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Re: Jobs
« Reply #90 on: February 05, 2010, 01:16:08 AM »
suprised that guy can scream, heard he's always got his dick in his mouth

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« Reply #91 on: February 05, 2010, 01:47:22 AM »
 yeah, I got his phone number, were cool now

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #92 on: February 05, 2010, 04:06:23 AM »
LAST DAY ON MY CURRENT JOB

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #93 on: February 05, 2010, 07:01:38 AM »
Currently working as a part-time 'librarian' at university of toronto - in between my masters degree... but all I do is answer emails and make screen-casts pretty much all day - sucks. They've got the golden hand-cuffs on me right now. Pays so good its impossible to leave... but contracts up in a few months (august), so I'm gonna be looking for something better then...

Saw a cool job at the public library the other day... $38/hr - it was something like teen outreach coordinator for a branch... everyone else I know is scared of teenagers... most teenagers i know are the coolest shit - not all jaded, faded and regular like lots of people get.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #94 on: February 05, 2010, 07:13:01 AM »
38 an hours good, didn't realize library work paid that well

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #95 on: February 05, 2010, 07:25:46 AM »
38 an hours good, didn't realize library work paid that well

Its ridiculous man. But, I'll take it if I can get it. Also, its kinda sweet that there are libraries in like every fucking city in the world.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #96 on: February 05, 2010, 07:59:23 AM »
and librarians in every library


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Re: Jobs
« Reply #97 on: February 05, 2010, 08:29:37 AM »
I just got hired yesterday by a web based company for a marketing position. Before that I was being paid 15/h to record classes at my university hahaha, the pay was sweet but this new job isn't the punch clock type and will give me experience in the business world plus could lead to some career opportunities. Im really fucking hyped.
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Re: Jobs
« Reply #98 on: February 05, 2010, 08:32:01 AM »
you can stack some paper in the web marketing game and from what i've heard it's not that hard, just a lot of work.

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« Reply #99 on: February 05, 2010, 10:17:14 AM »
its all about search engine optimization and the linking game. my dads been doing it for years and hasnt had a job since. definitely some money to be made and after you get it going you can basically just work an hour or two a day and you're set.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #100 on: February 05, 2010, 12:48:34 PM »
Auctioneer at a small provincial sale room in England. If you ever need advice on mid century/modern design furniture, I'm your man.
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Re: Jobs
« Reply #101 on: February 05, 2010, 01:12:18 PM »
Auctioneer at a small provincial sale room in England. If you ever need advice on mid century/modern design furniture, I'm your man.

whoa rad. do you collect?

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #102 on: February 06, 2010, 02:56:06 AM »
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Auctioneer at a small provincial sale room in England. If you ever need advice on mid century/modern design furniture, I'm your man.
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Far too fucking much, its hard not too.
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Re: Jobs
« Reply #103 on: March 03, 2010, 09:07:44 AM »
and librarians in every library


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« Reply #104 on: March 03, 2010, 01:22:55 PM »
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38 an hours good, didn't realize library work paid that well
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Its ridiculous man. But, I'll take it if I can get it. Also, its kinda sweet that there are libraries in like every fucking city in the world.

are you working on a masters in library science? that's a decent gig dude. my ma works at a library, i was visiting her today and checking out books that were over 100 years old... that's dope as hell man, good luck!

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #105 on: March 03, 2010, 01:44:22 PM »
still workin in a skateshop
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Re: Jobs
« Reply #106 on: March 03, 2010, 04:02:02 PM »
I help my girl run a health food store, and will be going back to school in the fall. I've felt like a piece of shit for far too long and want a living I enjoy. I'll be going for Industrial Design. I used to be a Centennial Wireless salesperson and a National Business Ordering Rep for Cingular/ATT.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #107 on: March 03, 2010, 08:16:35 PM »
I stock the shelves at a library; part time job

