Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473813 times)

kaufmaner · « **Reply #1080 on:** July 15, 2006, 01:19:03 AM »

the best wake up EVER
like 6 bangs in a row

from my balcony

woody · « **Reply #1081 on:** July 15, 2006, 01:32:26 AM »

my complaints seem a bit less drastic after that last post but...
I didn't meeting my quota at work, and I almost got bit by a dog and the owner rewarded it for trying to bite me.

kaufmaner · « **Reply #1082 on:** July 15, 2006, 01:40:27 AM »

Quote from: woody on July 15, 2006, 01:32:26 AM

my complaints seem a bit less drastic after that last post but...
I didn't meeting my quota at work, and I almost got bit by a dog and the owner rewarded it for trying to bite me.

nahhh its actually not as bad as i make it look
its not scary or anything really... your stuff is worse.. belive me

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #1083 on:** July 15, 2006, 02:04:06 AM »

Quote from: woody on July 15, 2006, 01:32:26 AM

my complaints seem a bit less drastic after that last post but...
I didn't meeting my quota at work, and I almost got bit by a dog and the owner rewarded it for trying to bite me.

When I was canvassing a couple summers ago a woman and her children started pelting me with fruit and screaming "LIBERAL!" at me.
And a guy that reminded me of Colonel Frank Fitz, US marine corps, from American Beauty called me a fucking hippy who deserved to be killed by a terrorist.
Crazt shit happens with that job

mbl88 · « **Reply #1084 on:** July 15, 2006, 03:23:49 AM »

being broke on the weekend.

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #1085 on:** July 15, 2006, 04:32:51 PM »

Quote from: turkeylurkey on July 15, 2006, 02:04:06 AM

When I was canvassing a couple summers ago a woman and her children started pelting me with fruit and screaming "LIBERAL!" at me.

Did that happen when you were down in Santa Cruz? That's the last place I would have thought something like that would happen.

kev · « **Reply #1086 on:** July 15, 2006, 04:36:38 PM »

hesitantly bombing a hill, hitting a crack and taking a loonie sized chunk out of my palm, my thumb feels all sore and shit too, goddamnit.

Sacred Smoke · « **Reply #1087 on:** July 15, 2006, 06:00:26 PM »

As of last night, everything in my life - except for skating - is completely fucked. I'm gonna go and film some hammers. Skating... it always will be there for you.

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #1088 on:** July 15, 2006, 06:13:31 PM »

Quote from: kev on July 15, 2006, 04:36:38 PM

taking a loonie sized chunk out of my palm

few will know what you mean...

kev · « **Reply #1089 on:** July 15, 2006, 06:30:20 PM »

*bigger than a quarter

E.l.G · « **Reply #1090 on:** July 15, 2006, 10:19:21 PM »

Now that I think about it we have the gayest names for our currency...

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #1091 on:** July 16, 2006, 01:37:56 AM »

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When I was canvassing a couple summers ago a woman and her children started pelting me with fruit and screaming "LIBERAL!" at me.
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Did that happen when you were down in Santa Cruz? That's the last place I would have thought something like that would happen.

Nah, that wouldn't have happened in Santa Cruz. It was a summer job in Chicago. We went out to this rich ass town called "Lake Forest" that was filled with rich, republican, cocksuckers. I was working for the DNC and one guy that same day gave me a copy of a Sean Hannity book. I got to hang that up at the office and got an award at the end of the year for "most unusual donation."

steve urkel · « **Reply #1092 on:** July 16, 2006, 11:47:04 AM »

Quote from: E.l.G on July 15, 2006, 10:19:21 PM

Now that I think about it we have the gayest names for our currency...

I will bet you 30,000 Salvadoran colon's that we don't.

woody · « **Reply #1093 on:** July 17, 2006, 11:32:40 PM »

Im not making any money at my job...and the actual money isn't making me that mad, its just that I have to work 9 hours a day and not really see anything come from it. Not just the money aspect, but also work done, its all wasted basically. Im just going to quit soon and work construction or something where my work actually counts.

bumbaclaat · « **Reply #1094 on:** July 18, 2006, 05:07:57 AM »

100 degrees and humid

JohnC · « **Reply #1095 on:** July 18, 2006, 07:24:05 AM »

Quote from: woody on July 17, 2006, 11:32:40 PM

Im not making any money at my job...and the actual money isn't making me that mad, its just that I have to work 9 hours a day and not really see anything come from it. Not just the money aspect, but also work done, its all wasted basically. Im just going to quit soon and work construction or something where my work actually counts.

ehhh construction = badddd idea. at least i think so. im like allergic to the sun/heat. i think i could even get sunburned at night haha. my jobs ok i work in an office with AC. what do you do now? door to door sales shit or somethin right? idk i guess construction would be ok, you could get jacked for the ladies and it might make every future job seem like a piece of cake compared to luggin around cinder blocks in the sweltering heat.

woody · « **Reply #1096 on:** July 18, 2006, 12:01:01 PM »

Ive worked construction before and it sucked, but that was on a bigass site where I spent a lot of time moving stuff back and forth and it wasn't very organized. Its tiring and in the heat, but so is my job now, maybe not as tiring, but it will pay better since I suck at door to door canvassing. Also, if I get the job it will be with my friends dad so it will be more like housefixing up (painting, drywall, etc), and I don't think it will be as bad, plus it's not much of a commitment.

