Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154277 times)

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1140 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:26:27 AM »

I missed it

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #1141 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:35:02 AM »

i watched it last night, and had no idea what the fuck was going on. that one broad did slam a few times, tha twas ok.

eight oh eight · « **Reply #1142 on:** August 20, 2011, 01:52:01 AM »

sure enough when ron and sam hook up again, all the drama goes down. sucks since single ronnie was doing good.

Mooley · « **Reply #1143 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:02:10 AM »

Sitch getting knocked out looks like the next episode? Should be good. Really hope they don't pull that ending the episode right before the fight shit again this season.

slappyslap · « **Reply #1144 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:22:05 AM »

without the situation the show would be nothing

tobey · « **Reply #1145 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:24:02 AM »

Quote from: Mooley on August 20, 2011, 10:02:10 AM

Sitch getting knocked out looks like the next episode? Should be good. Really hope they don't pull that ending the episode right before the fight shit again this season.

i hope so to but they are gona end up doing that

ticklefingers · « **Reply #1146 on:** August 21, 2011, 09:23:27 PM »

#twinning

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1147 on:** August 22, 2011, 04:14:56 AM »

Toot toot. There's a Ronnie train coming through and the situation is on the tracks.

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #1148 on:** August 22, 2011, 06:28:57 AM »

Catching feelings over Snookie? Dude should thank Ronnie for knocking some sense into him.

InternetDaddy · « **Reply #1149 on:** August 22, 2011, 08:24:14 AM »

Ronnie's like a silverback with a six year old's brain.

Nick.. · « **Reply #1150 on:** August 22, 2011, 10:10:36 AM »

#Lesbionic

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1151 on:** August 23, 2011, 07:17:23 AM »

It goes without saying that Sitch will get laid out by Ronnie next episode. It surprises me that he loses his cool and screams at Ronnie, because usually every season the scenario is "Sitch runs his mouth - Ronnie catches wind of it - Ronnie confronts Sitch in the kitchen - Sitch does a high voiced spin-off placing the blame on somebody else - they both act like buds after."

Him losing his cool will ultimately lead to Kindu..err...Ronnie flattening him into tan mush.

Jennie looks like a foot now. You guys are right. It sucks.

Snookie doesn't look good now. She doesn't look as terrible, but far from good my bros.

To me, the ultimate players in the house are Pauly and Deena. Pauly's ability to not give a shit about anything increases his tail-pulling mana by 15%. Deena on the other hand, has both genders to choose from, and as we saw the other day, she pulled Mike's twin opportunity away at the drop of a hat. Bitch is troll-ish, but the bitch gets things done.

Vinnie is nothing without Pauly.

Fuck everything about Sammie.

carbonite · « **Reply #1152 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:35:03 AM »

take this show on the road pls

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-08-23/jersey-shore-the-musical/

finknoos · « **Reply #1153 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:52:59 AM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on August 23, 2011, 07:17:23 AM

It goes without saying that Sitch will get laid out by Ronnie next episode. It surprises me that he loses his cool and screams at Ronnie, because usually every season the scenario is "Sitch runs his mouth - Ronnie catches wind of it - Ronnie confronts Sitch in the kitchen - Sitch does a high voiced spin-off placing the blame on somebody else - they both act like buds after."

Him losing his cool will ultimately lead to Kindu..err...Ronnie flattening him into tan mush.

Jennie looks like a foot now. You guys are right. It sucks.

Snookie doesn't look good now. She doesn't look as terrible, but far from good my bros.

To me, the ultimate players in the house are Pauly and Deena. Pauly's ability to not give a shit about anything increases his tail-pulling mana by 15%. Deena on the other hand, has both genders to choose from, and as we saw the other day, she pulled Mike's twin opportunity away at the drop of a hat. Bitch is troll-ish, but the bitch gets things done.

Vinnie is nothing without Pauly.

Fuck everything about Sammie.

sweet now i dont even need to watch any of it

BuddyPal · « **Reply #1154 on:** August 25, 2011, 08:01:56 PM »

looks like Mike won that fight

GarglesCmen · « **Reply #1155 on:** August 25, 2011, 08:17:08 PM »

Quote from: BuddyPal on August 25, 2011, 08:01:56 PM

looks like Mike won that fight

hahahah

Reggie Nobles · « **Reply #1156 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:26:38 PM »

I'm not sure who won it looks like a toss up

Giovanni Falcone · « **Reply #1157 on:** August 25, 2011, 09:51:00 PM »

I don't know what movie, but I've seen some angry dumbass slap both his hands on the wall and say, "LET'S DO THIS!!!!" Fuck hahaha Jersey Shore is so weird!!

brent · « **Reply #1158 on:** August 25, 2011, 11:11:16 PM »

hahaha that flatline sound effect is ridiculous

he didn't fuckin' die

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #1159 on:** August 26, 2011, 04:15:43 AM »

I hope they dub out all of Sammie's squawking "STAWWWP" before it airs on Sunday. That sound just seems like it would make them more aggressive.

As for the fight, typical grapple shit. It figures the only fight that actually had shots landed, was the one the cameras didn't catch (Ronnie vs some random dude). ONE HIT SON.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #1160 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:20:35 AM »

over edited really gay, but i still was stoked alst night, ronnie clearly has done enough steriods to kill the entire cast.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #1161 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:32:54 PM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on August 26, 2011, 04:15:43 AM

I hope they dub out all of Sammie's squawking "STAWWWP" before it airs on Sunday. That sound just seems like it would make them more aggressive.

As for the fight, typical grapple shit. It figures the only fight that actually had shots landed, was the one the cameras didn't catch (Ronnie vs some random dude). ONE HIT SON.

the "come at me bro" fight has some shots landed

Blue Fescue · « **Reply #1162 on:** August 26, 2011, 03:53:18 PM »

"Hows your face feel?"

crackrazor · « **Reply #1163 on:** August 26, 2011, 06:34:34 PM »

That was a good one.

sufodiv · « **Reply #1164 on:** August 26, 2011, 06:47:24 PM »

did anyone see the situations spit come out of his mouth when he was screaming?

eight oh eight · « **Reply #1165 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:51:29 PM »

Couldn't tell which blows got sitch's face all redded up like that, but damn!

Tale Crab · « **Reply #1166 on:** August 26, 2011, 08:35:33 PM »

Well that was friendly, trying to hug him to death.

saucy ragu · « **Reply #1167 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:07:11 PM »

Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?

I usually back Pauly 110%, but he's on some manipulative shit. How can he call out Deena for robbing and cockblocking when him and Vinny did the same to her the night before? At least she gave back the girl to finish Vinny off. That's love, and a true pimp move Eazy E could appreciate.

Mooley · « **Reply #1168 on:** August 27, 2011, 05:06:57 PM »

Quote from: saucy rag? on August 26, 2011, 11:07:11 PM

Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?

I usually back Pauly 110%, but he's on some manipulative shit. How can he call out Deena for robbing and cockblocking when him and Vinny did the same to her the night before? At least she gave back the girl to finish Vinny off. That's love, and a true pimp move Eazy E could appreciate.

They were only really cockblocking her because she didn't go take the spare room to bang though, weren't they?

brycickle · « **Reply #1169 on:** August 27, 2011, 07:21:44 PM »

Quote from: saucy rag? on August 26, 2011, 11:07:11 PM

Think Nolan has time to recast Bane for The Dark Knight Rises?

But Bane is intelligent. Ronnie couldn't play intelligent on easy.

Author Topic: Jersey Shore (Read 154277 times)

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