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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8100 on: April 14, 2008, 03:17:49 PM »
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Sorry, I dont get enough time to see Ali and thought it would be a good man love trip together...hopefully we get pinworms

just kidding. two odb shirts and a 30 pack are waiting for you
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8101 on: April 14, 2008, 08:40:33 PM »
snowboarders i know from high school with the sheckler tattoo of their last name

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8102 on: April 14, 2008, 09:54:38 PM »
just had this ant like sting in my peehole. i fucking freaked out and examined the fuck out of it and there were no sign of pinworms, critters, ants, or anything else that could muscle his way in there. i calm down and go back to the computer...and i'm laying on the bed and i see a fucking ant. i killed him and through him at my wall. i dont know what this actually means for my ant-like sting earlier but i dont think it's good.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8103 on: April 14, 2008, 10:40:04 PM »
Maybe ants are into that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8104 on: April 15, 2008, 04:28:17 AM »
opening up slap and seeing this guy's name on latest member

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=8840

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8105 on: April 15, 2008, 07:28:46 AM »
theres this homeless dude ardrick that i buy lunch for on mondays and thursdays and i havent seen him at all in the past week or so and im getting nervous that hes not okay.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8106 on: April 15, 2008, 07:43:58 AM »
living paycheck-to-paycheck. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8107 on: April 15, 2008, 07:45:51 AM »
living paycheck-to-paycheck. 

this is a bummer ive been dealing with and the last few days ive had money to actually spend because of my birthday i guess and i dont even know what to do with the money, i havent had any to spend in so long
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8108 on: April 15, 2008, 08:02:19 AM »
Save it for this new movie we're all about to live called "The Great Depression II" due out in the U.S. this fall, the rest of the world will get to watch for free. I think George W. is producing and directing it.
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8109 on: April 15, 2008, 08:03:22 AM »
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living paycheck-to-paycheck. 
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this is a bummer ive been dealing with and the last few days ive had money to actually spend because of my birthday i guess and i dont even know what to do with the money, i havent had any to spend in so long
oh happy 21st!  you're four months older than me.  i'm not stoked on the fact that i'm not 21 yet.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8110 on: April 15, 2008, 08:07:09 AM »
Save it for this new movie we're all about to live called "The Great Depression II" due out in the U.S. this fall, the rest of the world will get to watch for free. I think George W. is producing and directing it.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8111 on: April 15, 2008, 09:44:45 AM »
Learning stuff for school, when the weather is nice.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8112 on: April 15, 2008, 09:50:41 AM »
Having a shit load of work I have to finish before going to Dominican next week, but still slacking off on Slap.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8113 on: April 15, 2008, 10:45:03 AM »
Too much rain in Washington.  I like rain and overcast, but fuckin' damn it I want some sun up in this joint!  It's bloody spring already for christ sake.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8114 on: April 15, 2008, 10:55:50 AM »
Chris Hansen is back!
Anyone else notice that Tony Parker is the Gino of basketball?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8115 on: April 15, 2008, 11:39:44 AM »
opening up slap and seeing this guy's name on latest member

http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&action=profile;u=8840

the e-mail says: jescoblack@hotmail.com

I remember when that dude said some really fucked up shit about Jayme Fortune and his family, but then he deleted every one of his posts and then his account. Then I think brooklyn brawler came on here drunk and threatened to burn down jesco black's house, or something of that nature.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8116 on: April 15, 2008, 11:41:12 AM »
just a long shot, but does your name mean suck a big dick?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8117 on: April 15, 2008, 11:44:33 AM »
"suck a dick big" dummy

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8118 on: April 15, 2008, 11:46:18 AM »
sorry, beer.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8119 on: April 15, 2008, 01:42:33 PM »
Those kids that wear severely tight pants but sag the ass. It's usually accompanied by a studed belt and a metal shirt with flat ironed hair.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8120 on: April 15, 2008, 02:23:16 PM »
cursed hipsters

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8121 on: April 15, 2008, 03:53:41 PM »
I really try to not get as mad as I used to, but every time I see ^those pieces of shit^ I want to end their lives.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8122 on: April 15, 2008, 04:08:11 PM »
so many lame kids at my school (jocks/stoner types) are starting to bring skateboards with them and its pissing me off becasue you can tell they actually think their "legit".

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8123 on: April 15, 2008, 04:14:47 PM »
so many lame kids at my school (jocks/stoner types) are starting to bring skateboards with them and its pissing me off becasue you can tell they actually think their "legit".
Definitely, and i find this more annoying than them just being regular jocks, but trying to be as you said "legit."

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8124 on: April 15, 2008, 05:09:58 PM »
I have a 3 page paper on Jimi Hendrix due and when its due I have to give a 3 min. speach and wear a tie and nice shoes.-Ill give the speach but theres no way Im dressing up.

I have to write a poetry write up on a poem titled "The Centaur" by May Swenson and I don't even understand it well.

I have to make a poetry anthology with tons of poems.

Two pages in Spanish.

Twelve pages in Math, my tutor is coming over but Im still screwed.

Six pages of Science.

My homework tonight is going to be a blast.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8125 on: April 15, 2008, 05:18:57 PM »
30 pages of analysis and two finals over the next five days.

Ugh.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8126 on: April 15, 2008, 05:21:05 PM »
I know the feeling.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8127 on: April 15, 2008, 06:17:56 PM »
5 page paper on the effects of oreos on humans

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8129 on: April 15, 2008, 06:20:04 PM »
5 page paper on the effects of oreos on humans

Can I read that when you're done writing it?
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon