Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473745 times)

tag_king · « **Reply #7980 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:38:49 AM »

yea pee is somewhere near the top of the sexual perversions totempole for sure.. anal is like litterally only above reverse cow girl which probably the second head from the bottom.

ProjectPatrick · « **Reply #7981 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:43:33 AM »

Quote from: marty. on April 11, 2008, 09:36:47 AM

Well this thread got awesome. I unfortunately only have one anal related story to share, and I didn't even really get to do anything.
Last summer, me and the girl I was with at the time were drunk and just about to get in the shower, and she said something about wanting to pee on me, and I told her only if she agreed to anal.
She absolutely freaked out and acted like I was a total dick for asking, which I thought was ridiculous, cause for me, peeing on somebody is way higher up than anal on the totem pole of weird sexual stuff.

Hahaha, that's awesome. Would you have actually have let her piss on you if she agreed? I've always wanted to piss on a girl. Not for sexual satisfaction, just to laugh and leave. There's this one chick here that asked her boyfriend to piss in her mouth and he did.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #7982 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:44:17 AM »

I just wanted to give a shout out to uhhhhhhhhh myself. I may be an ass freak but I have my limits.

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #7983 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:44:30 AM »

Haha I'd say anal is quite a bit higher on the totem pole than reverse cow girl, but yea peeing is really high up there.

I would lick a chicks asshole way before getting peed on.

Lance · « **Reply #7984 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:44:51 AM »

Quote from: marty. on April 11, 2008, 09:36:47 AM

Well this thread got awesome. I unfortunately only have one anal related story to share, and I didn't even really get to do anything.
Last summer, me and the girl I was with at the time were drunk and just about to get in the shower, and she said something about wanting to pee on me, and I told her only if she agreed to anal.
She absolutely freaked out and acted like I was a total dick for asking, which I thought was ridiculous, cause for me, peeing on somebody is way higher up than anal on the totem pole of weird sexual stuff.

If she agreed to that Marty that would've been golden...literally, being pee'd on in the shower aint shit, i pissed in the shower this mornig and stood in it, so to get some anal for being pee'd on only to have it washed off immediatly would've been a deal....now if the bitch wanted to pee on you like in bed while gittin er' did, thats some fucked up shit

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #7985 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:46:47 AM »

I dunno, i think It would be pretty messed up getting peed on, but if my girl wanted to I'd probably let her, then she owes you.

And I'm pretty turned off about the asshole eating after all this pinworm shit, my ass has been itchy since the pinworm talk began.

Lance · « **Reply #7986 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:48:40 AM »

Quote from: Choad Muskrat on April 11, 2008, 09:44:30 AM

Haha I'd say anal is quite a bit higher on the totem pole than reverse cow girl, but yea peeing is really high up there.

I would lick a chicks asshole way before getting peed on.

i agree on the totem pole reverse cowgirl thing, any dumpster you take home from the bar will give you that, but not all will let you penetrate there leather cheerio first go.

p.s. choad im feelin the new pic

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #7987 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:50:09 AM »

thanks, The Muskrat is fresh to death now

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #7988 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:50:32 AM »

and whats up with this "steak sex" everyone keeps whispering about?

tag_king · « **Reply #7989 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:51:30 AM »

Quote from: Choad Muskrat on April 11, 2008, 09:44:30 AM

Haha I'd say anal is quite a bit higher on the totem pole than reverse cow girl, but yea peeing is really high up there.

I would lick a chicks asshole way before getting peed on.

sorry I should have specified, reverse cow girl with you thumb in the girls ass while yelling motorcycle noises.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #7990 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:53:26 AM »

please correctly post the motorbike noises, I have a quest for the weekend now and want to get it right.

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #7991 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:54:08 AM »

vrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, neeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooo

Lance · « **Reply #7992 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:54:23 AM »

BBEEEEHHHHHH BEEEHHH BEEHHHHHHHH BEEEHHHHHH BEEH BEEHH...something along those lines, no vrooms involved thats a car not a dirtbike

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #7993 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:56:13 AM »

Choad Muskrat · « **Reply #7994 on:** April 11, 2008, 09:57:27 AM »

^^ I think you posted those in the opposite thread that they should be in

artichoke · « **Reply #7995 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:00:29 AM »

While making motorcycle noises, do you wear a helmet?

longballlarry · « **Reply #7996 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:00:47 AM »

i imagine getting fingered in the butt is similar to the feeling you get when you're really constipated and you try to push a shit out and you push really hard, but then you like stop for one second and the shit like sucks itself back up your butthole really fast and it feels really unpleasant. am i right?

