One time I was wasted at the bar and this chick with a really hot body who was obviously trashy was wearing fake D-3s that looked just like that, and she had the tongue sticking straight up. Just for laughs and to crack my friends up I went over and tried to pick her up by talking about her shoes. I told her that I thought chicks looked super hot in really big chunky skate shoes and how I thought she looked super dope with the tongues sticking out "RUN-DMC style."
Even though she was a trashy slut I still got rejected. When my buddy was like "I can't believe you got rejected by a girl in fake D-3s" I said "Enh. Million dollar body, food stamp shoes."