Mike Maldonado: East coast powerhouse

[DARIA]

im down for a comeback







if you dont get hyped, your a faggot, and you really should quit skating and do everyone a favor.

[Chipper]

if you dont get hyped, your a faggot, and you really should quit skating and do everyone a favor.

I agree.

[heckler]

Mike is the shit, I don't understand how he rides away from half of the stuff he does. The landing on that frontside lipslide in his JOAB building part is so fucked up. Someone should post his part in Plain and Simple, it's pretty recent and I can't find it anywhere.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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if you dont get hyped, your a faggot, and you really should quit skating and do everyone a favor.

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I agree.

I'm better at skateboarding than everyone in this thread and i didn't get hyped. I'm sure it's the exact opposite.

[Chipper]

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if you dont get hyped, your a faggot, and you really should quit skating and do everyone a favor.

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I agree.

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I'm better at skateboarding than everyone in this thread and i didn't get hyped. I'm sure it's the exact opposite.

Aww... that's cute. You have hope in yourself.

[DARIA]

haha?.... was that forreal? HAHA

[ChildoftheGhetto]

that doesn't make any sense

[ProjectBluebeam]

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if you dont get hyped, your a faggot, and you really should quit skating and do everyone a favor.

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I agree.

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I'm better at skateboarding than everyone in this thread and i didn't get hyped. I'm sure it's the exact opposite.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WOW!!!!

[DARIA]

haha?.... was that forreal? HAHA

that doesn't make any sense

as in are you forreal really sucking your own dick

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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haha?.... was that forreal? HAHA

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that doesn't make any sense

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as in are you forreal really sucking your own dick

I wasn't even referring to your post, but telling the truth isn't "sucking your own dick". You and pretty much everyone else on slap sucks at skateboarding. That's pretty much a fact.

[TMKF]

these days its so hard to have a favorite skateboarder because everyone is so good and skating is just different now, but maldonado was my favorite skateboarder for years when i was a kid. from "welcome to hell" to the fairman's video, to the first division industry section, as i said before this is kinda kid stuff or maybe it isnt i dont have a fav skater anymore and havent for years, but maldonado killed it all the way up to baker 2g. id definitely be down for a comeback!!!

[mooraga]

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if you dont get hyped, your a faggot, and you really should quit skating and do everyone a favor.

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I agree.

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I'm better at skateboarding than everyone in this thread and i didn't get hyped. I'm sure it's the exact opposite.

slap: here is your next "one in a million"

[Camel Lights]

hands down, been one of my favorites since welcome to hell. Baker needs to back up their boy, badly. If Lenono can still be on that shit, then maldonado need some serious comeback shit.

[DARIA]

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haha?.... was that forreal? HAHA

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that doesn't make any sense

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as in are you forreal really sucking your own dick

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I wasn't even referring to your post, but telling the truth isn't "sucking your own dick". You and pretty much everyone else on slap sucks at skateboarding. That's pretty much a fact.

i agree, if you take a trip to the bay area you should hit me up, ill show you a real ledge higher than two curbs and dont worry i wont make you bomb any hills or take you to east oakland.

maybe after you'll learn a little something about skateboarding and maybe lose your landing pose style after being vibed from everyone at the spots.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

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haha?.... was that forreal? HAHA

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that doesn't make any sense

[close]

as in are you forreal really sucking your own dick

[close]

I wasn't even referring to your post, but telling the truth isn't "sucking your own dick". You and pretty much everyone else on slap sucks at skateboarding. That's pretty much a fact.

[close]

i agree, if you take a trip to the bay area you should hit me up, ill show you a real ledge higher than two curbs and dont worry i wont make you bomb any hills or take you to east oakland.

maybe after you'll learn a little something about skateboarding and maybe lose your landing pose style after being vibed from everyone at the spots.

HAHAHA you're acting like you actually go to east oakland. And even if you do, everyone knows damn near any hood in america is safe before dark.

