Things you are not stoked on

[ahlee]

well in that case, i'll just ride my cheetah

[Lance]

your gonna smoke then go to cherry hill new jersey??? sounds like harold and kumar

Ahlee will, i can't smoke weed anymore, let alone in Cherry Hill, that place is grimey, thats why im tryin to go see waht i gotta see and dip to philly to skate and fade, ive heard of some hurendous stories goin down in that shit shack they call a hotel. I usually drive don and back for the day but 4.5 hours each way isnt appealing to my lower back anymore...

[underachiever]

unstoked on vicky's situation, i hope shit gets better for you real soon. hardly anyone deserves that kind of treatment

[Say Hi]

I have to study for a test on friday, but rather lurk here all the time instead of learn. And I know if I would learn I wouldn't even understand it. Damn.

[underachiever]

the heat, its 80 degrees out, and youll burn up if you just warm up. not really worth skating flat today.

[Foray]

Getting text messages saying

"Hey bro what are you doing/buying for 4/20?"

I'm probably just gonna sit in my room on slap like I always do. My Neighbor won't smoke because he says he's over it but is gonna smoke on 4/20 for some reason.  I don't get this shit.

[Lance]

Getting text messages saying

"Hey bro what are you doing/buying for 4/20?"

I'm probably just gonna sit in my room on slap like I always do. My Neighbor won't smoke because he says he's over it but is gonna smoke on 4/20 for some reason.  I don't get this shit.

damn dudes are planning that shit out this far in advance? Crazy

[Foray]

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Getting text messages saying

"Hey bro what are you doing/buying for 4/20?"

I'm probably just gonna sit in my room on slap like I always do. My Neighbor won't smoke because he says he's over it but is gonna smoke on 4/20 for some reason.  I don't get this shit.

[close]

damn dudes are planning that shit out this far in advance? Crazy

Yeah bro "I got edibles... $20 for a cookie".

Get the fuck away from me, i'll try to find a picture of this guy, he wears these shoes:

[Rusty Champignon]

it's like 2 30 am and ive just spent about four hours doing a shit load of work for college, the deadline for it is tomorrow and its not even finished and i'm going to feel like shit tomorrow because I have been having trouble sleeping. Also the boards are being really slow for me for some reason.

[able]

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No wonder it takes a whole min to open a topic

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

the goddamn boards taking FOREVER to load.

and people who will hear a phrase of a song being said and then start singing that song.

[cahl]

my balls itch
my ass itches

at the same time

[able]

[rocklobster]

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No wonder it takes a whole min to open a topic

[snitchers]

i shaved my head for the first time and it looks heinous

[papasmurfsdog]

back hurts for no reason put bengay on it, got some bengay in my eye whilst washing my hands and face, and the stuff didnt work on my back

[ahlee]

hang up on a back d, 8ft to flat. ended that sesh


slap running slow as shit for anyone else?

[Matze]

slap running slow as shit for anyone else?

jawohl! (=yes)

[BriDen]

Gotta get an MRI in the next couple days and I fucking hope I don't need surgery but definately not stoked on the possibility of it.

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slap running slow as shit for anyone else?

[close]

jawohl! (=yes)

[bumptobar]

Fuck how slow the boards are.

[qwertypoiuy]

Fuck how slow the boards are.

[JonnyG]

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Fuck how slow the boards are.

[close]

when i was opening this thread, it started to get back to full speed, finally!

[underachiever]

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Fuck how slow the boards are.

[close]

[gangsta fred]

Stop posting so it can move faster, asshole.

-the ace of spades

[Choad Muskrat]

Stop posting so it can move faster, asshole.

-the ace of spades

ganster fred actually said something that made me laugh, i better go kill myself now

[Bill]

your gonna smoke then go to cherry hill new jersey??? sounds like harold and kumar

Wait, whats going on in Cherry Hill?

[skate_bored]

me and my girlfriend are going to a wedding saturday for a girl that we were good friends with in high school. i hate dressing up, and weddings, and churches...to make matters worse, my girlfriend is in the wedding. im not. ill be sitting alone, feeling awkward in my suit and clown shoes, then feeling even more awkward at the reception when im expected to dance. what the fuck? i guess i better get used to the whole "friend's wedding" thing 

[Lance]

boards were slow late last night and today, kinda glad i was powerfaded out last night and hung over all day....I hate hockey but going to the games is so fun!!!!!!

[FakieFlipCG]

hmmm...  i cant tell and i really hope hes not serious.

[Prison Wallet]

my balls itch
my ass itches

at the same time

Man you ever heard of pinworms? They'd make that whole area itch.

I just did a hygiene unit with a bunch of 3rd graders and taught them about them shits. They grow in your ass when you don't wipe well and then crawl out at night. They can spread from one person to another if you share a bed with someone; at night they crawl out one ass and into another.

You can check for pinworms by having the victim lay on their back in the dark, wait like ten minutes then shine a flashlight on the asshole real quick. You can see them coming out and then go back in real quick. And a home remedy for them is to put a peice of duct tape over the asshole then when they try to come out the front of them stick to the tape, and you can pull the whole things out by removing the tape.