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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #150 on: October 08, 2006, 10:01:43 PM »
Post is aimed at qweiop13

try looking at www.muckmouth.com/forum for "sk8"
I 'am definitely certain that one of these members have all of your episodes

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #151 on: October 08, 2006, 11:59:53 PM »


Hi I'm David

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #152 on: October 09, 2006, 01:08:02 AM »
I know this is crazy and all, and I didn't read all 11 pages of mumbles, but did anyone else happen to notice that there was an actor on the cast of SK8 named "Blair Wingo"?

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #153 on: October 09, 2006, 01:39:56 PM »
Ha, dude's from Schaumburg, IL
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #154 on: October 10, 2006, 05:42:31 AM »
ahahah wtf

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #155 on: October 10, 2006, 01:20:15 PM »
someone post the pic of him

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #156 on: October 10, 2006, 02:16:47 PM »
someone post the pic of him

there is no picture is there?!

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #157 on: October 10, 2006, 03:21:07 PM »
it would be easy to get one though...someones gotta be a chick for a second and email that dude from that lame ass hook up site he was jabbering about. this shits almost as entertaining as "Kornshirt"
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #158 on: October 10, 2006, 03:46:59 PM »
If you want to see a photo of me, please follow these steps below:

1. Log on to www.collegeluv.com

2. In the "free search" area, click "I'm a female", "Seeking a Male".

3. In the "age range" boxes, type 23 and 24.

4. The country is U.S.A. In the "postal code" box, type 02124.

5. In the "within" box, select "1 mile".

That's me on that site! If you wish, click on "dlump72" to view my profile.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #159 on: October 10, 2006, 05:40:35 PM »
already tried that its been removed. i was going to look him up on friendster and myspace but that would be a waste of my time.
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #160 on: October 10, 2006, 07:34:21 PM »
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someone post the pic of him
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there is no picture is there?!
It took a lot of looking around, but I found him. Ladies and gentleman, David L. Lumpkins:

From this site: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member662167.htm
Do a Yahoo search on this guy by his user name, qweiop, it’s creepy. The guy has posted on virtually every single message board on the net, from computer tech boards to movie boards, to band message boards, to cooking message boards, to boating boards, etc, etc, etc, there are 392 different posts on different message boards that come up in a Yahoo search. They are all the same, he posts this same rant about looking for the “SK8” episodes, or sometimes episodes of “Saved By The Bell: The New Class.” He goes by all these fake names, David L. Lumpkins is just one of them, sometimes it’s “Mark N. McSeal, Steven J. Roberts, Danny V. Haverhill, Kenneth B. Jones, or even Valerie H. Roberts. But, he always uses the same email mailto:[email protected] (and of course says “My e-mail address is someone else's name for security reasons.) Then, someone on the message boards always gets suspicious of him, does a web search on him, sees what a nutcase he is, calls him out, and he never posts again. From what I have seen, he has stayed and posted on this board far longer then any other of the 300+ boards he has posted this on, usually it’s just a post or two and he is out. He must really like you Mizzark!
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #161 on: October 10, 2006, 07:49:13 PM »
it is now far beyond the funny/extremely creepy line. i would feel very very weird knowing that guy knew anything about me

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #162 on: October 10, 2006, 07:53:41 PM »
If I am brutally murdered mysteriously you know why

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #163 on: October 10, 2006, 08:42:38 PM »
someone should make a wikipedia entry
ugh, thanks rupert, I have been looking for the adio myspace website for quite some time...

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #164 on: October 10, 2006, 08:42:50 PM »
brutally murdered by a hulking 5'4" child molester

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #165 on: October 10, 2006, 08:49:35 PM »
Someone report this guy to the FBI.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #166 on: October 10, 2006, 09:13:29 PM »
His lazy eye is a dead giveaway that something is very, VERY wrong with this guy. Mizzark, my hat goes off to you. You've earned my respect.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #167 on: October 10, 2006, 09:23:18 PM »
i'd like to receive a lumpkin right about now.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #168 on: October 10, 2006, 09:54:36 PM »
speechless.
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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #169 on: October 11, 2006, 05:04:53 AM »
i'd like to receive a lumpkin right about now.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #170 on: October 11, 2006, 04:57:37 PM »
someone should make a wikipedia entry

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #171 on: October 16, 2006, 04:39:10 PM »
All of you skaters, please read the following message extremely carefully:

There is absolutely nothing wrong with me! Period. I don't care what you guys say or think. All I am trying to do is fight extremely hard to get all 13 episodes of the former TV show "SK8" from its one season on NBC. Simple as that.

