Jobs

[KillHumans]

my dream job is a gynecologist.

That would suck, then Pussy would just become work.

[RICExBOWL666]

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my dream job is a gynecologist.

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That would suck, then Pussy would just become work.

What exactly do gynecologist do...?

[RightCoastBiased]

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my dream job is a gynecologist.

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That would suck, then Pussy would just become work.

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What exactly do gynecologist do...?

Play with vaginas.

[steve_lurkle]

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my dream job is a gynecologist.

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That would suck, then Pussy would just become work.

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What exactly do gynecologist do...?

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Play with vaginas.

Sometimes not the best vaginas.

[Tuna]

work at a skateshop. shit gets pretty slow so we skate some shit we got set up in the shop.
8$/hour and 30% off. comin up on 2 years in august but the future doesn't seem to be lookin so bright, lookin to downsize from the currently huge shop we're in now.

[Sleazy]

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my dream job is a gynecologist.

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That would suck, then Pussy would just become work.

always felt this way about it. last thing you'd want to do is put your face in some gushy after a long hard day at work.

[KillHumans]

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my dream job is a gynecologist.

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That would suck, then Pussy would just become work.

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always felt this way about it. last thing you'd want to do is put your face in some gushy after a long hard day at work.

And it's not like women go to the gyno to show off how good their pussy is looking, you usually only go if you got something wrong going on.

[Sleazy]

BUHAHAHA...

"i had a train run on me by the 49s defensive line and now i'm a bit sore"

[tonysean]

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my dream job is a gynecologist.

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That would suck, then Pussy would just become work.

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always felt this way about it. last thing you'd want to do is put your face in some gushy after a long hard day at work.

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And it's not like women go to the gyno to show off how good their pussy is looking, you usually only go if you got something wrong going on.

umm... can you tell me what this yellow stuff leaking out of my vag is?

[saucy ragu]

I started at Salvation Army today. Bunch of rehab workers, zany drug users, spaced out college students, and other cool people. I work with a guy named Zoltan. Fucking Zoltan.

[Shred Nugent]

I work with a guy named Zoltan. Fucking Zoltan.

get the fuck outta here! zoltan hahahaha!

[Tuna]

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I work with a guy named Zoltan. Fucking Zoltan.

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get the fuck outta here! zoltan hahahaha!

[McDuff]

cook at pf changs... ive definitely posted my hate on here in some other topic(s), but its money... my uncle is currently trying to get me a job as a safety supervisor. my friends who work construction tell me that id be the most hated dude on the site, but for $20 an hour, i dont mind. the best part about it is that you do no work. the only times people have been fired is for falling asleep on the job. the guys who have held this position are getting older, thus assing out all the time. they gotta make way for the young bucks (me).

[paraquat]

Over-night master control operator for a cable company. I make sure TV is flowing to the public with no black spots. My friends think i just watch TV all night, I do.  I get to night sesh on my Break which keeps me sane. The pay is good and the bennies are dope , so can't complain.

[sophisto000]

bullshit sando shop, awesome sandos (eat free daily +) IDIOT owners, schooln too. anybody got ins at a server job in sf?? got mad experience....

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

still looking. i may be getting this job as a case technician for people on unemployment. irony.

[WOOT]

I work at a skate shop five days a week and also work construction off and on. Gets pretty intense sometimes. But for some reason still cant make ends meet. I also am in the process of manufacturing boards too, I want to start my own company with consistent american made boards at a good price. Conform skateboards is almost in production. i will hook up boards soon if u pay shipping because i need some R&D from u guys.

[cowmoolester]

I'm available for hire

http://www.break.com/index/old-man-lifts-fridge-over-his-head.html

[jalopy james]

kitchen work mainly right now, which sorta sucks. but because of this oil crisis, i might be getting a job doing hazmat shit for 18.50/hr for at least 80 hrs a week. first meeting is tomorrow.  the job is only for like 6 months, but that's all i need. i also started teaching piano and guitar to a couple of rich kids, which has been fun so far. i only charge 20 an hour and it usually doesn't last longer than two hours, so that just goes to the beer/bud fund.

[palmtree12233]

student so for now im just working the summers at comic-con and random skate shit inbetween
if any slappers want to get into comic-con for free hit me up

[buttpirate]

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Jobs... How do they work?

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Apparently, it involves trading time for money. Total bullshit, since time is relative.

lol

[DevilOnEnzyte]

I'm a mechanic for a Buick/Cadillac/GMC dealership.
Make $22 an hour, but it's commision, so if there's no work, I'm not getting paid.
Great job though, for the most part

[El Chupacabra]

I sculpt maxilo-facial prosthetics.

If you lose a nose, I'm your man.

And I'm in grad skool.

[Sleazy]

kitchen work mainly right now, which sorta sucks. but because of this oil crisis, i might be getting a job doing hazmat shit for 18.50/hr for at least 80 hrs a week. first meeting is tomorrow.  the job is only for like 6 months, but that's all i need. i also started teaching piano and guitar to a couple of rich kids, which has been fun so far. i only charge 20 an hour and it usually doesn't last longer than two hours, so that just goes to the beer/bud fund.

heard that's a dangerous sketchy gig. aren't you out in the water for 6 month straight and have to do super sketchy things like jumping into the oil soaked water?

[jack burton]

Right now im workin at a cafe on the grounds of a really cool arty place. Gotta deal with a lot of shit heads but for 10 dollars an hour plus tips i guess i cant complain till i find some thing better.

[kevbo999]

That's cool man, I serve banquets.  You get along with the penguins at your hotel?

To the glass making dude, that's sick, would love to get into some creative niche market like that.

I just posted an ad and am working on a flyer to shovel driveways.  I really just wanna work for myself.  No idea if it'll work out, but hopefully I can snake a bunch of clients from dudes with snowblowers charging more.

[lurkdaddyABD]

i work at ccs

[Sleazy]

i just got promoted to software architect and i just signed a book deal to write a book on the technology we use at my work. should be a fun year. hopefully be able to keep up with skating while i'm working on the book.

[Donkey Lips]

i just got promoted to software architect and i just signed a book deal to write a book on the technology we use at my work. should be a fun year. hopefully be able to keep up with skating while i'm working on the book.

Good luck with that man. Congrats on the deal.

I'm in my 3rd round of interviews for a designer position at a newspaper/magazine publishing house. Pretty stoked since it's across the street from my place.

[Sleazy]

props donkey lips. i call the 3rd interview the fart interview, meaning you'd have to fart during the interview not to get the job.

you going to be a production designer?