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« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2009, 10:03:31 PM »
stay away from pizza hut! hahah, i bet you're on the cali anxiety medicine though... haha, so get some roni, man!

should i buy some puma shoes tomorrow?

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« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2009, 10:06:59 PM »
That, and just about all cali pizza sucks, so whatever, I go with the pizza hut down the street.
Pumas eh? I don't know. I haven't seen anybody in pumas for a while. If you want to be hip, don't do it. If you got your own thing going, go for it.
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2009, 10:16:43 PM »
well, if it all sucks, then go with the hut... or order some chinese... although that shit sits like a lead brick too...

yeah, pumas. i need shoes with good arch support and they come recommended. if i want to be hip... fuck, i don't know what i'll buy, maybe purple circas from the zumiez that just opened...

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« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2009, 02:13:54 AM »

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2009, 03:04:02 AM »
I haaaattttte when I'm sitting on the toilet and halfway through an enjoyable session of pooping I realize that the toilet paper is empty and I'll have to walk to the other room to get some new ones.










Not that it's happening to me right now..............FUCK!!! I hate it.
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« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2009, 03:17:03 AM »
should i keep skating on my shit ankle, trying to take it easy but risking all the while or take a whole month off or however long it takes to be completely healed resulting in me going insane?

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« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2009, 03:51:46 AM »
^base it on how you feel. if you wanna skate, then skate.

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« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2009, 05:09:53 AM »
^base it on how you feel. if you wanna skate, then skate.
i think i was,anyways

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« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2009, 09:17:08 AM »
Just skate it mellow. Push around, skate a mini ramp, avoid fliptricks for a little while. Do shit that doesn't require ankle flicking or any impact. If you can't do these things, take it easy. I just rolled my ankle yesterday, so I feel you in the frustration!
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« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2009, 10:06:51 AM »
beer

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« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2009, 11:19:30 AM »
i ask slap pals this: what beer should i drink tonight

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« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2009, 11:20:52 AM »
root beer

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« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2009, 11:22:23 AM »
no

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2009, 11:31:19 AM »
I've been feeling Tecate lately. Cheap and delicious.
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« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2009, 11:34:00 AM »
I was going to say Mexican too, it's what I'll be doing.

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« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2009, 11:35:03 AM »
look how much they are here:

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http://www.thebeerstore.ca/Beers/pricelist.asp?str=&id=2204&brandname=TECATE

6 Cans 355 ml 12.50
12 Cans 355 ml 22.75
24 Cans 355 ml 39.95

i usually get brava when getting mexican style, its very similar, but is 5% and cheaper. its cause its brewed here in ontario i think.

6 Bottle 341 ml 9.25
12 Bottle 341 ml 16.50  
24 Bottle 341 ml 29.95

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2009, 12:29:14 PM »
well, it would seem that you just solved your own dilemma...
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #47 on: November 08, 2009, 12:45:31 AM »
Pals, Should I go in to work on my day off at 12:00 am on tuesday so I can get my hands on COD MW2 a bit early?
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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« Reply #48 on: November 08, 2009, 03:09:59 AM »
Pals, Should I go in to work on my day off at 12:00 am on tuesday so I can get my hands on COD MW2 a bit early?
nut realy
i think i was,anyways

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« Reply #49 on: November 08, 2009, 10:10:00 AM »
Pals, Should I go in to work on my day off at 12:00 am on tuesday so I can get my hands on COD MW2 a bit early?

get on that shit
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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2009, 11:56:00 AM »
to reef a bowl, or to not reef a bowl: that is the question.
I am in fact, a homosexual like Brian Anderson

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Re: Ask A Slap Pal
« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2009, 02:24:16 PM »
is this bump on my penis an ingrown hair or a genital wart?

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« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2009, 04:49:20 PM »
is this bump on my penis an ingrown hair or a genital wart?
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« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2009, 05:32:14 PM »
to reef a bowl, or to not reef a bowl: that is the question.
Do it. weed smoke tastes better than air.
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« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2009, 07:10:33 PM »
to reef a bowl, or to not reef a bowl: that is the question.
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« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2009, 07:57:56 PM »
is this bump on my penis an ingrown hair or a genital wart?

Have you had raw-dogg sex with a woman of ill repute lately? If so it may be a genital wart. If you haven't been careless lately, it's most likely a clogged up oil pore. You know those little pores you have on your shaft? Well they can get clogged up and filled with pus, doesn't mean it's an STD. I get them every now and then. I asked an STD clinic worker about them once when I was there getting a swab crammed in my cock-hole.

The worst is when they get agitated, but you whack off relentlessly anyway, and it gets sooooo sore.

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« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2009, 11:31:27 PM »
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is this bump on my penis an ingrown hair or a genital wart?
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it's most likely a clogged up oil pore. You know those little pores you have on your shaft? Well they can get clogged up and filled with pus, doesn't mean it's an STD. I get them every now and then. I asked an STD clinic worker about them once when I was there getting a swab crammed in my cock-hole.

I have a few of these on my nut sack, Pals should I go in with a needle and try to pop those sonsabitches?
That's real life bro, no sticking lollipops up your ass and licking jesus's butthole man. People are getting raped,murdered and visiting the berrics daily. Deal with it.

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is this bump on my penis an ingrown hair or a genital wart?
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it's most likely a clogged up oil pore. You know those little pores you have on your shaft? Well they can get clogged up and filled with pus, doesn't mean it's an STD. I get them every now and then. I asked an STD clinic worker about them once when I was there getting a swab crammed in my cock-hole.
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I have a few of these on my nut sack, Pals should I go in with a needle and try to pop those sonsabitches?
You can't pop the things watson is talking about with a needle. You have hpv son. I'm sorry.
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« Reply #58 on: November 09, 2009, 12:50:34 AM »
^base it on how you feel. if you wanna skate, then skate.

Let it heal, if you have access to a bath, soak it nightly in Epsom salt baths. Trust me I skated on bad ankles and it made it worse in the long run and made me have to take more time off then if I had just let it heal in the first place.

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« Reply #59 on: November 09, 2009, 01:14:11 AM »
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^base it on how you feel. if you wanna skate, then skate.
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Let it heal, if you have access to a bath, soak it nightly in Epsom salt baths. Trust me I skated on bad ankles and it made it worse in the long run and made me have to take more time off then if I had just let it heal in the first place.
epsom salt is great. makes shit heal faster, and will make you shit like no tomorrow.

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