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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8130 on: April 15, 2008, 06:55:27 PM »
finally deciding it was warm enough to host an outdoor kegger, but it MIGHT rain.

maybe I should be alittle psyched cause if that does happen than the party gets moved to my buddy's barn, which has a beautiful mini ramp. nothing better than skating a ramp with 40 drunk people spilling their drink over your ramp!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8131 on: April 15, 2008, 07:03:11 PM »
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5 page paper on the effects of oreos on humans
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Can I read that when you're done writing it?

haha if youre seirous sure. its part of a 15 page semester long project, pretty lame stuff.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8132 on: April 15, 2008, 07:31:38 PM »
Me and my girlfriend for about two year agreed to take a break from each other and basically just live the single life, and see if we're really meant for each other, or if there's someone else out there.

Has that ever worked out well for anyone?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8133 on: April 15, 2008, 07:41:48 PM »
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Me and my girlfriend for about two year agreed to take a break from each other and basically just live the single life, and see if we're really meant for each other, or if there's someone else out there.
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Has that ever worked out well for anyone?

My girlfriend has brought it up semi-recently in part of our ongoing 'should we break up' dialogue.

Every time, this is my response:


Speaking of girlfriends and non-stokedness, I just got a call from her, she had an allergic reaction to the baklava that I mentioned in the 'what are you eating' thread as in the hospital.  She's fine, but is sticking around for observation for the night.  Scary stuff.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8134 on: April 15, 2008, 08:02:17 PM »
had to work at 6 this morning and will have to do it again tommorow
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8135 on: April 15, 2008, 08:06:43 PM »
Does anyone know where I can find some high resolution pictures of Jimi Hendrix album covers. I can't find any. I need ones about the size of a normal 8 by 10 piece of paper.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8136 on: April 15, 2008, 08:41:36 PM »
i just bit my fingernail entirely way to deep and now it hurts sooo bad. i'm afraid to wash my hands or grab anything it hurts so much.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8137 on: April 15, 2008, 08:46:16 PM »
not stoked on the har boiled egg sized shinner lurking out on my shin...shit has its own heart beat...fuckin throbs so bad
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8138 on: April 15, 2008, 09:49:50 PM »
ouch how'd that happen?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8139 on: April 15, 2008, 10:45:22 PM »
i just bit my fingernail entirely way to deep and now it hurts sooo bad. i'm afraid to wash my hands or grab anything it hurts so much.

Use nail clippers. I did that one too many times and gave up biting my nails. One of the best things I've ever done.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8140 on: April 16, 2008, 02:26:02 AM »
broken deck. anyone got any advice for a new one? 8" and no steep concave

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8141 on: April 16, 2008, 05:15:19 AM »
i've skated carrolls for the lastl ike...5 yrs. and i just made a switch to a jerry hsu. buddylist board, shit cracks me up.

i think its a 7.9? im really happy with it.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8142 on: April 16, 2008, 07:12:44 AM »
Does anyone know where I can find some high resolution pictures of Jimi Hendrix album covers. I can't find any. I need ones about the size of a normal 8 by 10 piece of paper.
<img src="http://divxodyssey.free.fr/images/Jimi_Hendrix_-_Electric_Ladyland-back.jpg">electric ladyland</img>
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i'm not sure if these are high res enough for you, but that's all i could find.  don't forget to mention that he'd still be alive today if that girl hadn't been afraid to call medics/police because there was junk in the appartment. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8143 on: April 17, 2008, 01:10:21 PM »
this whole week has pretty much been absolute shit, and i doubt tomorrow or the weekend is gonna be much better.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8144 on: April 22, 2008, 08:24:47 PM »
resurrection.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8145 on: April 23, 2008, 03:46:05 PM »
what the fuck is up with this thread, i can get in here to post but only on page 1.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8146 on: April 24, 2008, 09:51:51 AM »
spending the last 2 days waiting to see the foot doctor.   >:(
 
i went tuesday, sat there for 6 hours, asked why nobody had called my name yet and they told me the doctor already went home.  so they say to come back the next day on wednesday, that the doctor would definitely be in and they would makes ure i was seem forst.  i was pissed to say the least but seeing as my foot in kind of important to me, i went back and waited again only to find out it was the doctors days off and i was told to come back on friday...assholes!  i wanted to take a flamethrower to the place, i totally lost it and flipped out and they called security to get me out of there.  i still refused to leave explaining that everyone there had wasted 2 days of my time, so now i was going to sit there, take up space, be a annoying fuck basically so i can waste their time like they wasted mine.  then the security guy called the real cops and i was escorted out of the clinic.  i was pissed but i wasn't willing to spend a night in jail over this stupid shit.