[east is in the house]

here you go ATM



one of the reasons why bootleg was awesome



I must have bought seven or eigth of his boards while he was on bootleg...real bummer to hear strickland talk about why giving him a board helped the company go under. can't say I didn't do my part to prevent that shit from happening!

[heckler]

That's his 411 part, this was newer and he had a full part

[TMKF]

I've never seen that 411 part, it was SICK though, i love pete's firecracker down fs heel up the 5...flawless

[Ben LDL]

Can anyone who's been on here for a while tell me if Child of the Ghetto is a joke or not. I find it hard to believe that he's actually like this.

[rawbertson.]

he is not a joke, although i have seen his footage he is better than me, but i can guarantee i can ollie way higher than him and im white and shorter than him. he is not as good as he makes himself sound. he doesnt even fucking ride for any body so he can lick my nuts. you dont see me on here jacking off. maybe once in awhile but he is every day its getting pretty annoying. its like dude we know you are good we dont need to fucking hear it every day. go get some fucking legit sponsors if you are so fucking good then. clown.

[sirfinbar]

Can anyone who's been on here for a while tell me if Child of the Ghetto is a joke or not. I find it hard to believe that he's actually like this.

He's about 80% real and 20% troll account, he's an actual person who seems to truly hold the opinions that he shares, but he also goes out of his way to bait people into arguments. Naturally, arguing with him is lose/lose because he feels that "angering all the faggots on SLAP" is a worthwhile endeavor in itself. What's most impressive is his sheer dedication to posting some hate in almost every single thread, so a fun game is to try to predict what he'll say about something... he follows a pretty consistent template for the most part. For example, once he reads this post about himself, he'll probably tell me to "get off his dick" and suggest that I suck at skating because I spend SooOoOooOo much time on the internet. I might as well ask him a question while I'm at it: COTG, you've said that you even clown on the pros you like, so what would say about P-Rod or PJ Ladd if you HAD to make fun of them? I am genuinely curious, even though I know I'll never get a straight answer from you.

[DARIA]

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haha?.... was that forreal? HAHA

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that doesn't make any sense

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as in are you forreal really sucking your own dick

[close]

I wasn't even referring to your post, but telling the truth isn't "sucking your own dick". You and pretty much everyone else on slap sucks at
skateboarding. That's pretty much a fact.

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i agree, if you take a trip to the bay area you should hit me up, ill show you a real ledge higher than two curbs and dont worry i wont make you bomb any hills or take you to east oakland

maybe after you'll learn a little something about skateboarding and maybe lose your landing pose style after being vibed from everyone at the spots.

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HAHAHA you're acting like you actually go to east oakland. And even if you do, everyone knows damn near any hood in america is safe before dark

psh I dunno what kind of ghetto you live in child but I've been to spots in Oakland in broad daylight 1pm on a sunny fuckin afternoon skating the metal ledge mike Carroll and Clark hassler bs smithed (both different ways) and me and my homies saw a guy start taking off lug nuts of a truck parked 20 feet away from the spot. Get the fuck outta here ChildOfSuburbia. Fake ass bitch   

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Because seeing someone steal someone's rims put you in harms way.

[rawbertson.]

answer the questions pussy

[MikeyPioggia]

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if you dont get hyped, your a faggot, and you really should quit skating and do everyone a favor.

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I agree.

[DEDBBIS]

Maldonado is all over the place with song selection. Pink Floyd to Ludacris to Grant Green.

[papasmurfsdog]

Mike Maldonado is awesome!!! Where the fuck has he been?

[DEDBBIS]

Mike Maldonado is awesome!!! Where the fuck has he been?

In the blackhole known as Bootleg.

[sirfinbar]

ANSWER ME CHILDOFTHEGHETTO!!!

[blankbutbranded]

COTG have more in common with George Michael than Obama.

I bet he's scared to drink a 40 and smoke weed in public in an back alley like the ones we see in the movie COLORS.

He's a nerd not a real homebwaye.