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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1170 on: August 03, 2006, 01:49:19 PM »
Someone just check the dude's ip...

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« Reply #1171 on: August 04, 2006, 08:17:30 AM »
i can't believe car manufacturers use 'mp3 compatability' as a selling point. you would have to be a colossal dumbass to buy a car based on that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1172 on: August 04, 2006, 09:49:55 AM »
walk-ins mid-sesh. total turn off

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« Reply #1173 on: August 04, 2006, 11:04:45 PM »
core rain
dirty wheels
chipped boards
rich kids
gettin dirt on my white hats
gettin anything dirty

cold budweisers

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1174 on: August 05, 2006, 10:05:52 AM »
white hats?  GROSS

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« Reply #1175 on: August 05, 2006, 12:18:08 PM »
I picked up my friend to go skate this morning. Had a line I wanted to get at a spot. On the way there we stop at a store so he can get something to drink and I tell him I'm gonna roll around the parking lot. I see him coming out so I start walking over to my car, step on some uneven ground and heard a loud pop in my ankle. Don't think it's broken but it hurts.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1176 on: August 05, 2006, 01:35:58 PM »
I hate hurting myself when it doesn't involve skateboarding.  I just feel regular.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1177 on: August 05, 2006, 01:40:37 PM »
i just cut my finger so deeply gripping a deck.  lost feeling in my hand
yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1178 on: August 05, 2006, 02:14:39 PM »
Lazy friends who skate every so often cuase they cant accept that they're not pro.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1179 on: August 05, 2006, 02:45:51 PM »
what?
yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1180 on: August 05, 2006, 04:43:27 PM »
Hangovers.

booooooooooo.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1181 on: August 05, 2006, 04:45:15 PM »
Lazy friends who skate every so often cuase they cant accept that they're not pro.
i hate that shit, fuck weed

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1182 on: August 05, 2006, 05:09:10 PM »
people who post in all caps

dirt

rain

jacked product

chongo-ish kits

clientele.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1183 on: August 05, 2006, 05:34:03 PM »
not seeing a time to shine yet.

SLAP is for the haters.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1184 on: August 05, 2006, 07:58:43 PM »
its dope
yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1185 on: August 05, 2006, 09:23:19 PM »
First thing at a session, lock up on the roll-in into the snakerun to getting pitched shoulder/head first to the flat.  After closer inspection of my helmet, I actually cracked the hard foam part of my brand new helmet since I plummeted full speed.  Anyhow, this is the only time I've really been thankful I was wearing safety gear.  What really sucks is using my right hand (with the re-bruised palm) to hold my left arm up to scratch my ear or anything else on the left side since my shoulder is totally bumping with pain and I can't lift my arm high enough on its own.  Getting old really sucks.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1186 on: August 05, 2006, 09:25:38 PM »
First thing at a session, lock up on the roll-in into the snakerun to getting pitched shoulder/head first to the flat.  After closer inspection of my helmet, I actually cracked the hard foam part of my brand new helmet since I plummeted full speed.  Anyhow, this is the only time I've really been thankful I was wearing safety gear.  What really sucks is using my right hand (with the re-bruised palm) to hold my left arm up to scratch my ear or anything else on the left side since my shoulder is totally bumping with pain and I can't lift my arm high enough on its own.  Getting old really sucks.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1187 on: August 05, 2006, 09:27:50 PM »
Getting old really sucks.

I can hear you loud and clear on that one.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1188 on: August 05, 2006, 09:58:46 PM »
being young n sexy
Jeff Baldwin is the next Guy Mariano

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1189 on: August 05, 2006, 09:59:26 PM »
you're doing that on purpose aren't you mable
yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1190 on: August 05, 2006, 10:09:11 PM »
skatepark fag
Yes. I wear my Naruto headband when I masterbate in the mirror wishing I was an anime character that could physically protect me from bullies on the slap messageboard.
No. I don't care what you think.


You non-skating Otaku fag

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1191 on: August 06, 2006, 06:28:06 AM »
my last board was too wide, now my board is too fucking skinny. i cant take it! ahhhhhhhh last sesh sucked shit i feel like eating my board

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1192 on: August 06, 2006, 07:55:32 AM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1193 on: August 06, 2006, 08:25:32 AM »
Nice tattoo, Mizzark.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1194 on: August 06, 2006, 03:48:59 PM »
You've got a lovely brown eye - are you winking at us ?
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1195 on: August 06, 2006, 04:27:05 PM »
ahhhh its a vagina
Jeff Baldwin is the next Guy Mariano

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1196 on: August 06, 2006, 08:07:15 PM »
So, which one are you?
The asshole
or the pussy?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1197 on: August 06, 2006, 08:15:10 PM »
So, which one are you?
The asshole
or the pussy?

Nice.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1198 on: August 06, 2006, 08:45:21 PM »
sugarlumps mmm mmmm

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1199 on: August 07, 2006, 08:07:36 AM »