Things you are not stoked on

[artichoke]

so is it like eating pussy in the sense that the taste turns to saliva after a few seconds anyways? either way guys, i dunno about this one.

If you do it after she's showered (which, really, is the only time that I would be doing it) it doesn't taste like anything / tastes a little bit like pussy because you're presumably eating that first and then sliding your tongue back.

[MexicanSpaniard]

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so is it like eating pussy in the sense that the taste turns to saliva after a few seconds anyways? either way guys, i dunno about this one.

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If you do it after she's showered (which, really, is the only time that I would be doing it) it doesn't taste like anything / tastes a little bit like pussy because you're presumably eating that first and then sliding your tongue back.

Exactly, +1

[sebastian toombs]

provided shes diplomatic, theres nothing wrong with having a girl slip a finger up your ass while giving you head in the shower...   

man, i came to this thread to complain about the cost of replacing the timing belt on a vw eurovan.  what the hell?

[Lance]

The thing that grossed me out is my ex girlfriend had a stage where she was obsessed with trying to mess with my butt hole.. I have never seen my own really, but I can tell you right now I don't think anyone in the world should crave exploring it.

som bitch tried runnin her finger through my shit and I gave her a stiff arm Barry Sanders would've been proud of, but  when that bitch started riding me backwards, i was givin her the old dirtbike with my thumb in dat ass...BEEEEHHHHHH BEEEEEEHHHHH BEHHH BEH, bitch went nutz

[skate_bored]

this shit is getting gnarly. i guess this weekend ill be getting fingered and eating asshole.

on second thought.......i dunno.

[tag_king]

Take that shit to the vans appreciation! We are all about the bunghole here today. And I am reading Lances reply to my bum situation as I type this in the topic summary, and that is fucking awesome.

[Lance]

provided shes diplomatic, theres nothing wrong with having a girl slip a finger up your ass while giving you head in the shower...   

man, i came to this thread to complain about the cost of replacing the timing belt on a vw eurovan.  what the hell?

Sebastion sorry to hear about your car troubles, ive spent $2400 on my car in the last 2 weeks, not thrilled at all, timing belt issues suck

[sebastian toombs]

question is, should i let my girl put the old timing belt up my ass while were in the shower?

[tag_king]

I thought you would never ask.. and the rule of bum is, if its a vw eurovan, always. Just remember to remove the duct tape from you anus first.

[ahlee]

what motor sebastian?

[Lance]

question is, should i let my girl put the old timing belt up my ass while were in the shower?

If you are wearing a red bandana in your back pocket shes going to try it regardless.... on a side note we should all thank Jesco for turning this into "Bung"  thread

[sebastian toombs]

5 cylinder.   


and who wears bandanas in the shower?  maybe tobias, but still...

[artichoke]

This thread has taken a turn for awesome.

I almost spit my coffee out on my screen when I read Lance's dirtbike post.

[Lance]

This thread has taken a turn for awesome.

I almost spit my coffee out on my screen when I read Lance's dirtbike post.

I won't lie i wish i made the noise while i was doing it, maybe next time if i get the oppurtunity

[artichoke]

To keep the butthole conversation going,
I was talking with a friend the other day who apparently has been sticking her finger up guys asses while giving head for years.  No warning, no discussion, just starting the blowjob and then going in for the kill.  She claims that they usually take it pretty well.  I don't know that I believe that.

[brooklyn brawler]

You guys need to find women that don't fart, and you're fine.

[sebastian toombs]

To keep the butthole conversation going,
I was talking with a friend the other day who apparently has been sticking her finger up guys asses while giving head for years.  No warning, no discussion, just starting the blowjob and then going in for the kill.  She claims that they usually take it pretty well.  I don't know that I believe that.

 the shower is the only place i can see that working without real potential for embarassment (for both parties).  or maybe a swimming pool...  or tropical waterfall...

[tag_king]

Drunk, things happen, fingers go in places from time to time, and there is no shame. The best part about my experience was reminding the girl that she had done this months after the fact and her havig no idea she did at all.

[Lance]

I got a friend who grabs at chicks hands to finger bang his Ass, dude lives it

[longballlarry]

i wonder what it feels like to get fingered in the butthole (no homo of course). my friend once told me that he did it once when he was masturbating just to see what it felt like. but what if i like it? then i'll be fingering myself all the time. i rather just not find out.

[tag_king]

Lance I think you should exclusively post butt related things from now on. And to answer longballlarrys question, you can never NEVER fingerbang yourself. It just a little gay, you are already touching a dick, then when you get your butt involved, its just a little to close to man love. Now if a girl fingers your hole, its like a oxymoron.

[sebastian toombs]

you mean, like shes the dude?

[tag_king]

Well its like a gay blowjob from a chick... fuck I am confusing myself, this is sounding to much like a corey duffel story or something.

[Lance]

Lance I think you should exclusively post butt related things from now on. And to answer longballlarrys question, you can never NEVER fingerbang yourself. It just a little gay, you are already touching a dick, then when you get your butt involved, its just a little to close to man love. Now if a girl fingers your hole, its like a oxymoron.

Tag well put in response to Longballry's dilemma, and I'm not a conasaur of treading brown frown, It was just an experience I had, my friend I spoke of who enjoys it, has story's for days of the anus adventures he's endured, kept us all amused easily on an 8 hour roadtrip with his adventures in the brown eye...

[Choad Muskrat]

awesome lolpinworm

thats one evil looking little fucker

[Rusty Champignon]

asshole appreesh!!!

[ProjectPatrick]

So what kind of pleasure do girls, or even guys I guess, get from getting their assholes eaten? Does it actually get people off? I think my girlfriend tried to pull sticking her finger up my ass one time but I kind of freaked out in my head and subtly made her move her fingers away from my asshole.

[tag_king]

for guys, I think its all about the H spot, rubbin the prostate or something.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Yes it gets you off, it's filthy bizzare and taboo all at once, what could be better bitch?
Plus, once you open the anal door you can't close it.

[marty.]

Well this thread got awesome. I unfortunately only have one anal related story to share, and I didn't even really get to do anything.
Last summer, me and the girl I was with at the time were drunk and just about to get in the shower, and she said something about wanting to pee on me, and I told her only if she agreed to anal.
She absolutely freaked out and acted like I was a total dick for asking, which I thought was ridiculous, cause for me, peeing on somebody is way higher up than anal on the totem pole of weird sexual stuff.