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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2009, 07:10:09 AM »
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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2009, 07:24:46 AM »
this is the shit right here


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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2009, 07:49:13 AM »

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2009, 07:58:43 AM »
i prefer fresh squeezed, honey roasted



apple slices with PB is the best snack ever and gives me an excuse to use my pocket knife so i keep my desk stocked with apples and PB

i get annoyed when the pb doesn't stick though....it just slides off....

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2009, 08:07:25 AM »
i fuck with peanut butter all day every day and it's good enough by itself, but adding fluff into the mix is delightful.  like natalie portman, i'd be fine banging her the rest of my life, but if you throw hayden panitierre in there too...i can't complain.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2009, 08:10:16 AM »
Love the peanut butter not sure about peaunt, is that French? I used to be a Jif extra crunchy guy but have been using some organic crunchy one, forgot what it's called it's my first bottle but it's pretty good. Peter Pan makes the worst peanut butter. I used to eat a piece or two of white bread folded in half caked in PB before bed each night during my teenage years because of my metabolism. I'll make a proper sandwich from time to time but usually it's just drunkenly ramming a spoon into the jar and sucking on a huge scoop these days.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2009, 08:17:33 AM »
i grew up a fucked up skinyn kid that wouldnt eat anything but peanut butter and honey, now i eat peanut buter and jelly alot.
now i like peanut butter on toast to start my day

and my personal favorite when I am high.

dip a spoon in peanut butter, then roll  it in chocolate chips. AMAZING
 

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2009, 08:29:41 AM »
toasted bagel with PB and honey is pretty damn tasty for breakfast

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i prefer fresh squeezed, honey roasted



apple slices with PB is the best snack ever and gives me an excuse to use my pocket knife so i keep my desk stocked with apples and PB
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i get annoyed when the pb doesn't stick though....it just slides off....

yeah, it's a little on the slick side but i love knowing that there's nothing in there but peanuts and my daugther gets pumped on watching them grind down

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2009, 08:42:45 AM »
I used to fuck around with peanut butter and cheese sandwiches when i was younger, also did anyone else do jelly and cream cheese sandwiches?

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2009, 08:55:57 AM »
whoa. whoa. now that's just some fucking crazy talk.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2009, 09:21:55 AM »
Peanut butter, honey, and bananas. KEEP IT CHUNKY.

I eat a lot of it due to being poor.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2009, 09:33:19 AM »
i eat PB in some arrangement just about every day of my life. Adams usually. i was pure chunky most of my life but am on the creamy style these days. i've had a few PB and cheese sandwiches in my life, under the assumption that everything goes well with PB, but i found that i was wrong. not so good. but cream cheese and jelly yes.
i like everything everybody has mentioned so far. here's one i was turned onto awhile back: waffle with PB, honey and brown sugar- oh my god. sounds like it'd be deathly sweet but it's manageable and is damn delicious.
i hope the last food i eat on earth is peanut butter.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2009, 09:43:45 AM »
in my defense, I was five years old and it was swiss cheese. Also that chex dish thing with the chocolate and peanut butter... slammin

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2009, 09:54:45 AM »
Peanut butter and jelly on a toasted bagel is pretty damn good.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2009, 10:14:07 AM »
holy goddamn a peanut butter and banana crepe



and these things are downright awesome


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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2009, 10:18:04 AM »
Realized I have a peanut butter cup in my cabinet here at work, after lunch I'm going to eat it while sitting in this thread.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2009, 10:20:08 AM »

I'm down with crunchy

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2009, 10:25:16 AM »
Peanut butter and jelly on a toasted bagel is pretty damn good.

Hell yeah. I used to do this on a blueberry bagel with blueberry jam-mind blowing. And I'm glad to see so much Reese's love. I ate that shit all the time as a kid.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2009, 10:42:53 AM »
and these things are downright awesome




before these came out i used to go to this place called the chocolate bar here in houston and get the same thing but for $3 a pop. amazing though, but $3 hits pretty hard for one cup.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2009, 11:04:58 AM »
all those little bitch ass faggots with peanut allergies need to die genocide, as in the entire race obliterated. they are fucking up evolution so normal people cannot enjoy peanut butter properly.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2009, 11:44:01 AM »
ya!

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2009, 11:53:24 AM »
"Wilson, your peaunt budder is getting cold!"

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #52 on: November 03, 2009, 12:30:38 PM »
Check out this breakfast treat that I sometimes concoct:



Peanut butter and strawberry and banana burrito. (Flour tortilla, not corn.)

Do Americans really not spread peanut butter on toast? That's fucked. JSoy do you put butter/margerine on the toast before the peanut butter? Probably not because you seem all healthy. It's totally unhealthy, but it's the way I was raised eating it and it makes it soooooo much better.

I always wonder why they're called peanut butter and jelly sammiches when everyone obviously uses jam. Gomez, raspberry jam is infinitely better for a PB N' J than strawberry.
that thing is fucking beautiful. I can just sit around with a spoon and some crunchy peanut butter and have at it. Its so good on toast or a nice warm english muffin. I definately need some water nearby.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #53 on: November 03, 2009, 12:36:34 PM »
you know what's fucking awesome?  peanut butter and cap'n crunch.  i got adventurous after reading about everyone pb creations and made my own.  spoonful of peanut butter with cap'n crunch wrapping it.  i'm fat.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #54 on: November 03, 2009, 01:29:01 PM »
I'm eating that Reese's peanut butter cup right now. I ate the edge/crust first. Hmmmm all done

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #55 on: November 03, 2009, 01:47:56 PM »
Blazed, put a hot fudge sundae poptart between the bread on a pb&j

Blew my mind

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #56 on: November 03, 2009, 05:49:55 PM »
ive been making vanilla milkshakes with ovaltine and a giant spoonful of peanut butter in them, shit is addicting.

also toast/bagels with butter and pb is fucking prime time, gonna go make some NOW.
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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #57 on: November 03, 2009, 06:00:58 PM »
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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #58 on: November 03, 2009, 06:09:05 PM »
the pb and bagel is a great one too because it's always cheaper than cream cheese....half the time they forget to even ring the pb in.....i go for the raisin bagel...

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #59 on: November 03, 2009, 06:17:26 PM »
Creamy peaunt butter makes me fart butt I eat it anyway.