"Dear Mr. Berra,
Please keep in mind when lurking these message boards that any opinions expressed herein regarding your skate career, movie career, skatepark, website, online mailorder shop, video sections, fake spots, yellow flat rails, portable red benches, religion, sexual preferences, Hollywood friends, appearance on Felicity, crybabyness, lackeys like Buttery_D, kook level, and thetan level are solely the opinions of a large majority of all skateboarders as a whole. Furthermore, should you find any cocks photoshopped into AK-47s jizzing on your face, or a photoshop of you as Jesus carrying a cross with trucks that represents the entire skateboard industry, please don't get your panties in a bunch and start trying to expose people on Twitter who don't really give a fuck anyway. Slap Magazine and it's subsidiaries would like to point out that you brought this on yourself and your name was not drawn out of a hat nor are you the victim of evil Slap Pals and their mob mentality. You are simply a kook who deserves every bit of hate you get and more. Quit fucking crying. Enjoy."