All of you skaters, please read the following message extremely carefully:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with me! Period. I don't care what you guys say or think. All I am trying to do is fight extremely hard to get all 13 episodes of the former TV show "SK8" from its one season on NBC. Simple as that.
And as far as my friendship goes with "Mizzark", I do not love him because I am 100% NOT GAY. As you idiots found out, I was previously on dating sites back in 2004 looking for a woman, not a man. As of today, I am still straight and will remain straight for the rest of my life. I do not believe in marrying someone of the same gender. The main reason why I traveled to North Carolina two months ago was because I thought that it would be nice to see the person who (I thought) would be nice enough to hand me the "SK8" episodes. I wanted it to be a special trip that I would remember; I wasn't going to Raleigh, North Carolina to try to kill or murder him. Besides, I took a trip to Indianapolis in 2003 to pick up VHS tapes from a person who previously recorded the TV shows "All About Us", "City Guys", and "Just Deal", so it's not like I haven't traveled across the country before to receive videotapes from someone else. At least when I returned home from that trip, I came back home with the tapes that I wanted. It was a serious tape-trade; no games, no goofing off, and no practical jokes. It was a serious business trip, and the person whom gave me the tapes of those three shows was not telling me to travel to Indianapolis to waste my time. I got what I worked hard for.
"Mizzark", I don't know why you told me to travel to Raleigh, but what you did was very rude. You should have just come clean right from the beginning and said that you did not record this show, or if you were really busy with your sister that weekend, you should have e-mailed me at least two days in advance so I would not waste my time flying down there. Of course I'm not going to murder you simply because I don't believe in violence, but I'm obviously angry and disappointed at you.
I've posted on hundreds and perhaps thousands of message boards just to increase my chances of getting the tapes of NBC's "SK8". I've already called the network, and under their guidelines, NBC is not allowed to distribute any tapes of their programs to the public for copyright reasons. So naturally, the only other way to get "SK8" is to receive the tapes from someone who previously recorded the show back in 2001.
Everyone is beyond insane to think that I'm an idiot going after this show. And everyone needs to stop Google-searching me because doing so is just plain ridiculous. I am not a suspicious pedophile or child molester .... I am a perfectly normal, 25-year-old man just trying to receive episodes of a show that like. So stop Google-searching me and get outdoors and SK8!
Now if all of you will excuse me, I have to get ready for work tomorrow. Good night.
- David L. Lumpkins