Post a picture of yourself!

[VictoriousOG]

Her forehead has been approved by scientists for dick slaps.

[DaSk8D00D]

you guys' methods of taking down victors sister (who i assume is named victoria) are totally unrealistic. saying "letta nigga get in dat" isn't gonna work in the real world. you gotta have confidence, but too much is just gonna drive her away. i suggest trying a coffee date, or maybe even take her out for ice cream if it's hot outside. it's corny and cliche, i know, but it works. so, once you're seated and your licking your one scoop while victoria's licking her two scoops (you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices), or your drinking your double double while she's sippin on her pumpkin spiced latte, start talking about sports or something that interests her; just to get the ball rolling. once she's speaking passionately about troy aikman's remarkable career qb rating, or emmitt smith's best drives, then mention that her turd brother has been talking about her bitchyness on the internet lately. she'll be stunned at the way in which you phrased it, but recover by saying something like, "which is totally dumb of him, cause, like, your not bitchy at all, in fact, you're quite the opposite." now you're in the clear. all you have to do now is suffer though 3 hours of her ranting about her dweeby brother (suffer, but also listen to these anecdotes cause they'll come in handy later) and she'll be willing to go to your fart infested basement apartment; she wont even question the stench or the lack of toilet paper or anything, since you're such a good listener and all. now you can take her down, but make sure you take nudes in the process. before she even leaves your wretched housing unit, go to slap, post the incident on the awkward sex stories thread (be sure to include every detail), post the nudes on one of the following threads: asses, boobs, or legs (depending on what victoria's physique is like), then start a thread titled "victor's misfortunes" or something like that where you can post all the stories that victoria ranted about (like, victor getting caught masturbating to suspect images, or how his turd friends go scrounging through victories panty drawer whenever they're over, etc...). if you complete your mission, good job buddy. you have taken one for the team and should be expecting plenty of gnars        

wait, what? i dont understand....

[jimi420]

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you guys' methods of taking down victors sister (who i assume is named victoria) are totally unrealistic. saying "letta nigga get in dat" isn't gonna work in the real world. you gotta have confidence, but too much is just gonna drive her away. i suggest trying a coffee date, or maybe even take her out for ice cream if it's hot outside. it's corny and cliche, i know, but it works. so, once you're seated and your licking your one scoop while victoria's licking her two scoops (you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices), or your drinking your double double while she's sippin on her pumpkin spiced latte, start talking about sports or something that interests her; just to get the ball rolling. once she's speaking passionately about troy aikman's remarkable career qb rating, or emmitt smith's best drives, then mention that her turd brother has been talking about her bitchyness on the internet lately. she'll be stunned at the way in which you phrased it, but recover by saying something like, "which is totally dumb of him, cause, like, your not bitchy at all, in fact, you're quite the opposite." now you're in the clear. all you have to do now is suffer though 3 hours of her ranting about her dweeby brother (suffer, but also listen to these anecdotes cause they'll come in handy later) and she'll be willing to go to your fart infested basement apartment; she wont even question the stench or the lack of toilet paper or anything, since you're such a good listener and all. now you can take her down, but make sure you take nudes in the process. before she even leaves your wretched housing unit, go to slap, post the incident on the awkward sex stories thread (be sure to include every detail), post the nudes on one of the following threads: asses, boobs, or legs (depending on what victoria's physique is like), then start a thread titled "victor's misfortunes" or something like that where you can post all the stories that victoria ranted about (like, victor getting caught masturbating to suspect images, or how his turd friends go scrounging through victories panty drawer whenever they're over, etc...). if you complete your mission, good job buddy. you have taken one for the team and should be expecting plenty of gnars        

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wait, what? i dont understand....

Yeah I stopped reading there. I've said that to at least 3 ladies and they let me get in that. and they weren't dumb juggalettes either. your argument is invalid.

[DEDBBIS]

