Jersey Shore

[jeremyrandall]

bros, you gotta check out dude perfect summer camp edition




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someone clear this up for me. i picture australia being flooded with freckly, sun burnt, billabong wearing, boardshorts having, globe footwear enthusiasts who have the brain power and anatomy analogous to a gorilla. never give folk who are descendants of the anglo-saxons an abundance of sun and extreme activities, it just results in a bad combo     

I'd say you're pretty bang on

[Watson]

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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.

we could have:

-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro

-the orange county douchebag bro

-jersey shore guido bro

-the collegiate frat boy bro

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don't forget the 818 san fernando valley bro. those fucks are truly one-of-a-kind in the douchebaggery department

Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.

[Hobo.Joe]

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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.

we could have:

-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro

-the orange county douchebag bro

-jersey shore guido bro

-the collegiate frat boy bro

[close]

don't forget the 818 san fernando valley bro. those fucks are truly one-of-a-kind in the douchebaggery department

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Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.

508 Portuguese Guido bros.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

American Eagle wearing 5 stair ollieing UNC Greensboro bros.

[Dark Knight]

Looks like UNICO National is trying to get the show pulled beacuse it makes Italian-Americans look bad:

http://www.tmz.com/category/jersey-shore/

Let's pray they don't succeed.

[SFblah]

^^Did you also see that both Dominos and American Family Insurance have pulled their ads from the show? 

This is gonna end up like The Dana Carvey Show where every sponsor ran away.

[CeeyMar]

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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.

we could have:

-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro

-the orange county douchebag bro

-jersey shore guido bro

-the collegiate frat boy bro

[close]

don't forget the 818 san fernando valley bro. those fucks are truly one-of-a-kind in the douchebaggery department

[close]

Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.

Man I was in Tim Hortons and this oil rig worker bro was ahead of me and when he ordered he said "gimmie a 4 by 4, just like my truck"

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Looks like UNICO National is trying to get the show pulled beacuse it makes Italian-Americans look bad:

http://www.tmz.com/category/jersey-shore/

Let's pray they don't succeed.

I was wondering when this was going to happen. If somebody made a show that displayed the shittiest people from my culture talking about how they represent it, I would be offended.
I was actually thinking about making a post that said "This show is making me racist against Italians."
I think it would be great if it got pulled. The show is funny now, but after like 4 or 5 episodes its all going to be the same. I think it would be awesome if these douchy pieces of shit who think that they are proudly portraying their heritage had their shit cancelled because people thought that showing them on tv was an embarassment to their culture. It would be the ultimate douchebag call out. Those dudes and chicks would be ashamed of themselves for the rest of their lives. And the thought of this makes me happy.

I always thought of bros as being collegiate fratty types and the 25 & under dress shirt at the bar crowd.

Yeah, I most commonly associate them with yuppie trash, or their even more pathetic counterpart- the blue collar yuppie bro. Not yuppies by any sort of true measure, these pieces of shit imitate them, often only wearing a shirt with a collar or slacks with a crease for social purposes in an attempt to flaunt fake wealth.

[sven thorkel]

I was wondering when this was going to happen. If somebody made a show that displayed the shittiest people from my culture talking about how they represent it, I would be offended.

that show exists. its called life of ryan and its still pretty funny to me

I was actually thinking about making a post that said "This show is making me racist against Italians."

no worries, i was already a bigot towards italian americans

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I was thinking more like bloodline culture, but that show did piss me off until I learned to laugh at it.

[toque]

^^Did you also see that both Dominos and American Family Insurance have pulled their ads from the show? 

This is gonna end up like The Dana Carvey Show where every sponsor ran away.

Bod man body spray is supporting this show so hard.  They'll probably be in it for the long run,  lets hope they can keep it on the air.  First commercial of every break was the one where the two girls rip the bod-guys shirt off and start rubbing him down during some kind of swank pool party scene.  They're on point as far as knowing their target audience.  Can't wait to see the story line leading up to the face punch. 

