Author Topic: Ask A Slap Pal (Read 6337 times)

GnArcIsSisTic · « **Reply #60 on:** November 09, 2009, 01:17:59 AM »

should i buy a 50 sack or a 100 dollar baggie with enough for ten jays?

sk8nappreciate · « **Reply #61 on:** November 09, 2009, 02:24:54 AM »

Its not HPZ MHIGGA! its a fucking pimple that got infectedish and made a bigger deeper pimple. I already checked Broseph.

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #62 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:29:47 AM »

Quote from: GnArcIsSisTic on November 09, 2009, 01:17:59 AM

should i buy a 50 sack or a 100 dollar baggie with enough for ten jays?

Jesus preaches sober mind power.

magicstickyhand · « **Reply #63 on:** November 13, 2009, 11:53:47 AM »

being on antibiotics wich is better to your healt > to smoke weed or to drink a lot

like if you have to choose

Jura · « **Reply #64 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:34:43 PM »

Reefer for sure.

ahlee · « **Reply #65 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:36:19 PM »

i dont think it really matters with antibiotics?

Firebert · « **Reply #66 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:57:29 PM »

Quote from: The Gipper on November 09, 2009, 01:14:11 AM

Quote from: vegan*shawn on November 09, 2009, 12:50:34 AM
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^base it on how you feel. if you wanna skate, then skate.
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Let it heal, if you have access to a bath, soak it nightly in Epsom salt baths. Trust me I skated on bad ankles and it made it worse in the long run and made me have to take more time off then if I had just let it heal in the first place.
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epsom salt is great. makes shit heal faster, and will make you shit like no tomorrow.

What is the difference between multiculturalism and critical race theory? I always thought that it was just that the former embraced cultures other than white-European, whereas the latter questioned why white-European culture is considered the central culture to begin with, but somebody was telling me there is more to it than that. Anybody care to shed some light?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiculturalism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_race_theory#Key_theoretical_elements

EricLogan · « **Reply #67 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:14:27 AM »

if there's grass on the field, you can play ball

but if there's no grass, you can practice

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #68 on:** November 14, 2009, 12:31:34 PM »

Why do cucumbers taste better pickled?

Bipsmound · « **Reply #69 on:** November 14, 2009, 12:42:22 PM »

Cuz tha cucumbaz dun got they crunk on

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #70 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:17:00 PM »

Quote from: viva hate on November 13, 2009, 12:57:29 PM

Quote from: The Gipper on November 09, 2009, 01:14:11 AM
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Quote from: vegan*shawn on November 09, 2009, 12:50:34 AM
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Quote from: tough omelette on November 06, 2009, 03:51:46 AM
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^base it on how you feel. if you wanna skate, then skate.
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Let it heal, if you have access to a bath, soak it nightly in Epsom salt baths. Trust me I skated on bad ankles and it made it worse in the long run and made me have to take more time off then if I had just let it heal in the first place.
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epsom salt is great. makes shit heal faster, and will make you shit like no tomorrow.

What is the difference between multiculturalism and critical race theory? I always thought that it was just that the former embraced cultures other than white-European, whereas the latter questioned why white-European culture is considered the central culture to begin with, but somebody was telling me there is more to it than that. Anybody care to shed some light?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiculturalism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critical_race_theory#Key_theoretical_elements

I feel like my general idea of it was right. CRT is annoying, people get too caught up in it.

nice weather · « **Reply #71 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:35:27 AM »

Can I dye my pee and droppings blue through excessive and exclusive consumption of Powerade blue and other blue food stuff?

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #72 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:39:54 AM »

Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on November 15, 2009, 04:35:27 AM

Can I dye my pee and droppings blue through excessive and exclusive consumption of Powerade blue and other blue food stuff?

I don't know about Powerade...but beets will definitely do the trick if you feel like going purple.

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #73 on:** November 15, 2009, 08:17:58 AM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on November 15, 2009, 04:39:54 AM

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Can I dye my pee and droppings blue through excessive and exclusive consumption of Powerade blue and other blue food stuff?
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I don't know about Powerade...but beets will definitely do the trick if you feel like going purple.

dat burple to be exact

oyolar · « **Reply #74 on:** November 15, 2009, 08:57:11 AM »

I'm studying in Vienna right now and there's this German girl here that I'm pretty sure wants my d. Should I fuck her? We rarely hang out, but when we do, I could swear that she's always checking me out and shit. But there are two kickers here-she's going to be studying at my school back in the states starting in Jan. until June and she has a boyfriend in the states that she's been going out with for 4 years. I've met this guy once before and he was pretty cool so I'm not sure how I would feel about fucking her. But rest assured if he was a dick or I never met him I would totally throw it in her.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #75 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:11:42 PM »

Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on November 15, 2009, 04:35:27 AM

Can I dye my pee and droppings blue through excessive and exclusive consumption of Powerade blue and other blue food stuff?

