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Ask A Slap Pal
« on: November 05, 2009, 01:13:27 AM »
You got problems/issues/dilemmas?  Slap Pals can fix them.

Would wearing this t-shirt be gay?
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Quote from: shitmango on December 07, 2010, 07:50:52 PM
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 01:24:50 AM »
boyan, wanna answer this? i dont.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 02:02:29 AM »
Quote from: sk8nappreciate on November 05, 2009, 01:13:27 AM
You got problems/issues/dilemmas?  Slap Pals can fix them.

Would wearing this t-shirt be gay?


yes, you would be saying this:

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 02:04:34 AM »
Oh boy, this thread has potential.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 02:04:55 AM »
Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 02:11:49 AM »
Thought so... Wearing a woman's face on your shirts is gonna give you a few funny looks.

Just imagine showing up to the skate park casually with a bitch on your belly.
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Quote from: shitmango on December 07, 2010, 07:50:52 PM
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 03:07:01 AM »
Quote from: Commercial D on November 05, 2009, 02:04:55 AM
Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.

nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 03:12:58 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Snickers on November 05, 2009, 03:07:01 AM
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)

I don't enjoy seeing penis on the reg.

Slap Pals... Why are there so many damn penisesesss on this Forum It's about time to start photo-shoping some fucking vagina, boobs, or a mixture of the two.
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Quote from: shitmango on December 07, 2010, 07:50:52 PM
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 03:24:32 AM »
Quote from: tough omelette on November 05, 2009, 01:24:50 AM
boyan, wanna answer this? i dont.

hahaha, I was just checking out what this was about
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 05:00:02 AM »
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)
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I don't enjoy seeing penis on the reg.

Slap Pals... Why are there so many damn penisesesss on this Forum It's about time to start photo-shoping some fucking vagina, boobs, or a mixture of the two.
nah dude thats gay as fuck
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 05:28:08 AM »
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)
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I don't enjoy seeing penis on the reg.

Slap Pals... Why are there so many damn penisesesss on this Forum It's about time to start photo-shoping some fucking vagina, boobs, or a mixture of the two.
word.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 07:03:39 AM »
Quote from: sk8nappreciate on November 05, 2009, 03:12:58 AM
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)
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I don't enjoy seeing penis on the reg.

Slap Pals... Why are there so many damn penisesesss on this Forum It's about time to start photo-shoping some fucking vagina, boobs, or a mixture of the two.

Boogina
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 07:30:44 AM »
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i think i was,anyways

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2009, 07:44:36 AM »
Quote from: sk8nappreciate on November 05, 2009, 01:13:27 AM
You got problems/issues/dilemmas?  Slap Pals can fix them.

Would wearing this t-shirt be gay?


not if you wore it with tight white pants and purple sky tops
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 08:08:42 AM »
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)

ziiing!

excessive peni do suck, but this one is a necessity.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2009, 10:13:37 AM »
Quote from: sk8nappreciate on November 05, 2009, 03:12:58 AM
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)
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I don't enjoy seeing penis on the reg.

Slap Pals... Why are there so many damn penisesesss on this Forum It's about time to start photo-shoping some fucking vagina, boobs, or a mixture of the two.

Watch out bro, one sure way to get yourself cocked is to complain excessively about others being cocked.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2009, 11:27:36 AM »
If you aren't used to seeing dicks in every other thread, then you haven't been here long.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 12:08:51 PM »
slap pals,
remember when i was trying to win a lobster dinner by wrestling, but i was too heavy so telly tried to get me to loose weight?  well, what i want to know is, will i ever get to fuck her?

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2009, 12:29:39 PM »
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2009, 12:31:34 PM »
Have any pals ever looked in the mirror on shrooms
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2009, 12:34:30 PM »
lookin at your penis is the worst, im always piss looking the other way.
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2009, 12:54:46 PM »
Quote from: cigarettedeer on November 05, 2009, 12:31:34 PM
Have any pals ever looked in the mirror on shrooms

Quote from: ahlee on November 05, 2009, 12:34:30 PM
lookin at your penis is the worst, im always piss looking the other way.

Doing both are awesome, it's like you're peering in to your soul.
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Quote from: shitmango on December 07, 2010, 07:50:52 PM
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2009, 01:04:33 PM »
Slap pals,will i ever get married?
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2009, 01:07:06 PM »
Quote from: sk8nappreciate on November 05, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
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Have any pals ever looked in the mirror on shrooms

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lookin at your penis is the worst, im always piss looking the other way.
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Doing both are awesome, it's like you're peering in to your soul.
My penis looked like silly putty after staring at it. God, there's so many fun things to do on shrooms. Lying in fields of grass and exploring the woods is pretty fun. Swimming too. Cigarettes and friends are necessary
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2009, 01:45:14 PM »
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)
[close]

I don't enjoy seeing penis on the reg.

Slap Pals... Why are there so many damn penisesesss on this Forum It's about time to start photo-shoping some fucking vagina, boobs, or a mixture of the two.
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Superb!

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2009, 03:46:58 PM »
Quote from: HoneyBear on November 05, 2009, 01:04:33 PM
Slap pals,will i ever get married?

Only to this bitch
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2009, 04:41:40 PM »
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Oh man that was the first time I LOL'd on this board in hours.
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nonstop LOL's all day buddy :)
[close]

I don't enjoy seeing penis on the reg.

Slap Pals... Why are there so many damn penisesesss on this Forum It's about time to start photo-shoping some fucking vagina, boobs, or a mixture of the two.
[close]
word.




there is an asses thread and a boobs thread stickied at the top of whatever


these are not the types of things we want to associate with commercial d
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2009, 07:15:20 PM »
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there is an asses thread and a boobs thread stickied at the top of whatever


these are not the types of things we want to associate with commercial d

here here!
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2009, 09:45:11 PM »
Quote from: cigarettedeer on November 05, 2009, 01:07:06 PM
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Have any pals ever looked in the mirror on shrooms

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Quote from: ahlee on November 05, 2009, 12:34:30 PM
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lookin at your penis is the worst, im always piss looking the other way.
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Doing both are awesome, it's like you're peering in to your soul.
[close]
My penis looked like silly putty after staring at it. God, there's so many fun things to do on shrooms. Lying in fields of grass and exploring the woods is pretty fun. Swimming too. Cigarettes and friends are necessary
I've looked in the mirror, my eyes looked insane, and it looks like you are looking into another universe on the other side of a piece of glass.
The woods on hallucinogens is the best.

Pizza hut has a special on the "lover's" line of pizza. 10.99 for any of them. Should I go with meat lovers or pepperoni lovers?  I love pepperoni, but I'm not sure I want to be in a monogomous relationship with my pizza toppings.
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