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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7860 on: April 08, 2008, 04:27:08 PM »
I wanna blaze in my room but there's been a cop parked in front of my house for the past hour and I don't dare until he's gone.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7861 on: April 08, 2008, 04:32:13 PM »
I wanna blaze in my room but there's been a cop parked in front of my house for the past hour and I don't dare until he's gone.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7862 on: April 08, 2008, 04:39:23 PM »
fuck knows man, you'd think if he was here to talk to someone he'd have done it already... it's like he's just killing time on his shift, doing paperwork and shit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7863 on: April 08, 2008, 04:58:46 PM »
so today my best friend and i went to eat, sitting on this bench made of wood. i made a comment when two asian girls went by asking her if she couldnt understand them and she got pissed because people always thinks she is asian even though shes not. anyway, she stood up and moved away from me and then i took it back, and she slid back next to me resulting in her screaming. apparently that slide gave her a huge splinter in her leg right under her ass. we were in the public restrooms at temple in a stall, me sitting on the ground and her with her pants down while im trying to take out this splinter. its fucking huge. then we just decided to go back to her house to get it out easier and i got half of it out but theres still some left, i dont know how her and i always get into the most ridiculous situations ever.

yo you go to Temple?
do you know a guy named Joey?
he goes to school and sells weed there.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7864 on: April 09, 2008, 12:22:01 AM »
I was just cruising for some porn to jack it and clicked on a link for a "Unbelievable threesome" which showed a pick of two chicks and a dude.  I figured I was good to go.  I whip it out and get all ready, and I see some good fucking going down; so far so good.  The camera than pans down and under the guy who the chicks currently riding is another chick with a strap on........................................ fucking the guy in the ass.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7865 on: April 09, 2008, 04:51:00 AM »
yesterday my ex and i (who i share an apartment with because of problems with breaking the lease) got in a fight about me smoking cigarettes. he ripped up some of my art work, a friends sweatshirt, threw my shit all over the ground, and then proceeded to scream and say horrible things to me not only about myself but about my family and then he punched me in the face, stomach and chest. i feel absolutely terrible, like my heart is sunken in my chest and i feel worthless. my eyes are so swollen from crying and i cant even tell my mom, sister, or best friend because i dont want them to worry about me. i seriously dont even want to exist right now.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7866 on: April 09, 2008, 05:14:42 AM »
You're fucking crazy to stay another minute.  Wouldn't breaking your stuff and beating you warrant an arrest?  Or a break in the lease?  Jesus, you're gonna end up dead if that's how you handle this kinda thing.  Your family has good reason to be worried, they'd surely take you in if they knew what was happening.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7867 on: April 09, 2008, 05:36:36 AM »
take your best friend and go to the police. it's the one and only thing you can do, waiting untill things could work out isn't a proper way to solve the problem. he won't change. be strong and go this way. please.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7868 on: April 09, 2008, 05:40:02 AM »
Did you call the cops?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7869 on: April 09, 2008, 06:12:48 AM »
take your best friend and go to the police. it's the one and only thing you can do, waiting untill things could work out isn't a proper way to solve the problem. he won't change. be strong and go this way. please.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7870 on: April 09, 2008, 06:37:02 AM »
call the cops and if that doesn't work stab that pussy.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7871 on: April 09, 2008, 06:40:53 AM »
ohh Vicky, I'm sorry.
I'm just about to go to the post office to mail your birthday present, if that makes you feel better.
And I can't really comment on anything else, but you should go stay at Lola's for a few days and figure out what to do, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7872 on: April 09, 2008, 06:44:41 AM »
this really does sound like a time to call the cops
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7873 on: April 09, 2008, 06:52:23 AM »
yesterday my ex and i (who i share an apartment with because of problems with breaking the lease) got in a fight about me smoking cigarettes. he ripped up some of my art work, a friends sweatshirt, threw my shit all over the ground, and then proceeded to scream and say horrible things to me not only about myself but about my family and then he punched me in the face, stomach and chest. i feel absolutely terrible, like my heart is sunken in my chest and i feel worthless. my eyes are so swollen from crying and i cant even tell my mom, sister, or best friend because i dont want them to worry about me. i seriously dont even want to exist right now.

Man, DV is no joke--get yourself out of that situation. If you're lucky enough to have a supportive family move back in with them and swallow that lease. And tell your fam exactly what happened. Tell everyone you know exactly what happened. If you keep what happened under raps you'll enable him to hurt other people. And possibly give him the oppertunity to hurt you again. The dude that beat you up is seriously messed up and he'll continue to brutalize people until he gets long-term professional help.

Moving out, telling your family, and calling the police to press charges might be what it takes for you to steer that dude in the right direction... And more importantly you'll be actively taking shit into your own hands instead of sitting by passively and allowing this to continue. Unfortunately people in abusive relationships often return to other abusive relationship until they decide to be assertive and break the cycle. And I'd bet the bank the dude didn't go from "chill dude" to wrecking your stuff and punching you in the face and stomach. You probably let other stuff slide in the past that you shouldn't have.

And if the dude left marks call the cops before the marks go away. And don't throw out the stuff he wrecked--let the cops see it.