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I love their dramatization of sloppy bar hook ups. The romantic music and shit is amazing.

[jeremyrandall]

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we should start a thread on broism cataloging all species and sub sets of bros...actually now that i think about it, i feel an entire website is more deserving.

we could have:

-the 909/inland empire/metal mulisha bro

-the orange county douchebag bro

-jersey shore guido bro

-the collegiate frat boy bro

[close]

don't forget the 818 san fernando valley bro. those fucks are truly one-of-a-kind in the douchebaggery department

[close]

Saskatchewan/Alberta oil-rig working bros.

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Man I was in Tim Hortons and this oil rig worker bro was ahead of me and when he ordered he said "gimmie a 4 by 4, just like my truck"

Unreal

[starvingrobot]

Would you?

[Dark Knight]

hells no

[ahlee]

hells no

[paulhartman4prez]

Haven't seen the show, but only because I don't have cable. Although, piss stains like these have been littering the wild wood boardwalk for a few years now. Also, that gif was priceless.

[jildo]

The only thing I've seen from this show is the .gif of that guy punching that chick. I'd be lieing if I said I didn't laugh.

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

[Beeda Weeda]

DVR'd it last night, and I am going to watch it tonight.

[SFblah]

Would you?

[Watson]

Would you?

Of course I would! She obviously likes it rough:

[Brandon]

finally got around to episode 2 last night.

"your boy mike's on the right page"

*the situation glares*

jwoww cutting from the club early to eat ham and drink water was pretty rad too.  pauly d is my favorite so far.

[bumptobar]

Snookie is such a horrible human being.  I hate people who always say shit like "Im the nicest most open person!"  or "I get along with eveyone"  when they are the complete opposite and just have their head up their ass, and really believe they are this great person.  Im glad she got punched.

[All Hail Wu Welsh]

I'm really at a crossroads on who my fav bro on the show is going to be, obvi vinny isnt cool enough he's almost just a normal bro so hes out, ronnie hasnt showed me that much yet but he's had moments of pure genius with "i shouldve pounded out snickers last night" and "when i take my shirt off they come to me, like a fly comes to shit".  pauly d earned mega points in my book when i found out he was 29, and those fantastic tattoos and dick piercing (no homo) earn him points as well.  now that leads me to the situation, he's either goona get really annoying with his whole schtick , or as he would put it  he's going to give me a full time job....for loving him.

[Cthulhu!]

Would you?

Yes.

[PatrickSkateman]

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Would you?

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Yes.

Maybe after drinking Heinekens and Jagerbombs all night.  I'll just make sure not to wind up like that guy she brings to the roof.

Can't wait to see what caused that Goombah to deck her on this week's episode.

[nocomply]

I was wondering when this was going to happen. If somebody made a show that displayed the shittiest people from my culture talking about how they represent it, I would be offended.
I was actually thinking about making a post that said "This show is making me racist against Italians."
I think it would be great if it got pulled. The show is funny now, but after like 4 or 5 episodes its all going to be the same. I think it would be awesome if these douchy pieces of shit who think that they are proudly portraying their heritage had their shit cancelled because people thought that showing them on tv was an embarassment to their culture. It would be the ultimate douchebag call out. Those dudes and chicks would be ashamed of themselves for the rest of their lives. And the thought of this makes me happy.

you've obviously never had a real life encounter with one of these creatures. they have no shame.

[jack burton]

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Would you?

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Yes.

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Maybe after drinking Heinekens and Jagerbombs all night.  I'll just make sure not to wind up like that guy she brings to the roof.

Can't wait to see what caused that Goombah to deck her on this week's episode.

it would have been so much better if that dude had puked on snooki.

[zipzinger666]

Would you?

i wouldn't fuck that with a 30 foot pole...

[SFblah]

One thing is going for her.  That big ass chin can take a punch.