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #7997 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:01:38 AM »

here comes the clutchless shifter!

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #7998 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:02:31 AM »

Quote from: Choad Muskrat on April 11, 2008, 09:57:27 AM

^^ I think you posted those in the opposite thread that they should be in

sexual totem poles... i think the chick up top represents "hamatsa", the cannibal bird?

tag_king · « **Reply #7999 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:04:21 AM »

Similar to the shit comparison, except if you want a finger out, don't try and push it out like you would that hard poo. The girl will appreciate it.

Matze · « **Reply #8000 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:07:48 AM »

diarhea
my board has a big crack ... i give it 20 minutes to live ... needless to say that i got no money, i'm glad that i can aford some pasta and a bottle of wine

longballlarry · « **Reply #8001 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:09:48 AM »

Quote from: Matze on April 11, 2008, 10:07:48 AM

diarhea
my board has a big crack ... i give it 20 minutes to live ... needless to say that i got no money, i'm glad that i can aford some pasta and a bottle of wine

what does this have to do with buttholes?

skate_bored · « **Reply #8002 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:11:57 AM »

Quote from: Choad Muskrat on April 11, 2008, 09:46:47 AM

if my girl wanted to I'd probably let her, then she owes you.

exactly.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #8003 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:13:32 AM »

Quote from: longballlarry on April 11, 2008, 10:09:48 AM

Quote from: Matze on April 11, 2008, 10:07:48 AM
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diarhea
my board has a big crack ... i give it 20 minutes to live ... needless to say that i got no money, i'm glad that i can aford some pasta and a bottle of wine

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what does this have to do with buttholes?

"big crack"... and what do you think the wine and pasta are for?

max power · « **Reply #8004 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:14:13 AM »

Quote from: longballlarry on April 11, 2008, 10:09:48 AM

Quote from: Matze on April 11, 2008, 10:07:48 AM
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diarhea
my board has a big crack ... i give it 20 minutes to live ... needless to say that i got no money, i'm glad that i can aford some pasta and a bottle of wine

[close]

what does this have to do with buttholes?

clearly the diarrhea reference at the start of the post made it relevant.

ahlee · « **Reply #8005 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:14:32 AM »

i remember my buddies uncle telling us a story, he was fucking this chick from the back hardcore slam style, and it came out of her puss and went into her asshole, is scared the shit out of her and she jolted forward mega hard, knocked her head on the wall and went unconcious. he said he sat there for like a minute thinking he killed her before she finally got back with it. that had to have been hilarious.

BriDen · « **Reply #8006 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:14:54 AM »

Quote from: sebastian toombs on April 11, 2008, 10:13:32 AM

Quote from: longballlarry on April 11, 2008, 10:09:48 AM
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Quote from: Matze on April 11, 2008, 10:07:48 AM
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diarhea
my broad has a big crack ... i give it 20 minutes to live ... needless to say that i got no money, i'm glad that i can aford some pasta and a bottle of wine

[close]

what does this have to do with buttholes?
[close]

"big crack"... and what do you think the wine and pasta are for?

Fixed

tag_king · « **Reply #8007 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:16:11 AM »

Glad you brought up wine Matze! My friend went to a weird party with like dudes with spacer earings and intense tattoos and some dude fully sat on a wine bottle, went right up his ass.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #8008 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:16:24 AM »

I'm going to film butt brats chapter2 this weekend.

max power · « **Reply #8009 on:** April 11, 2008, 10:20:21 AM »

Quote from: tag_king on April 11, 2008, 10:16:11 AM

Glad you brought up wine Matze! My friend went to a weird party with like dudes with spacer earings and intense tattoos and some dude fully sat on a wine bottle, went right up his ass.

by accident, or on purpose?

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