Author Topic: chatroulette (Read 79226 times)

Gordon Ramsay · « **Reply #120 on:** February 03, 2010, 06:37:50 PM »

^ But goddammit there is are alot of dicks.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #121 on:** February 03, 2010, 07:22:15 PM »

i talked to a chick on there from london. her name was rochelle. she was stoked because i was wearing a bag.

Vegetable Lasagna · « **Reply #122 on:** February 03, 2010, 08:34:41 PM »

Rochelle Rochelle - A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk

ChuckD · « **Reply #123 on:** February 04, 2010, 08:48:40 PM »

finally gave it a go the other night.
plenty of dicks...

(the site/comp actually froze at this point)
and no tits

(it's hard to get tits if your girlfriend skips all the cuties)

The site is still so much fun after wading through all the dicks, talked to quite a few interesting people.

Latarian Milton · « **Reply #124 on:** February 04, 2010, 09:19:46 PM »

I tried this shit out last week with my friends, 3 guys and 3 girls. Eventually it went down to me and 2 girls and all the bros kept asking for tits. All in all I got a gay dude from Turkey to hit on me, and 12 dicks. Fuck chatroulette.

ChuckD · « **Reply #125 on:** February 05, 2010, 11:53:21 AM »

oh shit.

the Jonas brothers love watching people jerk off too!

Dragon Slayer · « **Reply #126 on:** February 05, 2010, 02:58:23 PM »

> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: DAMN!
Stranger: ?
You: aint got no cam either?
You: wuts yr name?
Stranger: Dee
You: us no cam niggas need to group up
You: Dee? you a white girl?
Stranger: no
You: damn you a dude?
Stranger: u from?
You: Detroit
You: YOU?
You: shiiiii
Stranger: Taiwan.China
You: Ah shit you mexican then?
Stranger: what?
You: that in mexico?
Stranger: NO!
You: where that?
Stranger: China , u konw?
You: Whhhattttt?
You: China
You: DAMMMnnnnn
Stranger: yeah
You: I didn't know this sight went to china
You: crazy shit huh?
Stranger: u didnt konw Taiwan?
You: what's that?
Stranger: a economize,belongs china
You: Huh?
Stranger: hum???
You: what the fuck is tawian?
Stranger: er.
You: ER?
You: man I don't know what you talking
Stranger: in fact.me too
Stranger: aha
You: you too wut?
You: HUH?
Stranger: I don't know what you talking
You: You talkin about being in mexico n sum shit then you say you in tawian?
Stranger: my english not very well
You: nigga only no english
You: you speek spanish then?
Stranger: aha
You: HOLA
Stranger: thats a joke?
You: Nah you said you were from mexico? so you speek spanish?
You: nigga I don't know wtf u saying about no shit
Stranger: i am came from taiwan .china!
Stranger: not mexico!
You: Ya ya ya ya that in mexico right?
Stranger: no!
Stranger: why do u say that?
You: I aint heard of no place called tawian
Stranger: and i am not nigga. i am the the yellow race
You: that in mexico?
You: WHAT?
You: yellow race? I never heard of that. nigga you funny
Stranger: taiwan in china!
You: YA YA YA that in MEXICO!
You: right?
You: where tawian at?
Stranger: u can search it in google map
You: GOOGLE MAP?
You: Googles telling me some good restaruants n shit
You: when I type in tawian
Stranger: 草你的。
You: DAMN!
You: Wut those shits?
You: I don't know spanish sorry nigga
Stranger: thats chinese
You: huh?
You: you mean like panda express at the mall?!
You: that place is gooooooood!
Stranger: so
You: egg rolls n shit? nigga eat those up everyday!
Stranger: - -
Stranger: how old are u ?
You: Umm like 16... 17
You: ya know?
Stranger: i got it
You: how old your yellow ass?
Stranger: 21
You: NIGGA can I has yr ID
You: get into the clubbs?
Stranger: u looked so frivolous
You: you been to the clubs in mexico they good?
You: huh?
You: frivolous?
You: shit wut that?
Stranger: u words, u cant understand?
You: WHAT?
You: I don't speek spanish nigga!
Stranger: hey boy,i should go now bye
You: peace my lil nigga

Latarian Milton · « **Reply #127 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:22:13 PM »

is anyone else having problems going onto chatroulette?