JohnC · « **Reply #1097 on:** July 18, 2006, 12:14:39 PM »

not bad not bad...workin for a friend is always a plus. sounds like you will be inside as much as outside so you can still enjoy the outdoors but have the chance to relax in the AC every so often.

bumbaclaat · « **Reply #1098 on:** July 18, 2006, 01:43:13 PM »

family guy. the south park that showed how they write the episodes was dead on.

Brandon · « **Reply #1099 on:** July 18, 2006, 01:45:40 PM »

heat; having to wait until 9 at night to skate.

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #1100 on:** July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 PM »

Back recovers so then i tweak an ankle and black an eye graze a lip and manage to cut the inside of my nose, fucking stoked. . . .

Ohh and it's hot and sunny, 30 degrees in fucking Aberdeen what the fuck, global warming needs to fucking chill out a wee bit

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #1101 on:** July 18, 2006, 02:20:19 PM »

Quote from: donnie_murdo on July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 PM

Back recovers so then i tweak an ankle and black an eye graze a lip and manage to cut the inside of my nose, fucking stoked. . . .

Bullshit, dude. You know you just got beat down by a Ned.

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #1102 on:** July 18, 2006, 02:27:57 PM »

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Back recovers so then i tweak an ankle and black an eye graze a lip and manage to cut the inside of my nose, fucking stoked. . . .
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Bullshit, dude. You know you just got beat down by a Ned.

Ha yeah at least that would have been a better story that drinking to much Whisky in a mates garden in London town, reaching for a bottle of water that was just out of reach and eating shit on my face followed but everyone laughing there asses off at me

Then rocking the fuck been in a fight look ahhahaah

Anyway, it's nea so bad, i've had enough facial injuries over the year to know how to get face scabs and black eye to go away in a couple days hahahaha

dick butkus 1337 · « **Reply #1103 on:** July 18, 2006, 02:29:08 PM »

matt le blanc

kev · « **Reply #1104 on:** July 18, 2006, 03:25:19 PM »

Quote from: dick butkus 1337 on July 18, 2006, 02:29:08 PM

matt le blanc

your avatar

dick butkus 1337 · « **Reply #1105 on:** July 18, 2006, 04:14:34 PM »

Quote from: kev on July 18, 2006, 03:25:19 PM

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matt le blanc
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your avatar

ok fine have a bad day what do i care

sergio · « **Reply #1106 on:** July 19, 2006, 09:11:14 AM »

Quote from: donnie_murdo on July 18, 2006, 02:27:57 PM

Quote from: stolengirlfriend on July 18, 2006, 02:20:19 PM
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Quote from: donnie_murdo on July 18, 2006, 01:52:27 PM
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Back recovers so then i tweak an ankle and black an eye graze a lip and manage to cut the inside of my nose, fucking stoked. . . .
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Bullshit, dude. You know you just got beat down by a Ned.
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Ha yeah at least that would have been a better story that drinking to much Whisky in a mates garden in London town, reaching for a bottle of water that was just out of reach and eating shit on my face followed but everyone laughing there asses off at me

Then rocking the fuck been in a fight look ahhahaah

Anyway, it's nea so bad, i've had enough facial injuries over the year to know how to get face scabs and black eye to go away in a couple days hahahaha

What is a ned?

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #1107 on:** July 19, 2006, 09:38:18 AM »

Ahh, ok it's "sort of hard to explain" but here goes

A "NED" is a non educated delinquent, basically what Americans would call "white trash", but even though they are your average white trash they usually come in gangs, so it's more like your "ghetto gangstas" but as there aren't really any black/latino gangs (ok there just isn't any) here they just get to be white or Indian/Pakistani, the Indians and Pakistani's in Scotland don't really go in much for the gang/fighting mentality (it's different in England, but then they have "Chav's" and not "NEDS")

So anyway, they basically wear lots of fake Burberry/caps at 90'/shell suits/socks tucked in to shell bottoms/trainers

They like drinking cheap booze Buckfast (or The Tonic)/White Lightning(or anyother cheap dirty Cider)/MD 20/20

They basically like to fight/steal/harrase/smash things up

However they only do it in minimum groups of 5 so they can out number you rob and beat the shit out of you

Later on in life they have mainly 2 things to look forward to prison (for violent crime and theft) and heroin

They are don't need jobs as they can leach off our social services and steal

Here are some links for you

This is a Scottish comedy that sums it up perfectly

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/tv/chewinthefat/neds/ned_olympics/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_(Scottish)

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/gallery5.html - images

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/

bumbaclaat · « **Reply #1108 on:** July 19, 2006, 10:12:54 AM »

so they're chav's?

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #1109 on:** July 19, 2006, 11:04:25 AM »

Quote from: bumbaclaat on July 19, 2006, 10:12:54 AM

so they're chav's?

Nope they're aren't English

Ohh forgot to say, Ned's more Edinburgh/Glasgow/Central belt of Scotland

We call them Minks in the North East/Highlands and Islands

Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473813 times)

kaufmaner

kaufmaner

stolengirlfriend

Sacred Smoke

sebastian toombs

E.l.G

steve urkel

bumbaclaat

bumbaclaat

stolengirlfriend

dick butkus 1337

dick butkus 1337

sergio

bumbaclaat