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Should a moderater step in and delete the spurmturd of a human being know as Newspeak ?

PLEEEEAAASSSE delete him
50 (45.9%)
I concur, he's a waste of foreskin
33 (30.3%)
No let him stay on here, to annoy the masses and flaunt his self-righteousness
26 (23.9%)

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #180 on: October 21, 2009, 09:20:41 PM »
Bwahahahaha! Watson this kind of shit is the reason why you should bronze your keyboard and pass it on to your children.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #181 on: October 21, 2009, 09:25:43 PM »
Ahahah well at least the bronze would seal in all the jizz, and the thing would be sanitary.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #182 on: October 21, 2009, 09:30:15 PM »
the entire first page of whatever has been overpowered by his gayness
delete delete delete delete delete delete newspeak
idk why he thinks people on a skateboarding message board would care about lame ass conspiracy government secret shit anyway
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #183 on: October 21, 2009, 10:25:20 PM »
the battle has been won
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #184 on: October 21, 2009, 10:27:32 PM »
Quote from: SleepyPeePee on October 20, 2009, 06:05:07 PM
...cowntdown til' focus... 3....2....1....




BB did you focus his account?
or was that our hard work paid off?
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Quote from: skateordie on February 04, 2012, 07:39:48 AM
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #185 on: October 21, 2009, 10:36:26 PM »
It was all hard work my friend!

8:52, the first cock picture goes up:
Quote from: Watson on October 21, 2009, 08:52:43 PM


9:11 he threatens back:
Quote from: Newspeak on October 21, 2009, 09:11:19 PM
Quote from: Watson on October 21, 2009, 08:52:43 PM
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the more you ugys do this the more I post. Seriously that's the deal. I'm gonna post like fifteen threads a day and I have more than enough ammunition to do so. You got all mad that I hiijacked your little circle jerk slap pals thread, wait till you can't even post in the Whatever section anymore.

10:20 - FOCUS!
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #186 on: October 21, 2009, 10:36:59 PM »
and the britney song was on... and the britney song was ooon.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #187 on: October 21, 2009, 10:39:56 PM »
HE RETALIATED AT 9:11 !?!?!?!?!?


FUCKING TERRORIST!!!!
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Quote from: skateordie on February 04, 2012, 07:39:48 AM
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #188 on: October 21, 2009, 10:44:52 PM »
I'm not positive but I think the account inanimate object was his too.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #189 on: October 21, 2009, 10:53:45 PM »
Quote from: spare change on October 21, 2009, 10:44:52 PM
I'm not positive but I think the account inanimate object was his too.

no definitely not, thats some dude from victoria i think
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #190 on: October 21, 2009, 11:01:50 PM »
and so is the end to one of the worst posters to ever post on this messageboard
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #191 on: October 21, 2009, 11:11:22 PM »
Quote from: SleepyPeePee on October 21, 2009, 10:39:56 PM
HE RETALIATED AT 9:11 !?!?!?!?!?


FUCKING TERRORIST!!!!

Ahahahah OH MY GOD! It's all a conspiracy. The moderators were all in on it. They knew the attack was coming! Counter intelligence could have prevented the attack!!!
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #192 on: October 21, 2009, 11:19:42 PM »
i love u guyz
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #193 on: October 21, 2009, 11:27:20 PM »
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #194 on: October 22, 2009, 12:21:52 AM »
be inside me
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #195 on: October 22, 2009, 01:07:45 AM »
Aw, why'd he focus? Him pissing you guys off was hilarious.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #196 on: October 22, 2009, 02:13:47 AM »
see, what i said on the first page. if we deleted him back then we wouldnt have got this wicked picture.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #197 on: October 22, 2009, 04:31:11 AM »
R.I.P. Newspeak

CIA were probably monitoring this thread and saw how close he was coming to convincing all of us that Tony Hawk spends his summers in the bohemian grove.  They had to take him out, poison in the cheerios.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #198 on: October 22, 2009, 05:33:42 AM »
he was a good dog.  i hope he loves his belly scratches in purgatory.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #199 on: October 22, 2009, 05:36:29 AM »
slow clap
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #200 on: October 22, 2009, 07:43:40 AM »
Quote from: frisco on October 21, 2009, 10:53:45 PM
Quote from: spare change on October 21, 2009, 10:44:52 PM
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I'm not positive but I think the account inanimate object was his too.
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no definitely not, thats some dude from victoria i think
oh ok, the simpsons avatar and posting in every topic he started had my convinced.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #201 on: October 22, 2009, 07:45:53 AM »
he will be back for sure, double dickriding
he cares way too much about what you guys think to leave permanently
it infuriates him so much it is keeping him awake at night, guaranteed
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #202 on: October 22, 2009, 07:50:38 AM »
I read pages 5 & 6 of this thread in bed this morning, and I was laughing in the shower. My girlfriend heard and asked me why I was laughing. I couldn't/didn't explain. I knew she wouldn't understand the beauty that is having a dick photo-shopped on someones face.
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #203 on: October 22, 2009, 08:00:13 AM »
amazing. simply amazing  ;D
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Re: Newspeak
« Reply #204 on: October 22, 2009, 08:10:41 AM »
Quote from: Newspeak on October 21, 2009, 09:11:19 PM
Quote from: Watson on October 21, 2009, 08:52:43 PM
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the more you ugys do this the more I post. Seriously that's the deal. I'm gonna post like fifteen threads a day and I have more than enough ammunition to do so. You got all mad that I hiijacked your little circle jerk slap pals thread, wait till you can't even post in the Whatever section anymore.

this post with the focused account was the first thing i saw this morning and it was magic

well played watson
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