 2 years, and now that it might be coming to an end they're all going to come crashing down on me.  I'm just worrying a lot about what I'm going to do once this is all over.  I kind of feel like an inmate thats just about to get released from prison.  Its all just really confusing, and all the meds I'm on aren't helping.  Still, its a step in the right direction ...


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7431 on: March 18, 2008, 05:34:54 PM »
everything i eat tastes like cardboard.  it really sucks, because i just lost a ton of weight and i need to gain some back as soon as possible.  i can only get through a couple bites of food before it feels like I'm going to throw up.

Same here I never feel like eating anymore and nothing tastes good to me anymore. I'm eating dinner right now as I speak and I have barely gotten half way through it and I already feel full.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7432 on: March 18, 2008, 05:47:58 PM »
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everything i eat tastes like cardboard.  it really sucks, because i just lost a ton of weight and i need to gain some back as soon as possible.  i can only get through a couple bites of food before it feels like I'm going to throw up.
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So the new treatment isn't going to well?
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no, i think the treatment might be working a little bit.  its still really soon, so I don't want to jinx it or anything.  i'm still having a lot of digestive problems, but its slightly different than usual.  I don't have the same constant abdominal pain 24/7, and instead of having to goto the bathroom 3-4 times an hour, its more like once an hour or two.  It still hurts like hell, but at least I'm getting out of bed a little bit.  the main problems I'm having is the food thing, and also my mouth is really dry no matter how much water i drink.  It gets so dry it makes me dry heave.  Also nighttime is really hard because I can only sleep an hour or so at a time before my stomach wakes me up.  Its very frustrating, but nothing compared to what I was going through a couple weeks ago.  I seriously wanted to kill myself the pain was so bad. I think overall I'm finally starting to show some progress, but I'm just on so many different medications its fucking me up a little bit.  I'm also in a fucked up mental state...its kind of like i'm scared to get better or something. I've had to put all of my problems on hold for the past 2 years, and now that it might be coming to an end they're all going to come crashing down on me.  I'm just worrying a lot about what I'm going to do once this is all over.  I kind of feel like an inmate thats just about to get released from prison.  Its all just really confusing, and all the meds I'm on aren't helping.  Still, its a step in the right direction ...



I've never really commented on your medical issue before but, my heart seriously goes out to you. It's hard to imagine what you deal with. I'm not giving you pity because that sucks, I'm just trying to empathize and it's hard. Keep your head up, son.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7433 on: March 18, 2008, 05:51:50 PM »
thanks man, I appreciate it!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7434 on: March 18, 2008, 07:41:21 PM »
realizing you forget your tokens when youre at your bus stop w/ no money

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7435 on: March 18, 2008, 08:49:08 PM »
filming three days in a row and then getting hurt during spring break

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7436 on: March 18, 2008, 08:53:44 PM »
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everything i eat tastes like cardboard.  it really sucks, because i just lost a ton of weight and i need to gain some back as soon as possible.  i can only get through a couple bites of food before it feels like I\'m going to throw up.
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Same here I never feel like eating anymore and nothing tastes good to me anymore. I\'m eating dinner right now as I speak and I have barely gotten half way through it and I already feel full.


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7437 on: March 18, 2008, 11:17:29 PM »
My dad says if I don't play football or baseball I have to get a job when Im 15. I turn 15 may 27th so that god damn job is gunna take up my summer. Im gunna try my hardest to get out of it and if not Im fucked.

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« Reply #7438 on: March 18, 2008, 11:34:50 PM »
My dad says if I don't play football or baseball I have to get a job when Im 15. I turn 15 may 27th so that god damn job is gunna take up my summer. Im gunna try my hardest to get out of it and if not Im fucked.
Damn, maybe you should shoot him.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7439 on: March 18, 2008, 11:37:25 PM »
I would prefer burn but shooting works too.