harlem hospital, DON'T DO IT!   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(   


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8147 on: May 03, 2008, 06:35:24 AM »
flavor flav pickin the crakkka girl over hoops

wtf

coon ass niggas like him

interacial relationships(none of my business but i would never date a crakkkagirl ever, im way to deep for a crakkka bitch)

crakkkas burnin churches in alabama in the 06

genocide music

crakkkas that bump negro genocide music religiously and want to be accepted by the these ignorant coons

niggas who dont realize this

the system

niggas that dont realize that the system is designed to make us slaves again by the end of this century if not half century

the fact that crakkkas VOTE on the RIGHT for negros to VOTE every ten yrs

the fact that niggas dont realize this

the fact that niggas dont vote

the fact that even if niggas did vote their votes wouldnt count nor would they know what theyd be voting about because juelz santana and the diplomats run their mentalities

the fact that niggas cant differentiate life and art

when life imitates art

when art imitates life

stinky feet

niggas thinking that negros have made it because halle won an oscar for gettin whored by a crakkka and for denzel being a tool for the crakkkas

the fact they didnt throw them oscars on the ground instead of coonin it up and cryin at the fact that the whitey gave them a shiny award BLING BLING niggas

pivot grinds to fakie on banks in every video every other clip

triflin bitches

not gettin paid for another two weeks

the government infecting negros with aids in hospitals that are supposed to help them

fake medicine giving to negro patients to further complicate thier conditions

diluted medicine dispersed to negros to make them pay quadruple the amount of money it costs to get one REAL dose

clinics

corey duffel clones

tampered condoms sold in predominantly negro areas to heighten the negro std hiv and aids rates

clinics infecting expectant negro mothers with said diseases to kill them and their negro babies

negro girls aspiring to be video hoes

11 yr negro rape victim mothers

the negros that rape them

crack

8 liqour stores (stategically place on the corner to with bright lights and and cartoonish advertisements that makes the negroman addict think he is entering disneyworld everyday, and to keep his nigga ass fukkked up everydamn day all day so that he will never ever even almost reach his potential)

2 gun shops ( so that he can kill his fellow negroman addict over such petty things as a 2 dollar dice game, or to rob other negros so that he can support his habit(s)

and 5 carryouts that sell the most greasiest most unhealthy hormone induced foods that the muhvafukkas who own the shits wont even feed to thier dying dogs for dumb cheap, that will have kiesha aged 10 with breasts and booty cheeks the size of a grown woman by the time she hits 10 1/2, which will have our asses needing colonactomies(sp) high blood pressure and heart disease by age 30, all  conveniantly within a 4 block radius

the niggas standin outside these places allday everyday

the police

negro police trying to impress their crakkka partners by bustin niggas asses for no reason

the niggas who are out there grimin it up which causes the police to treat every negro like a runaway slave

the police that dont give a fukkk and cant get the niggas they want so they scoop up the nearest one

malt liqour aka liquid crakkk sold in negro areas to to literally rot his blakkk ass from the inside out

cancer

tampered newports with 80 times the toxins of those sold in crakkka communities  flooded into the negro community to kill us faster and more efficiently, but everything they give us is tainted so  i do believe to an extent that our immune systems are superior do to our consumption of tainted materials, although they do white trash just the same, and the extermination of the negro has priority over impoverished crakkkas

