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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7530 on: March 23, 2008, 06:52:39 PM »
I ate major shit today hanging up on a front disaster because of shitty pre fab park coping.  Flew right to flat hit my head and my right shoulder is sore as shit.  I was seeing stars for about an hour after.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7531 on: March 23, 2008, 07:04:51 PM »
people who constantly reference or mention where they are from
we fucking get it

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7532 on: March 23, 2008, 10:41:06 PM »
I have the wake and funeral for my grandmother on Tuesday and Wednesday... and my birthday is Tuesday.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7533 on: March 24, 2008, 02:43:37 AM »
I have the wake and funeral for my grandmother on Tuesday and Wednesday... and my birthday is Tuesday.

damn thats horrible...  my dad passed away 11 years ago a couple of days after my brothers birthday...  brothers birthday was on the 23rd and my dad died on the 26th, the day we went out celebrate his 12th birthday....

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7534 on: March 24, 2008, 08:30:09 AM »
Keep your head up, Nate.

I just got back from taking my boss to the hospital. She got her arm ripped open by one of the machines we use to make ravioli. Gnarliest cut I've seen in a while. 20 stitches total and I thought she was going to die in my car on the way to the emergency room. I'm sketched the fuck out. I think I have mild post-traumatic stress syndrome. I think I'm taking a nap before I go back to the shop and clean up.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7535 on: March 24, 2008, 08:33:14 AM »
I bet you are more not stoked on her touching your ravioli machine.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7536 on: March 24, 2008, 08:40:11 AM »
I bet you are more not stoked on her touching your ravioli machine.

She would have to pay me a lot more for that.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7537 on: March 24, 2008, 08:51:15 AM »
I meant the actual ravioli machine, not your chubby cock. Stop posting already.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7538 on: March 24, 2008, 09:02:42 AM »
Please, Fredrick,

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7539 on: March 24, 2008, 09:10:08 AM »
Good one, bud.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7540 on: March 24, 2008, 09:26:02 AM »
I don't want to work today... or at all.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7541 on: March 24, 2008, 10:27:30 AM »
Keep your head up, Nate.

I just got back from taking my boss to the hospital. She got her arm ripped open by one of the machines we use to make ravioli. Gnarliest cut I've seen in a while. 20 stitches total and I thought she was going to die in my car on the way to the emergency room. I'm sketched the fuck out. I think I have mild post-traumatic stress syndrome. I think I'm taking a nap before I go back to the shop and clean up.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7542 on: March 24, 2008, 12:14:51 PM »
That look Zered keeps giving me everytime I leave a thread is creeping me out!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7543 on: March 24, 2008, 12:15:09 PM »
Al Copeland, founder of Popeye's Chicken, kicked the bucket last night.  

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7544 on: March 24, 2008, 12:30:44 PM »
tonight i got drunk with this girl and her roomate who were in saigon here for just this last night, i ended up going to their room. he was passed out and we got it on. it was pretty rad. awkward as hell, but rad. the two beds were a nightstand's distance from each other. eventually we took a shower together to clean ourselves off, and i told her i had to wake up early so i had to leave soon. about 15 minutes later we kissed goodbye and i left, feeling rather invinvible.

ten minutes later i get a text:
"ok that's the end of anything we had. you just treated me like a whore. WTF"

and here i was feeling treated rather badly
i'm really confused and paranoid of her texting my friends.

"no offence but i've never been treated like that"

this girl is quite the man-eater, and to be honest, i didn't treat her badly. i'm sure what she said here is a lie.

then she told me it was my choice to leave, and i texted her that she kissed me goodbye and all that so i didn't see what the problem was!
she got even angrier.
i told her to go to bed and that i would call her in the morning.
she told me she wasn't interested in my call.
i'm really pissed off right now. and still rather drunk. it's a miracle i can type.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7545 on: March 24, 2008, 01:28:43 PM »
i'm really pissed off right now.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7546 on: March 24, 2008, 03:24:10 PM »
HI, MY NAME IS FAT COP ON BIKE AND ID LIKE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR SKATING FROM POINT A TO B EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD COFFEE IN HAND AND WERE SITTING ON A BENCH
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7547 on: March 24, 2008, 03:38:16 PM »
HI, MY NAME IS FAT COP ON BIKE AND ID LIKE TO GIVE YOU A TICKET FOR SKATING FROM POINT A TO B EVEN THOUGH YOU HAD COFFEE IN HAND AND WERE SITTING ON A BENCH

thats fucked up. i plan on skating to work with the nice weather and if anything like that happened to me i'd be apeshit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7548 on: March 24, 2008, 03:42:35 PM »
i am beyond pissed. and then after my coffee and incident i went to the subway and got chased out of there by an even fatter cop on a segway. and literally two or three days ago i skated love and city hall for 5 hours and no one even said shit to me.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7549 on: March 24, 2008, 03:44:28 PM »
Fucking high school graduation exams....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7550 on: March 25, 2008, 06:02:33 AM »
i love pops, but i am not stoked on his recent ad that is two fucking pages and its just him pushing. give me a break.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7551 on: March 25, 2008, 07:25:41 AM »
pic ali? what company?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7552 on: March 25, 2008, 07:26:55 AM »
i dont remember if its an ad or just a photo... but its two pages... taken from above.. of him just pushing.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7553 on: March 25, 2008, 07:32:57 AM »
weak.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7554 on: March 25, 2008, 07:59:56 AM »
tonight i got drunk with this girl and her roomate who were in saigon here for just this last night, i ended up going to their room. he was passed out and we got it on. it was pretty rad. awkward as hell, but rad. the two beds were a nightstand's distance from each other. eventually we took a shower together to clean ourselves off, and i told her i had to wake up early so i had to leave soon. about 15 minutes later we kissed goodbye and i left, feeling rather invinvible.

ten minutes later i get a text:
"ok that's the end of anything we had. you just treated me like a whore. WTF"

and here i was feeling treated rather badly
i'm really confused and paranoid of her texting my friends.

"no offence but i've never been treated like that"

this girl is quite the man-eater, and to be honest, i didn't treat her badly. i'm sure what she said here is a lie.

then she told me it was my choice to leave, and i texted her that she kissed me goodbye and all that so i didn't see what the problem was!
she got even angrier.
i told her to go to bed and that i would call her in the morning.
she told me she wasn't interested in my call.
i'm really pissed off right now. and still rather drunk. it's a miracle i can type.
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ouch....  that stings dude....  well thats what you get with women.....  my young friend is growing up....


my ex started contacting me again out of the blue around 3 days ago and it has me weird-ed out....  no idea why she would do that, and when i ask she told me she was coming back to singapore in june after she graduated... 

and my ankle is still swollen like someone just jabbed botox into my ankle....  looks and feels terrible....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7555 on: March 25, 2008, 08:01:36 AM »
its 60 degrees one day, then the next day its 25 with flurries.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7556 on: March 25, 2008, 09:50:04 AM »
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ouch....  that stings dude....  well thats what you get with women.....  my young friend is growing up....


my ex started contacting me again out of the blue around 3 days ago and it has me weird-ed out....  no idea why she would do that, and when i ask she told me she was coming back to singapore in june after she graduated... 

and my ankle is still swollen like someone just jabbed botox into my ankle....  looks and feels terrible....
did some damage control and things should be cool now. turns out she likes me, more than i do her. whatever, i'm not seeing her for two weeks so it should be all fine.

good luck with the ex. and the ankle! do you think you'll be down longer than a month now?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7557 on: March 25, 2008, 09:53:59 AM »
Fucking noticed a chip in one of my porcelains! That means eventually it's going to break off and I'll have Pirate mouth. New insurance so I have no idea how much out of pocket this will be. Plus, it's going to be the fourth replacement. Keep your origional teeth Pals.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7558 on: March 25, 2008, 10:08:14 AM »
Fucking noticed a chip in one of my porcelains! That means eventually it's going to break off and I'll have Pirate mouth. New insurance so I have no idea how much out of pocket this will be. Plus, it's going to be the fourth replacement. Keep your origional teeth Pals.

i chipped a tooth skating yesterday, bummer
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7559 on: March 25, 2008, 10:18:29 AM »
today is the first anniversary of the death of my good friend and former bandmate Mike.  my other bandmates are having a tribute show in his honor tonight in San Francisco.  I was supposed to be there (they even offered to buy me a plane ticket), but I am still far too sick to travel, and I feel like I just let everyone down.  Its going to be the last time any of our old songs are going to be played, and I really needed to be there to get some closure from all of this.  When I left San Francisco, and the band, I thought i was only going to be back in Louisiana for a couple of months, but I ended up being sicker than I thought and here it is a year and a half later and I still haven't gone back to see any of my friends.  When Mike died, I wasn't able to be there, and a lot of people didn't understand why and are still pissed off at me about it.  This trip would have put all of that to rest.  Anyway, i'm just pretty bummed about the whole thing and I know its going to be a pretty shitty day. 

if any of you slap pals in SF are looking for something to do tonight, the show is at Cafe du Nord on Market street.  I think there are 5 or 6 bands, and you also get a free copy of our new CD with admission.  If anyone ends up going, let me know how it went....