You can dye your poop bright green by eating a lot of purple die. I don't know why purple turns to bright green, it just does. A good way to do this is to drink LOTS of grape kool aid. I made a thread about it a while back.
As far as dying your pee, the only way I know of is to take a UTI pill. Girls apparently can get these from sex, so if you want one of these pills, ask a girl who is into rough sex for one. They turn your urine stream bright orange. It looks like you are pissing orange crayola crayon wax. Its pretty amazing. One freaky thing though- piss is made up of shit pulled from your bloodstream, meaning that bright orange stuff goes through your bloodstream on the way.

crackrazor · « **Reply #76 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:15:05 PM »

How do i stop biting my nails?

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #77 on:** November 15, 2009, 04:28:31 PM »

Start smoking.

Firebert · « **Reply #78 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:14:47 AM »

Quote from: The Gipper on November 15, 2009, 04:11:42 PM

Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on November 15, 2009, 04:35:27 AM
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Can I dye my pee and droppings blue through excessive and exclusive consumption of Powerade blue and other blue food stuff?
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You can dye your poop bright green by eating a lot of purple die. I don't know why purple turns to bright green, it just does. A good way to do this is to drink LOTS of grape kool aid. I made a thread about it a while back.
As far as dying your pee, the only way I know of is to take a UTI pill. Girls apparently can get these from sex, so if you want one of these pills, ask a girl who is into rough sex for one. They turn your urine stream bright orange. It looks like you are pissing orange crayola crayon wax. Its pretty amazing. One freaky thing though- piss is made up of shit pulled from your bloodstream, meaning that bright orange stuff goes through your bloodstream on the way.

my girl forgot to flush when she was taking those pills and it freaked me out for a few seconds

rawbertson. · « **Reply #79 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:23:59 PM »

whys there so many pussies on slap these days

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #80 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:56:30 PM »

Quote from: viva hate on November 16, 2009, 11:14:47 AM

my girl forgot to flush when she was taking those pills and it freaked me out for a few seconds

uh oh, girlfriend pooop

cigarettedeer · « **Reply #81 on:** November 24, 2009, 05:11:32 PM »

What seems to be the matter with Fire Marshall Bill in this video?

Beer Wizard · « **Reply #82 on:** November 24, 2009, 05:43:44 PM »

Quote from: cigarettedeer on November 24, 2009, 05:11:32 PM

What seems to be the matter with Fire Marshall Bill in this video?

How can you make fun of him when you are:

cigarettedeer · « **Reply #83 on:** November 24, 2009, 05:54:58 PM »

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What seems to be the matter with Fire Marshall Bill in this video?

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How can you make fun of him when you are:

How can i, you ask? he's obviously terrible at socializing. He's never even made a post that's slightly funny and is a wannabe troll. There's three reasons

Here.. have another picture. Put a penis in there too

snickers · « **Reply #84 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:08:06 PM »

Quote from: cigarettedeer on November 24, 2009, 05:11:32 PM

What seems to be the matter with Fire Marshall Bill in this video?

i'm pretty sure fire marshall bill was on his way to black out intoxication in that video.

kilgore. · « **Reply #85 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:21:58 PM »

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

cigarettedeer · « **Reply #86 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:30:28 PM »

Quote from: kilgore. on November 24, 2009, 06:21:58 PM

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

Ha. The truth is that only Brawler can judge me... not twitchy (newcomer) fags with social disabilities like Ian

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #87 on:** November 24, 2009, 06:51:37 PM »

Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on November 15, 2009, 04:35:27 AM

Can I dye my pee and droppings blue through excessive and exclusive consumption of Powerade blue and other blue food stuff?

Years ago on a family vacation to walt disney world me and my brother got this spray apple flavored stuff and we were spraying it into our mouths all day and enjoying the taste. The next day I took this bright green shit, like florescent green. I called it a "green submarine" and made my brother come in and look at it before I flushed it. So get some blue flavored spray stuff at disney world and that should do the trick.

Bantam · « **Reply #88 on:** November 24, 2009, 08:53:25 PM »

Quote from: cigarettedeer on November 24, 2009, 06:30:28 PM

Ha. The truth is that only Brawler can judge me... not twitchy (newcomer) fags with social disabilities like Ian

Did I miss something lately, or is this a continued feud with Ian from when he posted your address? I'm just wondering.

EricLogan · « **Reply #89 on:** November 24, 2009, 09:36:16 PM »

you look so much different w/ your dick out, tim

Author Topic: Ask A Slap Pal (Read 6337 times)

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