Jersey Shore

[zipzinger666]

One thing is going for her.  That big ass chin can take a punch.

since she "started da freakin poof" im sure she's glad her idea helped absorb some of the impact when she hit the ground...

[TheFifthColumn]

It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction.  Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body.  It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls.  It's terribly dehumanizing.

[zipzinger666]

It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction.  Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body.  It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls.  It's terribly dehumanizing.

and hilarious...

[ctsskate]

ep 3 is on thursday, right? gotta get pumped...

[Stoeipoes]

There's such a good storyline in this show.

[weedpop]

It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction.  Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body.  It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls.  It's terribly dehumanizing.

I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.

[Bobbito]

I wouldn't mind a threesome with Angelina and Sammi. Wouldn't mind at all. 

[sven thorkel]

come on guys, you would all pound out snickers. think about it, she like 4'10". even with an average sized dick you could still stir them gutz up. pull out and watch it rain intestines, i want it the way jeffrey dahmer wants it

[TheFifthColumn]

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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction.  Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body.  It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls.  It's terribly dehumanizing.

[close]

I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.

In real life they do.  They're human after all.  But their needle of a soul is buried inside a haystack of guido clichés.  And MTV makes this worse by exemplifying the most shallow and obnoxious aspects that define a person, and then labeling it as reality.  MTV doesn’t want to portray people as actual human beings; they want to portray them as caricatures.   

[Watson]

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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction.  Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body.  It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls.  It's terribly dehumanizing.

[close]

I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.

[close]

In real life they do.  They're human after all.  But their needle of a soul is buried inside a haystack of guido clichés.  And MTV makes this worse by exemplifying the most shallow and obnoxious aspects that define a person, and then labeling it as reality.  MTV doesn’t want to portray people as actual human beings; they want to portray them as caricatures.

Slow the fuck down Dr. Phil.

One thing is going for her.  That big ass chin can take a punch.

Nice one SF! I was gonna go with this:

[sven thorkel]

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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction.  Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body.  It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls.  It's terribly dehumanizing.

[close]

I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.

a long time ago black people weren't allowed in churches cause they were thought to have no soul. now brothas are the only ones who got soul. times have changed, the sand in the hour glass has done a 180

[Noioso]

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It's funny how whenever MTV makes a show like this, they always tend to over-amplify the superficial and artificial aspects of social interaction.  Both the girls and the guys are so obsessed with the way they look that it's unhealthy; all those implants, excessive tans and steroids are eventually going to take a harsh toll on the body.  It's hard to look past these people's facades to see their souls.  It's terribly dehumanizing.

[close]

I think the jury's still out on whether or not these people actually have souls.

[close]

In real life they do.  They're human after all.  But their needle of a soul is buried inside a haystack of guido clichés.  And MTV makes this worse by exemplifying the most shallow and obnoxious aspects that define a person, and then labeling it as reality.  MTV doesn’t want to portray people as actual human beings; they want to portray them as caricatures.   

As does every reality show. If they were portrayed as "human beings", no one would watch this show or any other reality series. It's okay to laugh at people who are stupid enough to believe that they are in control of their image in a series like this and don't realize that whoever is in control is going to make sure to magnify their worst character traits. Everything is exaggerated to the point of being ridiculous. That's why shit like this is fun to watch.

[sven thorkel]

so who is pumped for tonight?
only 11 hours and 16 minutes till its on here...

[jack burton]

so who is pumped for tonight?
only 11 hours and 16 minutes till its on here...

oh fuck yea. tonight is a great line up for tv.

[Dark Knight]

even with an average sized dick you could still stir them gutz up. pull out and watch it rain intestines

hahahaha

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Would you?

Probably. She'd be the kind of girl you could take home with almost no effort, at any level of intoxication. At some point you just need a wet hole, and if that point came and she was around, I would have no problem "pounding her out." Ideally this would happen in some awkward semipublic place like a bar bathroom or back alley. Then just go home, pass out in my bed alone, and deny anything happened when I walked out with her.
 I couldn't do that to a girl I respect, but unfortunately the desire to do filthy dehumanizing things is still there, so hooking up with girls like that can be sweet. Have you ever fisted a girls asshole? It's wrong. I wouldn't do that to the girl next door.

[EricLogan]

just saw that gif, and that clip from Cheaters in the things that made you laugh thread, and what's with the pandemic of club hopping metrosexual's laying hay makers on bitches?

maybe the man on woman hay-maker is tv's new money shot, and they're given gross amounts of hush money for doing it

[Baker4Life]

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Would you?

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Probably. She'd be the kind of girl you could take home with almost no effort, at any level of intoxication. At some point you just need a wet hole, and if that point came and she was around, I would have no problem "pounding her out." Ideally this would happen in some awkward semipublic place like a bar bathroom or back alley. Then just go home, pass out in my bed alone, and deny anything happened when I walked out with her.
 I couldn't do that to a girl I respect, but unfortunately the desire to do filthy dehumanizing things is still there, so hooking up with girls like that can be sweet. Have you ever fisted a girls asshole? It's wrong. I wouldn't do that to the girl next door.

I probably would end up like this fed up guy at the bar. I think it's some random dude.

[sven thorkel]

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Would you?

[close]

Probably. She'd be the kind of girl you could take home with almost no effort, at any level of intoxication.

the taoists preach the concept of wu wei, effortless action. go with the flow of nature, for getting some action from queen snooks is defiantly effortless

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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Would you?

