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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #120 on: August 28, 2006, 01:32:51 AM »
EIG, you claimed to drink your own semen just to keep the joke going

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #121 on: May 04, 2007, 10:25:21 AM »
Drugs are whack.
stick to skateboarding. 

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« Reply #122 on: May 06, 2007, 03:40:36 PM »
I read this whole shit 'cause it was in the Classics

it was pretty funny though!

I gotta take drugtest at my job so now I know a good way to pass it hahah!
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #123 on: May 08, 2007, 01:58:56 PM »
just fucking drink as much water as you can without exploding and then piss your brains out
and then do a couple shots of vinegar
i passed a drug test 5 hours after smoking one time doing that

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #124 on: May 10, 2007, 07:41:50 AM »
just fucking drink as much water as you can without exploding and then piss your brains out
and then do a couple shots of vinegar
i passed a drug test 5 hours after smoking one time doing that
pure luck.
i saw a movie where this dude like injected his penis with fake pee with a tukey baster.  That could always work?

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #125 on: May 14, 2007, 08:48:16 PM »
haha i saw tht shit, prolly hurt like shit but if u pass u pass

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #126 on: May 16, 2007, 02:25:34 PM »
sup guys its the one and only big sexy back up in this biatch. just got outta rehab but you know im still blowin dro homies. i finally failed one but oh well i have a fake penis i wear to pass them now. its call the original wizinator ever herd of it?

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #127 on: May 19, 2007, 07:21:27 PM »
big sexy, did you actually drink your jizz? after reading the first few pages of this i was considering it. I geuss if you did it didnt work out though

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #128 on: July 15, 2007, 08:09:31 PM »
sup guys its the one and only big sexy back up in this biatch. just got outta rehab but you know im still blowin dro homies. i finally failed one but oh well i have a fake penis i wear to pass them now. its call the original wizinator ever herd of it?

cant fake that shit.  i love blowin dro

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #129 on: August 19, 2007, 03:10:14 AM »
You've got shíttty parents... but then again, if they stop you taking drugs its a good thing......


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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #130 on: November 03, 2007, 10:24:09 PM »
yea u could just not do drugs

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #131 on: November 18, 2007, 06:19:34 AM »
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #132 on: November 23, 2007, 07:12:51 PM »
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #133 on: November 23, 2007, 07:51:33 PM »
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sup guys its the one and only big sexy back up in this biatch. just got outta rehab but you know im still blowin dro homies. i finally failed one but oh well i have a fake penis i wear to pass them now. its call the original wizinator ever herd of it?
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cant fake that shit.  i love blowin dro


it seems like if i had to go to rehab and had all that stuff bearing down on me,  blowin dro would make me feel really bad and paranoid.......but i guess its just different for different poeple...


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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #134 on: December 07, 2007, 09:49:30 AM »
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #135 on: January 08, 2008, 04:49:57 PM »
The other day some hippy/headshop/stoner catalog came in the mail to the shop, i guess they think skateboarders and stoners go hand in hand? anyways....i was flipping through it and there was some fake penis thing called the "Wizzinator 5000", which is no more than a fake penis. You pee into a little container inside the fake dick and it keeps it at the right temperature and then you wear it over your real dick I guess? anyways, it seems like some stoners got smart. maybe you guys should check that thing out

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #136 on: January 08, 2008, 11:36:29 PM »
i thought that this had been settled.
just drink your own jizz.

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #137 on: January 10, 2008, 02:49:14 AM »
you only do that when necessary
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #138 on: April 26, 2008, 03:30:15 PM »
my step brother puts gelatin in a glass of water and i guess that works.
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Re: drugtests!
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #140 on: July 23, 2008, 09:55:04 PM »
hey, if you have me pee for you, I guess you'll only get busted for weed and ecstasy.
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #141 on: July 24, 2008, 02:03:32 PM »
Drugs are whack.
stick to skateboarding. 

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« Reply #142 on: September 17, 2008, 10:40:49 PM »
i smoked weed for like 4 years everyday and found out i had to get a drug test for a job.
i smoked before the interview at like 10am and found out then i needed a to take drug test at 9am
the next day. i drank 2 gallons of water. after the first gallon i felt sick but just kept drinking nonstop.
i puked out a bunch of water and actually shit out water. i drank 2 monsters and probably another half
gallon of water in the morning and passed the test. if youre fat youre fucked though. the thc stays in
your fat cells i know a fat dude that didnt smoke for 8 months and failed.

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #143 on: October 22, 2008, 04:12:04 AM »
piss in the dam thing and go to reab
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #144 on: November 21, 2008, 03:24:09 PM »
3 days, no flush niacin, and water lots of water.

I heard pickle juice works

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #145 on: November 24, 2008, 02:51:19 AM »
3 days, no flush niacin, and water lots of water.

I heard pickle juice works
fuck id rather go to rehab then drink pickly juice BLEH

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #146 on: November 24, 2008, 04:14:04 AM »
come on guys, it's not that complicated

you can drink a gallon of water right before and you will basically piss water. this will work but you can get called on a retest for having "diluted urin" so definitely tell them that your on a workout program that requires a gallon a day if you do this.


the safest route is the wizinator. you can get the cheaper version without the dick for 60 bucks and it will work for 2 tests if you do it right. the dick version is about 160 but you can refill it so it's got it's perks. for corporate drug tests (for a corporate job) you only need the cheap one, for the state you'll have to go with the full kit and i'm not sure about blue collar.


i've done both ways and they both work. i have a friend that was on parole for a few years and did the gallon of water thing the whole time and it worked for him but i personally rather pay the money and not have to deal with any stress using the wizinator.

oh and if you use the wizinator, practice with the clamp first, it can make a loud noise unless you do it right, so get your technique on lock before you go piss. and if your company does randoms, then just keep one in your car.
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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #147 on: June 20, 2009, 10:16:05 PM »
there are only two ways to pass a piss test if you've been doing something.  the first, is the wide variety of detox drinks.  ready clean is only 20 bucks and will work if you haven't done anything in 48 hours.  xxtra clean will work if you did something the night before and is 40 bucks.  i've tried both of these and they have ALWAYS worked.  and then there is the wizzinator, aka fake dick.  expensive but works.  everything else is way too risky and stressful.  that's all you need to know. 

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Re: drugtests!
« Reply #148 on: June 20, 2009, 10:21:17 PM »
just eat gobs of mayonnaise if you really want to pass

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« Reply #149 on: June 21, 2009, 09:26:32 PM »
it's pretty obvious that the kid who asked the question that started this thread got busted and went to rehab.