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you guys' methods of taking down victors sister (who i assume is named victoria) are totally unrealistic. saying "letta nigga get in dat" isn't gonna work in the real world. you gotta have confidence, but too much is just gonna drive her away. i suggest trying a coffee date, or maybe even take her out for ice cream if it's hot outside. it's corny and cliche, i know, but it works. so, once you're seated and your licking your one scoop while victoria's licking her two scoops (you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices), or your drinking your double double while she's sippin on her pumpkin spiced latte, start talking about sports or something that interests her; just to get the ball rolling. once she's speaking passionately about troy aikman's remarkable career qb rating, or emmitt smith's best drives, then mention that her turd brother has been talking about her bitchyness on the internet lately. she'll be stunned at the way in which you phrased it, but recover by saying something like, "which is totally dumb of him, cause, like, your not bitchy at all, in fact, you're quite the opposite." now you're in the clear. all you have to do now is suffer though 3 hours of her ranting about her dweeby brother (suffer, but also listen to these anecdotes cause they'll come in handy later) and she'll be willing to go to your fart infested basement apartment; she wont even question the stench or the lack of toilet paper or anything, since you're such a good listener and all. now you can take her down, but make sure you take nudes in the process. before she even leaves your wretched housing unit, go to slap, post the incident on the awkward sex stories thread (be sure to include every detail), post the nudes on one of the following threads: asses, boobs, or legs (depending on what victoria's physique is like), then start a thread titled "victor's misfortunes" or something like that where you can post all the stories that victoria ranted about (like, victor getting caught masturbating to suspect images, or how his turd friends go scrounging through victories panty drawer whenever they're over, etc...). if you complete your mission, good job buddy. you have taken one for the team and should be expecting plenty of gnars        

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wait, what? i dont understand....

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Yeah I stopped reading there. I've said that to at least 3 ladies and they let me get in that. and they weren't dumb juggalettes either. your argument is invalid.

Smart juggalettes exist? Bullshit

[sven thorkel]

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you guys' methods of taking down victors sister (who i assume is named victoria) are totally unrealistic. saying "letta nigga get in dat" isn't gonna work in the real world. you gotta have confidence, but too much is just gonna drive her away. i suggest trying a coffee date, or maybe even take her out for ice cream if it's hot outside. it's corny and cliche, i know, but it works. so, once you're seated and your licking your one scoop while victoria's licking her two scoops (you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices), or your drinking your double double while she's sippin on her pumpkin spiced latte, start talking about sports or something that interests her; just to get the ball rolling. once she's speaking passionately about troy aikman's remarkable career qb rating, or emmitt smith's best drives, then mention that her turd brother has been talking about her bitchyness on the internet lately. she'll be stunned at the way in which you phrased it, but recover by saying something like, "which is totally dumb of him, cause, like, your not bitchy at all, in fact, you're quite the opposite." now you're in the clear. all you have to do now is suffer though 3 hours of her ranting about her dweeby brother (suffer, but also listen to these anecdotes cause they'll come in handy later) and she'll be willing to go to your fart infested basement apartment; she wont even question the stench or the lack of toilet paper or anything, since you're such a good listener and all. now you can take her down, but make sure you take nudes in the process. before she even leaves your wretched housing unit, go to slap, post the incident on the awkward sex stories thread (be sure to include every detail), post the nudes on one of the following threads: asses, boobs, or legs (depending on what victoria's physique is like), then start a thread titled "victor's misfortunes" or something like that where you can post all the stories that victoria ranted about (like, victor getting caught masturbating to suspect images, or how his turd friends go scrounging through victories panty drawer whenever they're over, etc...). if you complete your mission, good job buddy. you have taken one for the team and should be expecting plenty of gnars        

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wait, what? i dont understand....

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Yeah I stopped reading there. I've said that to at least 3 ladies and they let me get in that. and they weren't dumb juggalettes either. your argument is invalid.

well that's cause your, like, kinda black and stuff, so maybe it works for you, but for the melanin deprived folks out there it's a bit of a hail mary

[Archie Bunker]

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you guys' methods of taking down victors sister (who i assume is named victoria) are totally unrealistic. saying "letta nigga get in dat" isn't gonna work in the real world. you gotta have confidence, but too much is just gonna drive her away. i suggest trying a coffee date, or maybe even take her out for ice cream if it's hot outside. it's corny and cliche, i know, but it works. so, once you're seated and your licking your one scoop while victoria's licking her two scoops (you gotta be willing to make some sacrifices), or your drinking your double double while she's sippin on her pumpkin spiced latte, start talking about sports or something that interests her; just to get the ball rolling. once she's speaking passionately about troy aikman's remarkable career qb rating, or emmitt smith's best drives, then mention that her turd brother has been talking about her bitchyness on the internet lately. she'll be stunned at the way in which you phrased it, but recover by saying something like, "which is totally dumb of him, cause, like, your not bitchy at all, in fact, you're quite the opposite." now you're in the clear. all you have to do now is suffer though 3 hours of her ranting about her dweeby brother (suffer, but also listen to these anecdotes cause they'll come in handy later) and she'll be willing to go to your fart infested basement apartment; she wont even question the stench or the lack of toilet paper or anything, since you're such a good listener and all. now you can take her down, but make sure you take nudes in the process. before she even leaves your wretched housing unit, go to slap, post the incident on the awkward sex stories thread (be sure to include every detail), post the nudes on one of the following threads: asses, boobs, or legs (depending on what victoria's physique is like), then start a thread titled "victor's misfortunes" or something like that where you can post all the stories that victoria ranted about (like, victor getting caught masturbating to suspect images, or how his turd friends go scrounging through victories panty drawer whenever they're over, etc...). if you complete your mission, good job buddy. you have taken one for the team and should be expecting plenty of gnars        

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wait, what? i dont understand....

