Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154256 times)

sven thorkel · « **on:** December 04, 2009, 11:00:37 AM »

best show on TV right now. lets discuss.

Snooki: what a little pocket slut. when she brought home that mike carrol look alike and he just puked all over the place i lost it
The Situation: refers to himself in third person, awww hahaha
Pauly D: that hair. looks like hes wearing a crown of goop
Ronnie: "I should have just pounded out Snickers on friday night"
Jwow: got to keep em separated
Angelika: she b fukin up all da guidos mack game
Vinny: meh
Sammi Sweetheart: meh

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #1 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:06:05 AM »

I haven't seen it yet, looks pretty hilarious.

jack burton · « **Reply #2 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:13:55 AM »

being from jersey i find this embarrassing but i also thought the show was hilarious. im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.

yeah dude! · « **Reply #3 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:29:20 AM »

Quote from: jack burton on December 04, 2009, 11:13:55 AM

being from jersey i find this embarrassing but i also thought the show was hilarious. im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.

channel/day/time?

the ragamuffin · « **Reply #4 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:30:23 AM »

We couldn't find cards for drinking games last night, and some girl put it on. Absolutely ridiculous, had all of us laughing pretty hard. The introduction of the people couldn't have been written, it was so perfect.

You're pretty on point with your descriptions. JWOWW and the Situation...

SFblah · « **Reply #5 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:35:31 AM »

Saw it for the first time last night because the girlfriend made me watch it. One word: Amazing.

gordon bombay · « **Reply #6 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:38:29 AM »

snooks?

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:48:48 AM »

what the fuck, and where can I watch this in Canada?

gordon bombay · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:00:26 PM »

its on mtv so im assuming you should get it up north, no?

not gonna lie, always had a thing for guidettes in some sort of smutty, weird way. maybe i should go out in hoboken this weekend

brycickle · « **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:37:40 PM »

Quote from: gordon bombay on December 04, 2009, 11:38:29 AM

snooks?

Inspirational. Next time I go to the park, I'm taking a twelver of zima.

Jura · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:38:50 PM »

Hey, all those fools are from Staten Island, FYI.

I mean, dont get me wrong, we have some serious guidos, but NOT like that.

Those peeps are straight SI trash. WAY worse than anything from NJ.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:49:15 PM »

THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.

Nic · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2009, 01:58:55 PM »

I laughed every time I saw the commercial and the guy talks about fist pumping with a huge sweat stain.

I planned on watching it I had it turned on but then I had to poop and it seemed like I would like pooping more.

brooklyn brawler · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2009, 02:00:27 PM »

The best is when the guy points to his stomach and goes, "We have a situation here."

Then he lifts up his shirt and shows that the situation is his beautiful abs.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2009, 03:12:03 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on December 04, 2009, 02:00:27 PM

The best is when the guy points to his stomach and goes, "We have a situation here."

Then he lifts up his shirt and shows that the situation is his beautiful abs.

before punching that guy,

Pauly D: "The Situation says to me, I think we got a situation here."

cold budweisers · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2009, 03:38:08 PM »

i just sat down and watched every episode on mtv.com. this show has changed my life. my favorite line is when the situation is cooking dinner with sammi and pauly is like 'that's some wifey material' and the situation says 'that's good material right there.' or when snooki brings that geek guido home and the situation says 'you guys look cute together' and the geek says 'your boy is right' or something to that effect, and then the situation looks right at the camera. so many great moments.

HoneyBear · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2009, 05:56:34 PM »

lazy · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2009, 06:08:37 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on December 04, 2009, 01:49:15 PM

THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.

love this show, I just love how the guidos and guidettes act. I feel like I"m studying animals.

^ how can you not want to bang that..................

Quote from: Nic on December 04, 2009, 01:58:55 PM

I laughed every time I saw the commercial and the guy talks about fist pumping with a huge sweat stain.

I planned on watching it I had it turned on but then I had to poop and it seemed like I would like pooping more.

he wears those sweat stains proudly - shows how much fist pumpin he does

sven thorkel · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM »

snooki looks almost inuit. i cant wait to see her fail with more guidos

carbonite · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2009, 08:30:24 PM »

sausage and peppers...killing it

scootboard · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2009, 08:43:16 PM »

Quote from: sven thorkel on December 04, 2009, 11:00:37 AM

Snooki: what a little pocket slut. when she brought home that mike carrol look alike and he just puked all over the place i lost it
The Situation: refers to himself in third person, awww hahaha
Pauly D: that hair. looks like hes wearing a crown of goop
Ronnie: "I should have just pounded out Snickers on friday night"
Jwow: got to keep em separated
Angelika: she b fukin up all da guidos mack game
Vinny: meh
Sammi Sweetheart: meh

it took me so long to figure out this wasnt a script

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2009, 09:19:42 PM »

thank you slap for introducing me to this show

Pelican · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2009, 10:26:23 PM »

im so glad i got cable in time for this show.

WATCHINg right noW OMG

snickers · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2009, 10:48:00 PM »

Quote from: brooklyn brawler on December 04, 2009, 01:49:15 PM

THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION RIGHT NOW.

Watson · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:01:23 PM »

Quote from: jack burton on December 04, 2009, 11:13:55 AM

im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.

Dude when they showed that clip on "This season on...." I actually was like "OH SHIT!" And cupped my mouth.

When I finally see it I'll be like "OH SHIT!" and cup my mouth.

Looked like Ronnie punching out Snooki? Could it be?!

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Watson on December 04, 2009, 11:01:23 PM

Quote from: jack burton on December 04, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
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im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.
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Dude when they showed that clip on "This season on...." I actually was like "OH SHIT!" And cupped my mouth.

When I finally see it I'll be like "OH SHIT!" and cup my mouth.

Looked like Ronnie punching out Snooki? Could it be?!

im gonna yell at the screen if anyone punches ~~snickers~~ snookie

zipzinger666 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 04, 2009, 11:24:56 PM »

how many episodes have aired so far? did i miss the second one?

Jupiter · « **Reply #27 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:22:54 AM »

captivating television

jack burton · « **Reply #28 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:30:15 AM »

Quote from: Watson on December 04, 2009, 11:01:23 PM

Quote from: jack burton on December 04, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
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im excited to watch the dude punch the broad in the face.
[close]

Dude when they showed that clip on "This season on...." I actually was like "OH SHIT!" And cupped my mouth.

When I finally see it I'll be like "OH SHIT!" and cup my mouth.

Looked like Ronnie punching out Snooki? Could it be?!

i dont know man but that was a full on punch. im not positive but i feel like after that shot they showed a scene with a girl licking her wounds. cant fuckin wait. after this im taking full advantage of my grandparents jersey shore house.

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #29 on:** December 05, 2009, 12:51:49 AM »

Quote from: jack burton on December 05, 2009, 12:30:15 AM

after this im taking full advantage of my grandparents jersey shore house.

do this! live out slap's current collective fantasy, and report back

Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154256 times)

yeah dude!

Beeda Weeda

Jura

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Nic

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