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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2009, 06:51:03 PM »
One of the best ice creams ever. Tastes so smooth and it has big chunks of reese's peanut butter cups in it.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2009, 07:33:42 PM »
all those little bitch ass faggots with peanut allergies need to die genocide, as in the entire race obliterated. they are fucking up evolution so normal people cannot enjoy peanut butter properly.
i remember when my mom told me when i was like 12 that one isn't born with allergies, that they develop as one gets older, i immediately feared that i would eventually become allergic to peanuts. still a scary concept.

one of my friends has a peanut allergy, and he eats it anyway. but he makes these god awful sandwiches with more jelly than peanut butter. who the fuck ever heard of a jelly and peanut butter sandwich?

oh yeah, my freshman year of high school, one student in the whole school was allergic to peanut butter, so they banned anything with peanuts in it from campus. of course, i continued to bring my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch everyday, but the fact that one student having an allergy to them called for a school wide ban has left me against that race ever since. he graduated that year though.


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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2009, 07:34:04 PM »

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2009, 08:30:06 PM »
Private Selection is the Kroger brand? They call them King Sooper here, who goes to Ralphs? Anyway, their organic crunchy pb is borderline greasy.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2009, 08:53:17 PM »
forgot to mention how important it is to cut diagonally on the pb&j sammie....

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2009, 09:33:16 PM »


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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2009, 10:21:18 PM »
forgot to mention how important it is to cut diagonally on the pb&j sammie....
I just manhandle it whole.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #67 on: November 03, 2009, 10:30:03 PM »
Yeah dude fuck cutting that shit! I don't have the patience to wait that long!

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #68 on: November 03, 2009, 11:06:17 PM »
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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #69 on: November 04, 2009, 04:57:55 AM »
I used to work with a guy who ate peanut butter and pickle sandwiches everyday.  I personally use the Beeda Weeda method but instead of chocolate chips I sprinkle raisins on spoonfuls of PB.   

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #70 on: November 04, 2009, 06:38:22 AM »
i went out and bought a fresh jar today because of this thread...  extra chunky for me...
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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #71 on: November 04, 2009, 06:43:48 AM »
I had to get some PB too. I made a mess.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #72 on: November 04, 2009, 06:47:47 AM »
One of the best ice creams ever. Tastes so smooth and it has big chunks of reese's peanut butter cups in it.


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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #73 on: November 04, 2009, 07:22:07 AM »
Yeah dude fuck cutting that shit! I don't have the patience to wait that long!
i rip mine in half so that i have no crust keeping me from a pure first bite.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #74 on: November 04, 2009, 07:27:05 AM »
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Yeah dude fuck cutting that shit! I don't have the patience to wait that long!
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i rip mine in half so that i have no crust keeping me from a pure first bite.

gotta agree with the cutting diagonally, that's precision shit and actually makes it taste better

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #75 on: November 04, 2009, 07:53:41 AM »
I put peanut butter on my ice cream last night. Cant believe i havent done that before, sooo good.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #76 on: November 04, 2009, 08:03:57 AM »
The only good one

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #77 on: November 04, 2009, 08:06:33 AM »
just had the 10am pb with apple slices, so good

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #78 on: November 04, 2009, 12:20:22 PM »
I used to fuck around with peanut butter and cheese sandwiches when i was younger, also did anyone else do jelly and cream cheese sandwiches?
hah yea , my mom used to make me jelly and cream cheese sandwiches. never understood it. she also used to make me peanut butter and raisin sandwiches which at the time blew, but now it actually might be awesome.

the other day i made peanut butter on toasted wheat with celery in the actual sandwich. you can do the same with apples too. very tasty

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #79 on: November 04, 2009, 12:55:06 PM »


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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #80 on: November 04, 2009, 01:07:39 PM »
this thread is making me hungry
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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #81 on: November 04, 2009, 11:10:42 PM »
had my usual two pb&j's this morning but with a new loaf of bread and it blew. the bread was tough as a burnt steak and it was a challenge for me to eat it. not that it tasted bad or anything, it was just difficult to eat. obviously i finished both sandwiches though.

this thread should be pinned/stickied or whatever.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #82 on: November 05, 2009, 01:52:26 AM »
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Check out this...
Do Americans really not spread peanut butter on toast?
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on bagels.
forever.


anyone fuck with this delicious treat
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  Still have not had the chance to taste this.. Im for sure going to buy some tomorrow though,  its about time I tried it .

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #83 on: November 05, 2009, 02:31:00 AM »
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I used to fuck around with peanut butter and cheese sandwiches when i was younger, also did anyone else do jelly and cream cheese sandwiches?
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hah yea , my mom used to make me jelly and cream cheese sandwiches. never understood it. she also used to make me peanut butter and raisin sandwiches which at the time blew, but now it actually might be awesome.

the other day i made peanut butter on toasted wheat with celery in the actual sandwich. you can do the same with apples too. very tasty
 

Is your mom European?  My Polish step dad always has fucking jam and cream cheese sandwiches and he says it's all the rage back in the hoods of Warsaw.

My uncle bought this really shitty peanut butter that has no extra sugar or salt, which basically means it is a big jar of tasteless shit paste. It sucks so fucking bad.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #84 on: November 05, 2009, 08:20:25 AM »
welcome to my life...

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #85 on: November 05, 2009, 08:52:02 AM »
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I used to fuck around with peanut butter and cheese sandwiches when i was younger, also did anyone else do jelly and cream cheese sandwiches?
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hah yea , my mom used to make me jelly and cream cheese sandwiches. never understood it. she also used to make me peanut butter and raisin sandwiches which at the time blew, but now it actually might be awesome.

the other day i made peanut butter on toasted wheat with celery in the actual sandwich. you can do the same with apples too. very tasty
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Is your mom European?  My Polish step dad always has fucking jam and cream cheese sandwiches and he says it's all the rage back in the hoods of Warsaw.

My uncle bought this really shitty peanut butter that has no extra sugar or salt, which basically means it is a big jar of tasteless shit paste. It sucks so fucking bad.
my mom was born here but both of my grandparents are from greece, so that might explain it. crazy euros

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #86 on: November 05, 2009, 12:46:06 PM »
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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #87 on: November 05, 2009, 01:04:43 PM »
^ That's got to fucking suck to clean up.

I just noticed that the subject is spelled wrong.
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #88 on: November 05, 2009, 05:14:02 PM »
Big ups to Peanut Butter & Iceberg lettuce sandwiches!

so good!

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Re: Peaunt Butter
« Reply #89 on: November 05, 2009, 05:16:17 PM »
I just noticed that the subject is spelled wrong.

Ahahah I tricked you guys! I was really starting a thread about pee-aunt butter, and you asshole fell for it!

Kiddng, I blew it. Damn it.