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #108 on: March 04, 2010, 06:31:05 AM »
been at my new job for almost a month and it's amazing. probably the best job i've had. i've had one that was an equally cool environment but i wasn't as established so this one's probably more fun. at this job they put me on the architecture team and being a software architect has been a long term career goal so I'm stoked because this gets me closer to that goal but really the main thing is that the works just a lot of fun on my team. if you program you frequently bitch about how people design stuff. well being on the architecture team it's my job to bitch about that kind of stuff and then come up with better designs that address the problem. so now i get to actually change the designs and then get to hear other people bitch about my designs, haha, fantastic.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #109 on: March 04, 2010, 10:40:29 AM »
I work in an old fashioned darkroom. It's cool but in the winter I only see daylight for maybe 30 minutes in each day.


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Re: Jobs
« Reply #110 on: May 19, 2010, 06:34:02 PM »
Don't have a job. Have never had a real job, I've done shit for people and have gotten paid, but that never counts. Ever. No work experience (that means no volunteer work also), quit blindly filling out applications in the hope that maybe one of them will "fall through the cracks" and get me in the door. My life is becoming that of Bachelor Frog's.

I'm in college and feel like a deadbeat when I overhear classmates talk about work. I've got a little over two grand in leftover grant money that I've been kind of living off of. I don't necessarily need the money, but I certainly feel the need to go work because I am bored.

Ideal jobs:
-Sex store sales associate
-library/bookstore
-Video rental place
-greenhouse


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Re: Jobs
« Reply #111 on: May 19, 2010, 11:29:02 PM »
Landscaping yo!  Under the table pay is awesome fuck uncle Sam

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #112 on: May 20, 2010, 05:00:51 AM »
Interview this evening for a page designer job at a newspaper/magazine publisher. Stoked because it's a smaller company, better people, work I can feel good about.  Not stoked - it's a newspaper so I'm probably going to take a heavy pay cut if I accept the job.

By Jan. 1st I have to decide whether my own business will be a skate shop, or whether I'll try to get all MadMen on everybody and do my own agency.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #113 on: May 20, 2010, 06:18:25 AM »
Jobs... How do they work?
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Re: Jobs
« Reply #114 on: May 20, 2010, 09:05:25 AM »
Jobs... How do they work?

Apparently, it involves trading time for money. Total bullshit, since time is relative.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #115 on: May 20, 2010, 09:21:23 AM »
i wish i was one of those guys that drives those big machines on construction sites... i dont even know what the fuck they are called. my dad (who used to do it) and my friends who do it keep saying "NO YOU DONT". i have a fascination with those machines.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #116 on: May 20, 2010, 09:49:12 AM »
Jobs... How do they work?
Good question, and I don't want any job-having scientists to answer it, either! Jobbalos!

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #117 on: May 20, 2010, 11:41:56 AM »
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Jobs... How do they work?
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Good question, and I don't want any job-having scientists to answer it, either! Jobbalos!
Fuckin miracles!

ps, kind of off topic, but me and my buddy were discussing juggalos (more so ICP and "Miracles") and he made a good point. He said at least one of the dude's has to be somewhat smart if they've been leading a whole revolution of pig stye human things to live like used diapers for over 10 years now. Personally, I think it's just a domino effect where some juggalo's started up a scene in their area and it just kept feeding on itself.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #118 on: May 20, 2010, 01:02:48 PM »
GET READY FOR SOME BEAMZ: i run a skateboard company, work at an advertising firm, write for skate and lifestyle magazines and tv/film scripts, currently working on filming a show pilot i wrote, and i jerk off to myself in the mirror while i cry because something about me sad gets me off...this takes up most of my day. i used to work on music videos full time but that sucked and all the uncreative fucks get all the work and money because they smoke so much meat cigar.

my dream job is either a lottery winner, trophy husband, god of an island i discovered getting lost to bed bath and beyond,monkey babysitter, or a gynecologist.
I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #119 on: May 20, 2010, 06:14:00 PM »
I take pictures of models wearing affliction and all this shit. I hate it, I hate it so damn much. But they have some sick RVCA stuff.