Author Topic: Cruiser Winners Tally: The List is Complete (Read 36630 times)

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #30 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:01:16 AM »

That's going to give you a heart attack. It probably taste good though.

Shralpington · « **Reply #31 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:06:12 AM »

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

boyan · « **Reply #32 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:25:03 AM »

Quote from: Cthulhu! on December 04, 2009, 11:01:16 AM

That's going to give you a heart attack. It probably taste good though.

PatrickSkateman · « **Reply #33 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:34:28 AM »

What, no love for turkey bacon?

grimcity · « **Reply #34 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:34:58 AM »

Quote from: boyan on December 04, 2009, 10:16:22 AM

I still don't get it

http://www.zenetti.com/skateteam/

Damn, I wonder if Jereme is still under contract.

boyan · « **Reply #35 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:41:47 AM »

Quote from: grimcity on December 04, 2009, 11:34:58 AM

Quote from: boyan on December 04, 2009, 10:16:22 AM
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I still don't get it

http://www.zenetti.com/skateteam/
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Damn, I wonder if Jereme is still under contract.

he was still on girl at the time, that's been a while now

grimcity · « **Reply #36 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:52:32 AM »

I enjoyed reading his little bio thingy. That '05 rookie of the year is gonna be the future of skating!

ahlee · « **Reply #37 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:57:06 AM »

All that money and free wheels and they build the lamest fucking cars.

oyolar · « **Reply #38 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:02:45 PM »

I wrote a song where all I would say is "My name is Jeff." over and over. I also enjoy those sentences where you can put a major punctuation (i.e. "!," ".," "?") in the middle of the sentence.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #39 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:03:19 PM »

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face?

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #40 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:05:15 PM »

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, "Wanna go inside and get shit faced??"

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #41 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:06:36 PM »

Why was the strawberry crying? Because her mother was in a jam.

ctsskate · « **Reply #42 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:07:10 PM »

^^^ http://tinyurl.com/ygt598k

oyolar · « **Reply #43 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:09:30 PM »

Women's rights.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #44 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:09:36 PM »

a baby seal walks into a club.

ahlee · « **Reply #45 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:10:41 PM »

whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

eric clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #46 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:12:22 PM »

Haha!

boyan · « **Reply #47 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:14:03 PM »

Quote from: grimcity on December 04, 2009, 11:52:32 AM

I enjoyed reading his little bio thingy. That '05 rookie of the year is gonna be the future of skating!

he actually seemed like a nice kid when he was little

sirfinbar · « **Reply #48 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:19:01 PM »

posting while riding on a train to win

scootboard · « **Reply #49 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:19:11 PM »

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #50 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:20:31 PM »

I love cats.

ChrisGilmour · « **Reply #51 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:21:28 PM »

Quote from: sirfinbar on December 04, 2009, 12:19:01 PM

posting while riding on a train to win

posting while in school to win

oreofilling24 · « **Reply #52 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:21:46 PM »

home from school

sirfinbar · « **Reply #53 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:28:09 PM »

this thread only works when it gets updated, posting today is pointless it was the first post of the day that won

gordon bombay · « **Reply #54 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:31:43 PM »

why is it called a blow job? why not call it a suck job? theres more sucking than blowing being done

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #55 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:39:33 PM »

Quote from: gordon bombay on December 04, 2009, 12:31:43 PM

why is it called a blow job? why not call it a suck job? theres more sucking than blowing being done

Cause your dick blows jizz all over the place??

gordon bombay · « **Reply #56 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:41:41 PM »

hmm true. suck job sounds awesomer though.

"i hate that girl, she gives a great suck job though"

X_x · « **Reply #57 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:42:41 PM »

A guy goes to a Halloween party in just his pants. A girl asks what are you. He says "A premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants"

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #58 on:** December 04, 2009, 12:43:24 PM »

Quote from: gordon bombay on December 04, 2009, 12:41:41 PM

hmm true. suck job sounds awesomer though.

"i hate that girl, she gives a great suck job though"

"Suck it bitch...I'm gonna blow this load in yo face!" Or something along those lines....

drunk guy · « **Reply #59 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:00:11 PM »

hell yeah ahlee

Author Topic: Cruiser Winners Tally: The List is Complete (Read 36630 times)

Shralpington

oreofilling24

X_x