And as far as my friendship goes with "Mizzark", I do not love him because I am 100% NOT GAY. As you idiots found out, I was previously on dating sites back in 2004 looking for a woman, not a man. As of today, I am still straight and will remain straight for the rest of my life. I do not believe in marrying someone of the same gender. The main reason why I traveled to North Carolina two months ago was because I thought that it would be nice to see the person who (I thought) would be nice enough to hand me the "SK8" episodes. I wanted it to be a special trip that I would remember; I wasn't going to Raleigh, North Carolina to try to kill or murder him. Besides, I took a trip to Indianapolis in 2003 to pick up VHS tapes from a person who previously recorded the TV shows "All About Us", "City Guys", and "Just Deal", so it's not like I haven't traveled across the country before to receive videotapes from someone else. At least when I returned home from that trip, I came back home with the tapes that I wanted. It was a serious tape-trade; no games, no goofing off, and no practical jokes. It was a serious business trip, and the person whom gave me the tapes of those three shows was not telling me to travel to Indianapolis to waste my time. I got what I worked hard for.

"Mizzark", I don't know why you told me to travel to Raleigh, but what you did was very rude. You should have just come clean right from the beginning and said that you did not record this show, or if you were really busy with your sister that weekend, you should have e-mailed me at least two days in advance so I would not waste my time flying down there. Of course I'm not going to murder you simply because I don't believe in violence, but I'm obviously angry and disappointed at you.

I've posted on hundreds and perhaps thousands of message boards just to increase my chances of getting the tapes of NBC's "SK8". I've already called the network, and under their guidelines, NBC is not allowed to distribute any tapes of their programs to the public for copyright reasons. So naturally, the only other way to get "SK8" is to receive the tapes from someone who previously recorded the show back in 2001.

Everyone is beyond insane to think that I'm an idiot going after this show. And everyone needs to stop Google-searching me because doing so is just plain ridiculous. I am not a suspicious pedophile or child molester .... I am a perfectly normal, 25-year-old man just trying to receive episodes of a show that like. So stop Google-searching me and get outdoors and SK8!

Now if all of you will excuse me, I have to get ready for work tomorrow. Good night.

- David L. Lumpkins

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #172 on: October 16, 2006, 05:39:32 PM »
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #173 on: October 16, 2006, 05:43:56 PM »
who gets ready for work the next day at 4:40pm???

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #174 on: October 16, 2006, 05:45:12 PM »
God, does this guy have problems or what.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #175 on: October 16, 2006, 06:23:19 PM »
who gets ready for work the next day at 4:40pm???

i suppose it takes a while to re-tape the windows of a van, get some candy, and clean off his garrote.  and of course you gotta consider how tedious it is to skin off a preschoolers anus and fasten it on to your cock, eh, Mr. Lumpkins?

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #176 on: October 16, 2006, 06:39:26 PM »
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who gets ready for work the next day at 4:40pm???
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i suppose it takes a while to re-tape the windows of a van, get some candy, and clean off his garrote.  and of course you gotta consider how tedious it is to skin off a preschoolers anus and fasten it on to your cock, eh, Mr. Lumpkins?

Ok, that was just as creepy as DLump

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #177 on: October 16, 2006, 09:40:40 PM »
I love him because I am 100% GAY.

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #178 on: October 17, 2006, 06:52:24 AM »
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

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Re: "SK8" on NBC
« Reply #179 on: October 17, 2006, 09:06:59 AM »
Hey everyone!, Let's go sk8!

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