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Yeah I stopped reading there. I've said that to at least 3 ladies and they let me get in that. and they weren't dumb juggalettes either. your argument is invalid.

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well that's cause your, like, kinda black and stuff, so maybe it works for you, but for the melanin deprived folks out there it's a bit of a hail mary

[BraveUlysses]

I absolutely have to use "let a nigga in dat" one day. I feel like it would work more on white chicks than black chicks

[DaSk8D00D]

I absolutely have to use "let a nigga in dat" one day. I feel like it would work more on white chicks than black chicks

it does...if you're black.

[jimi420]

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I absolutely have to use "let a nigga in dat" one day. I feel like it would work more on white chicks than black chicks

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it does...if you're black.

It's dangerous if you're not.

[layzieyez]

You'd be surprised how many rad girls talked to me in Australia yelling out, "Hey bitch!" in a casual, joking tone. It definitely weeded out all the girls that were for real bitches.

[VictoriousOG]

"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.

[cbmyles]

herpderp

[Tale Crab]

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I absolutely have to use "let a nigga in dat" one day. I feel like it would work more on white chicks than black chicks

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it does...if you're black.

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It's dangerous if you're not.

Not necessarily. It could also be considered helping a brother out.

[sven thorkel]

You'd be surprised how many rad girls talked to me in Australia yelling out, "Hey bitch!" in a casual, joking tone. It definitely weeded out all the girls that were for real bitches.

"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.

chivalry... it's dead     

[DaSk8D00D]

my sponsor me pic for team handsome

[BraveUlysses]

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I absolutely have to use "let a nigga in dat" one day. I feel like it would work more on white chicks than black chicks

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it does...if you're black.

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It's dangerous if you're not.

I'm black. Imma  add a "shawty" at the end of the line for good luck.

[layzieyez]

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You'd be surprised how many rad girls talked to me in Australia yelling out, "Hey bitch!" in a casual, joking tone. It definitely weeded out all the girls that were for real bitches.

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"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.

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chivalry... it's dead     

Nah, girls have just seen through that shit as desperate moves by desperate men. If a dude is genuinely nice, he'll start doing and continue to do nice stuff and not because he expects some shit in return or to keep up appearances. That shit will get you friendzoned quick nowadays.

[MaryhillVibe]

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You'd be surprised how many rad girls talked to me in Australia yelling out, "Hey bitch!" in a casual, joking tone. It definitely weeded out all the girls that were for real bitches.

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"HEY SLUT" has worked as well. Of course though they were sluts.

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chivalry... it's dead?  ?  ? 

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Nah, girls have just seen through that shit as desperate moves by desperate men. If a dude is genuinely nice, he'll start doing and continue to do nice stuff and not because he expects some shit in return or to keep up appearances. That shit will get you friendzoned quick nowadays.

If you are completely devoid of charm/an ability to express your interests more subtly than describing your penis entering her cloaca.

[sven thorkel]

hey man, i don't fucks with cloacas. i'm not going to try inserting my penis into a orifice that's used for both urine and feces, and is only found on reptiles, birds, and amphibians. if your into bird fucking, that's alright, it's just not for me. you can fuck birds like your name was nikola tesla, but me, i'm just into flippin them



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[DaSk8D00D]

hey man, i don't fucks with cloacas. i'm not going to try inserting my penis into a orifice that's used for both urine and feces, and is only found on reptiles, birds, and amphibians. if your into bird fucking, that's alright, it's just not for me. you can fuck birds like your name was nikola tesla, but me, i'm just into flippin them



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hahah i see you nigga!

[MaryhillVibe]

Nice Wikicomeback, but every hole is a goal.

[nino brown]

[DaSk8D00D]

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nothing to see here, just a lamp

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I didnt need to see your face anyways everything else pretty much sums it up... typiccal

i cant even lie SkateTroll, you're pretty good at what you do. i see you

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

[brent]

Illuminati

[DaSk8D00D]

no

[nino brown]

 

Illuminati

[saucy ragu]

fucking LurkDaddy.

[Zurg]

Congrats on the superbowl win, LocBrew!

[brent]

hahaha i was going to post that last night but decided not to