GET READY FOR SOME BEAMZ: i run a skateboard company, work at an advertising firm, write for skate and lifestyle magazines and tv/film scripts, currently working on filming a show pilot i wrote, and i jerk off to myself in the mirror while i cry because something about me sad gets me off...this takes up most of my day. i used to work on music videos full time but that sucked and all the uncreative fucks get all the work and money because they smoke so much meat cigar.
my dream job is either a lottery winner, trophy husband, god of an island i discovered getting lost to bed bath and beyond,monkey babysitter, or a gynecologist.