[close]

Probably. She'd be the kind of girl you could take home with almost no effort, at any level of intoxication. At some point you just need a wet hole, and if that point came and she was around, I would have no problem "pounding her out." Ideally this would happen in some awkward semipublic place like a bar bathroom or back alley. Then just go home, pass out in my bed alone, and deny anything happened when I walked out with her.
 I couldn't do that to a girl I respect, but unfortunately the desire to do filthy dehumanizing things is still there, so hooking up with girls like that can be sweet. Have you ever fisted a girls asshole? It's wrong. I wouldn't do that to the girl next door.

[close]

I probably would end up like this fed up guy at the bar. I think it's some random dude.

That's why alcohol would have to be involved. If I had to go on a date with her, I'd have no choice but to end up punching her in the face. but if I could get wasted at the bar to the point where I can tune out everything but her boobs, and still pull her, I would. But like I said, in some dirty place that isn't my home where I could abandon her once it all ended and before I sobered up.

I am becoming a bigger misogynist than all of the guidos on this show combined at this point. wow.

[Prison Wallet]

As does every reality show. If they were portrayed as "human beings", no one would watch this show or any other reality series.

Intervention

[Jupiter]

someone needs to make a gif of snookie sucking that pickle 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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As does every reality show. If they were portrayed as "human beings", no one would watch this show or any other reality series.

[close]

Intervention

I used to like watching that show until I actually saw a dude who refused treatment panhandling on haight st. He was the dude I used to mock a lot too because he seemed really dumb and was an ex-pro roller blader. Now I can't watch that show anymore.
I didn't give him money because he openly asked for money for beer, and I knew he was an alcoholic whose family was willing to help him, but refused it. It was weird.

PW, you are a counselor of some sort, my family (my mom, dad, and sister are all social workers) have argued whether the interventionists are acting unethical by making a public spectacle of these people, or if they are acting on some idealistic mindset that showing these stories wiill help open people's eyes and get help for themselves or loved ones. What do you think?

[eight oh eight]

Apparent backstory behind this,

"Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd confirmed yesterday that the woman who was hit inside the Beachcomber Bar & Grill a little after 2 a.m. Wednesday was part of MTV’s latest foray at the popular resort town…

Seaside Heights Detective Steve Korman said the suspect, Brad Ferro, 23, of Deer Park, N.Y., was told to stop drinking by bouncers at the Beachcomber Wednesday morning because he appeared intoxicated. The bar’s bouncers let Ferro stay, however, and he eventually stole the female cast member’s alcoholic beverage from the bar and guzzled it down…

Ferro was arrested on simple-assault and disorderly-person charges. The cast member was not treated."

[Prison Wallet]

Yeah man, I don't know. I'm torn I guess.

A&E profits off the personal tragedy, but at the same time provides the best rehab services money can buy.

And you have to question whether or not those families or individuals would seek help without the instant fame involved. But at the same time if the outcome is positive does it matter?

I guess at the end of the day I've got to think the show does more good than harm. And above the individual help the show provides to addicts/families I think there's an educational value. It really humanizes addiction and portrays addiction as a medical condition as opposed to the boogie-man stigma society attaches to it.

I don't know Gip, what do you think?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

^ I don't know, I'm not a counselor. There is a certain oddness about the fact that they video tape their lives under false pretenses, and the question of whether or not they would do it without the show is relevant. I don't think its that unethical, but at the same time, I'm not sure that if I was a counselor, which I'm not, that I would feel comfortable appearing on the show as an interventionist myself.

Apparent backstory behind this,

"Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd confirmed yesterday that the woman who was hit inside the Beachcomber Bar & Grill a little after 2 a.m. Wednesday was part of MTV’s latest foray at the popular resort town…

Seaside Heights Detective Steve Korman said the suspect, Brad Ferro, 23, of Deer Park, N.Y., was told to stop drinking by bouncers at the Beachcomber Wednesday morning because he appeared intoxicated. The bar’s bouncers let Ferro stay, however, and he eventually stole the female cast member’s alcoholic beverage from the bar and guzzled it down…

Ferro was arrested on simple-assault and disorderly-person charges. The cast member was not treated."

That is so gnarly! You can see snickers making a drink motion with her hands too! Kind of makes me like her, talking shit to a gnarly bro who fucked with her, getting socked super hard, and refusing treatment.

[Prison Wallet]

I don't think its that unethical, but at the same time, I'm not sure that if I was a counselor, which I'm not, that I would feel comfortable appearing on the show as an interventionist myself.

The two dude counselors, the younger former meth addict and the older dude with the big ass head are really top notch at what they do. Watching those two do their thing is like weekly professional development for me. The last thing I'd want is a TV show about my job but those two are seriously good.

And that gif with Snooks getting socked--this that the first dude who pounded her out this season?

[Watson]

Fuck, Angelina was a fucking bitch but I was sad to see her fat sexy body walk out that door. She had great tit-fuck tits. Probably good ass to tit-fuck also.

The Situation is such a fuckin helpless situation.

[Jupiter]

haha angelina that lying bitch. hooked up with mike then denied and denied.

she got roasted on the aftershow.

i'd smash tho.

[Donkey Lips]

the situation couldn't fuck his way out of a wet paper bag. dude's got the biggest ovaries of any female in that house.

for some reason, now i think that jwoww is cute. i don't fucking know why and i know that's like crazy talk but i can't stop thinking about crushing jwoww's box in a wheat field on blankets.