(not all negros, just those of us in predominantly niggadout hoods, they have other means to get us like survielance cameras in our homes, cars, and workplaces,  as well as tainting our tap water) its real

the fact that niggas and dumbass crakkka ass crakkkas actually believe that cigarettes are race specified when in reality more crakkkas smoke newports than niggas, and that camels and marbs are no safer than kools, and the fact that ALL CIGARETTES WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU CANCER, but for us negros that probably is sooner than later

middle class negro children not feelin BLACK enough because they dont live in government housing projects or crime ridden areas, that fake hood and never reach thier full potentials cuz the REAL niggas might call them white if they ACCELERATE AT ANYTHING POSITIVE

these dumbass BLESSED suburban negro children that dont realize that REAL niggas get into REAL trouble and will never hold down REAL jobs

the people who make them feel that way

white people who tell negros whats black and whats not

Bullshit Entertainment Television not havin any  fukkkin NEWS besides who usher is fukkkin and what p diddy was wearing at his last party

dumbass niggas that dont realize the governments agenda to make all negro men dumber than a platoon of ying yang twins and franchise boys on malt liqour and acid
 
and have every negro girl as stupid and self worthless with the self esteem of the negro women on www.ghettogaggers.com  so they can be smutted by all for the almighty dollar, whilst catchin any std imaginable, while pregant the discarded onto the streets broken tainted used bitter confused heartless and most importantly be ready to do that shit AGAIN AND AGAIN at the flash of any shiny jewlery or the almighty dolla dolla bill


-------every spanish station atleast has the news no matter how  many crazy ass soap operas are on, the latinos dont play that shit, the government aint about to ricky ricardo them muvafukkkas, respect-------------


the crakkkas who will read this and think this is bullshit

stevie callin his skategrocestors coons

keepin it gangsta, instead of keepin it employed and educated and ready to fight these crakkkas till the end

one uppers - why, you dont even get paid for that dumbshit, and 99 percent of the time dudes not even sponsored nor will he ever be ever for that exact same reason, "dude i one upped koston at a demo 5 yrs ago" he says, while exhaling crakkk smoke

undercover racists - get some balls






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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8148 on: June 17, 2008, 02:24:45 PM »
someone got shot outside of my friends bar last night by two guys who were about to rob the place.  i am stoked that they found them and have charged them with  attempted murder.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8149 on: June 17, 2008, 02:36:23 PM »
this dude i used to be friends with almost got murdered.  some dudes broke into his house when no one was home and stole some guns, came back 2 weeks later with those guns while the dude was home.  they shot a bullet into his bedroom door came in and pistol whipped him for awhile and then he reached for his gun under his bed and one of the suspects aimed at his head and pulled the trigger a few times but the gun jammed so they ran off.  police caught 2 of the 4 people involved.

and this is in a small ass farm town where this is never heard of.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8150 on: June 17, 2008, 03:31:36 PM »
too much fast food. i smell like chlorine. everyone hates me because i played some role in vegan's melt down. god damn the lakers better win tonight.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8151 on: June 17, 2008, 05:35:34 PM »
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Just saw a mouse in the apartment.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Oh, hey, good to see the original thread is back.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8152 on: June 17, 2008, 06:38:10 PM »
vicky wont make me president.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8153 on: June 17, 2008, 07:06:45 PM »
good to see the original thread is back.

my phone is in bad shape after i broke it a few weeks ago somehow. the screen just got worse, ii can only read one line of texts and the first three numbers i dial. i haven't had a phone in years besides this and i'm starting to think it's not worth it, never liked people always being able to get ahold of me either.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8154 on: June 17, 2008, 09:26:46 PM »
I'm not stoked on...
the amount of people getting all EMO on here lately. seems we can't even have a conversation about a hilarious Bobby Worrest video without people nit picking at each other. quit being vaginas!
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8155 on: June 17, 2008, 09:43:46 PM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8156 on: June 18, 2008, 09:08:33 AM »
i feel like every time i talk to my mom im either making her cry or shes previously upset at something else and crying and it breaks my heart.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8157 on: June 18, 2008, 09:19:49 AM »
it is a child's responsibility to break momma's heart once and a while.... mothers get off on it.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8158 on: August 04, 2008, 06:51:36 PM »
I am not "stoked" on people watch me ride my skateboard.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #8159 on: August 05, 2008, 10:17:19 AM »
Whoever posted something from gallerymailorder in useless needs to delete it, that pop up is getting annoying.