I know what we're all telling you is tough, but it's what you need to do. And while we're telling you to do really difficult stuff you most definately could use some counseling to help sort this shit out emotionally.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7874 on: April 09, 2008, 06:57:27 AM »
you should probably get him to make an account on here so we can kook him.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7875 on: April 09, 2008, 06:58:21 AM »
I'm too angry to type. I'm on my way. Be there in an hour or so.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7876 on: April 09, 2008, 07:30:04 AM »
yesterday my ex and i (who i share an apartment with because of problems with breaking the lease) got in a fight about me smoking cigarettes. he ripped up some of my art work, a friends sweatshirt, threw my shit all over the ground, and then proceeded to scream and say horrible things to me not only about myself but about my family and then he punched me in the face, stomach and chest. i feel absolutely terrible, like my heart is sunken in my chest and i feel worthless. my eyes are so swollen from crying and i cant even tell my mom, sister, or best friend because i dont want them to worry about me. i seriously dont even want to exist right now.
reading that got me not stoked.
Vicky, I was in a bar last week its a complete hole in the wall but the owner lets us do what we want without kicking us out, anyway dude got shit faced and punched his girl in the face then kicked her in the chest when she was on the ground, dude got his face royaly kicked in while we took his girl outside and called an ems and the cops, we've all boycotted the bar and dude is awaiting trial. If theres one thing i cant stand in life its a dude whos so tough he feels he can hit a woman or force himself on a woman, when dudes like that go to jail they get theres. Be strong go to the cops and fuck any repercutions that soft dick spineless fuck has...I'm coming down that way for a trade show in a week and a half, if you want we can go skate then i'll fucking kick your X's face in for free for hitting on a woman....seriously
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7877 on: April 09, 2008, 07:36:24 AM »
I'm coming down that way for a trade show in a week and a half

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7878 on: April 09, 2008, 07:37:35 AM »
Vicky get out of there ASAP! and do what everyone else just said.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7879 on: April 09, 2008, 07:39:08 AM »
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I'm coming down that way for a trade show in a week and a half
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me trev are going Ali, i got room for another one if you wanna go, no internet though so i dont know about being around you in MB withdrawl....i got tics to a hockey game tonight, come out and fade!!!
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7880 on: April 09, 2008, 07:41:46 AM »
a member herel(i don't name names) gasing me about buying a board, making me run back and forth to the PO with my broken foot to get him a shipping quote, only to tell me he doesn't want it anymore.  seriously, thats some asshole shit right there, normally i wouldn't mind doing that type of shit but i'm injuried, fuck that i'm pissed.         

   
     

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7881 on: April 09, 2008, 07:45:03 AM »
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I'm coming down that way for a trade show in a week and a half
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me trev are going Ali, i got room for another one if you wanna go, no internet though so i dont know about being around you in MB withdrawl....i got tics to a hockey game tonight, come out and fade!!!

I would, but wed night is beers and bowls night!



Whats the dates on the trade show? I'd totally be down, i'm pretty sure you guys drive right by my exit anyways.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7882 on: April 09, 2008, 07:48:15 AM »
saw this the other day........ http://www.break.com/index/why-you-never-hit-a-girl.html

maybe we should hold a slap pal beat down on vickys ex
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7883 on: April 09, 2008, 07:52:40 AM »
love you all, sorry to bum everyone out. jesco and what everyone said is true, im just feeling really fucking terrible and embarrassed that i even got myself involved in this situation and didnt have enough courage to get out. im afraid to tell my mother because of her condition and i dont want her to stress. i feel like such an idiot. im at work right now, i dont know if im going to call the cops but i am going to stay at lolas. hopefully when i get to the apartment after work hes not there.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7884 on: April 09, 2008, 07:54:59 AM »
i'd bring someone with you if you plan on going back there.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7885 on: April 09, 2008, 07:59:53 AM »
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I'm coming down that way for a trade show in a week and a half
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me trev are going Ali, i got room for another one if you wanna go, no internet though so i dont know about being around you in MB withdrawl....i got tics to a hockey game tonight, come out and fade!!!
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i think id rather be at beers and bowls night...its not the Mass. trade show, we have different reps. are shit is in Cherry Hill NJ, so were gonna go to philly to skate after the first day of appointments....then fade
I would, but wed night is beers and bowls night!



Whats the dates on the trade show? I'd totally be down, i'm pretty sure you guys drive right by my exit anyways.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7886 on: April 09, 2008, 08:01:34 AM »
sounds good to me. let me know, i'll bring the stickiest of the icky

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7887 on: April 09, 2008, 08:05:51 AM »
sounds good to me. let me know, i'll bring the stickiest of the icky
4/22 leave come back 4/23...I dont smoke weed you know this, but you never know
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7888 on: April 09, 2008, 08:08:52 AM »
Yea, but the thing is... i do.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #7889 on: April 09, 2008, 08:16:08 AM »
your gonna smoke then go to cherry hill new jersey??? sounds like harold and kumar
and yall dont need to be worryin about my rep, if yall really need to know, its cause no other rapper on here gully enough to do the dirt dolo i done
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