Garvy The Cat · « **Reply #128 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:18:29 AM »

whang · « **Reply #129 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:29:11 AM »

im promise you this isnt bullshit, me and two friends went on for the first time, after sifting through the dicks we were getting nexted by alot of people we just wanted to see tits well any way we came on to this girl masterbating it was only a shot of he minge area but she looked good, we thought it was a gif becuase nothing much was happening, so we asked her to move her fingers and she did, we were exited like little girls then she kept asking to see dicks and guy on guy... we didnt oblige but then another friend came in the room saw tits and just showed his balls. then we asked to see tits and all that other stuff it went on for ages her asking us to see 'hotdog' before anything we declined then at the end she types "dont worry the hotdogs here" and pulled up her hand and there was a cock. . we were in hysterics he was shaved and must of been some sort of tranny..
it made me laugh becuase the amount of guys just beating off wouldve beat off to this guy

good first experience

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #130 on:** March 07, 2010, 11:34:35 PM »

I told my girlfriend about chatroullete about a week ago. Turns out she's been showing people her tits the last few days. I told her that I'm really proud and that I wish all girls could be like her.

drunk · « **Reply #131 on:** March 07, 2010, 11:38:27 PM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on March 07, 2010, 11:34:35 PM

I told my girlfriend about chatroullete about a week ago. Turns out she's been showing people her tits the last few days. I told her that I'm really proud and that I wish all girls could be like her.

go jeremy's girlfriend

Alan · « **Reply #132 on:** March 08, 2010, 01:50:53 AM »

That's a horrible attempt at humour. Go back to Thrasher.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #133 on:** March 08, 2010, 07:38:06 AM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on March 07, 2010, 11:34:35 PM

I told my girlfriend about chatroullete about a week ago. Turns out she's been showing people her tits the last few days. I told her that I'm really proud and that I wish all girls could be like her.

good for her. i had my bird on there showing boobs to anybody who wore a mustache, a mask, or wasn't brazillion.

SFblah · « **Reply #134 on:** March 08, 2010, 09:28:00 AM »

This site is getting so much media coverage. The Texas Attorney General just put out a consumer warning to parents about it.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/030810dnnatchatroulette.18a0fb88b.html

grimcity · « **Reply #135 on:** March 08, 2010, 12:51:18 PM »

I seriously fucked with it (and currently am for over an hour now) and there are so many things I wish I could unsee!!! Arrrrrrgh! Can't quit...

camel filters · « **Reply #136 on:** March 08, 2010, 01:13:57 PM »

ive only come across stuck up bitches who wont give me tits.

professional · « **Reply #137 on:** March 08, 2010, 01:29:01 PM »

I tried to get on it but it just kept saying "Now entering...." I'm going to take this as a blessing in disguise.

grimcity · « **Reply #138 on:** March 08, 2010, 03:18:42 PM »

I grabbed my old man mask and some props...

Not a fan:

Unimpressed (and I even danced):

Her studio's worse than mine:

I yielded:

Trying to give a dude a pork rind:

LOLWUT

heckler · « **Reply #139 on:** March 08, 2010, 03:28:06 PM »

Getting drunk tonight and fucking with people online, fuck yeah!

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #140 on:** March 08, 2010, 04:38:13 PM »

How do you fuck online?

DevinSB · « **Reply #141 on:** March 08, 2010, 04:39:55 PM »

chatroulette-ing has become a favorite pasttime of mine.

SFblah · « **Reply #142 on:** March 08, 2010, 05:38:25 PM »

jack burton · « **Reply #143 on:** March 08, 2010, 06:34:56 PM »

talked to a cute interesting girl last night for a little while....then it froze.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #144 on:** March 08, 2010, 07:20:09 PM »

Quote from: SFblah on March 08, 2010, 05:38:25 PM

fuck yea.
met a chick from london on there a few weeks ago. email boning right now. i'm going in for the real thing once i touch down overseas.

DevinSB · « **Reply #145 on:** March 08, 2010, 07:59:06 PM »

Hypnotoad · « **Reply #146 on:** March 08, 2010, 07:59:50 PM »

Was on this at a party at a friends house and we encountered a man's penis wearing sunglasses with a cigarette in its "mouth" (space between shaft and balls)

DMH · « **Reply #147 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:14:32 PM »

Charmed an Irish girl into letting me see her tits by convincing her that I was of Irish heritage. She was apparently into that so she played with her nipples for a hella fucking long time.

Pete · « **Reply #148 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:31:16 PM »

not long before this shits on like commercials and tv shows. played out

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #149 on:** March 08, 2010, 08:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 08, 2010, 08:31:16 PM

not long before this shits on like commercials and tv shows. played out

Yeah man, fuckin chat roulette is so played out only faggots do that shit. It's all about dick roulette now, none of that bs with faces and tits like chat roulette, just strictly dicks all the time.

Author Topic: chatroulette (Read 79226 times)

Garvy The Cat

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