crazy/dumb things you did in childhood/teenage years

[loophole]

inspired by this video


i once tried to remove a frisbee from a tree that hung two stories up, inevitably fell off and i fell all the way down onto brick. learned my lesson.

[Donkey Lips]

i did a lot of "too high on the swingset" situations.  usually ended with sand in my mouth or some bruised ribs.  same can be said about most of my nights out lately.

[rawbertson.]

this is already a old thread but ill jsut say one time i called my friend pat to blaze in grade 12 during exam time and he said "man our law exam is in 15 minutes" i ran to school to get to the exam i didnt study for and then i forgot my text book so they wouldnt let me write my exam so i kicked over all these garbage cans and screamed "FUCK PRESTON" and kicked dents in a bunch of lockers. i ran home and drank baileys and cried to myself. i still passed the course but got kicked out of that school. luckily i had graduated just in time.

[Upgrayedd]

i used to post on skateboard forums in all caps calling people cum shit whore stain munchers or whatever it was just because i got called out in one thread. I still tried to cover it up by posting shitty raps and claiming how "hard" i was. silly little me.

[rawbertson.]

thats backwards. i made the raps first. are you really trying to hurt my feelings?

[Upgrayedd]

you're a ginger. you dont have feelings.

[everypennyfedcar]

Good thread. I used to jump from my the top of my friend's two story tree-fort thing onto the roof of a building beside it. We'd do this back and forth, eventually climbing in through the front of the tree-fort.

[j0rdan]

I love these type of threads. I didn't really do anything crazy, but when I was young me and my friend would always play "soccer" inside my house, and I fell and smashed my eyebrow open. had to get a bunch of stitches and I still have a gay ass scar on my eyebrow.

[HoneyBear]

One time i played ding-dong-ditch on a house of a child molester.Crazy shit for back then.

[jimi420]

i jumped into the missouri river naked in broad daylight and had to climb back up a 15 foot wall of mud. it might not sound dumb but considering how much shit is in that river, i'm surprised i didn't get some kind of sickness.

[Beer Wizard]

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i used to post on skateboard forums in all caps calling people cum shit whore stain munchers or whatever it was just because i got called out in one thread. I still tried to cover it up by posting shitty raps and claiming how "hard" i was. silly little me.

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Aw man I was excited for a second thinking he finally admitted to that stupid shit!

One time I cupped a fart with my hand (outside of my pants) and held my hand over this kids mouth (who I didn't like) for a few seconds and he threw up instantly. Luckily, I moved my hand away before he puked.

[blankbutbranded]

I went to my local church after a garage community sale and stole 287 $ in the cash register of the mini-snack bar it was at night i was drunk and end up going to sleep with all the money in my pockets,waking up next day already dressed up and count how much i did...God is not good with me since so i confess a lot and try to apologize...maybe i'll give it back one day.

I was drunk and was walking tru some backstreetbwayes alleys and i saw a purse on a kitchen table at 3am,so i walk tru the gate open up,walk to the back door,it was unlock and put one foot inside the kitchen and end up opening the purse and i took 90$ out of it.It was like december 22nd so i maybe stole money for a kid gift...i know somebody was there a TV was open in the front.

I was drunk so i end up braking a window just anex of a Chinese corner store where i was working the summer before doing bike-delieveries where i was stealing beers too so i just brake-in tru the appt window,end up in a kitchen counter,i didnt even know if somebody was there but i knew that the appt and the corner store connect so i opened the inside store door but everything was locked,beers and wine and cigarrettes and the cash register so i end up stealing 27 and plus of pornos mags...went home in a snow storm with a fucking pack sac full of pornos and in my arms drunk and stoned with a cutted up finger because i broke the window with an ice block to get in and end up cutting a finger when i went in...went to hospital next day,got 2 stacks on it when back to my mom house,open up my closet where i hide my mags and masturbate 4 days long with a sliced up finger.

By summer time i went in a party with all my best homebwayes we were 15 years old,smoke weed and drink a lot then went to 3 corner store around 10:30 pm just before closing time we just rush in maybe 4-5 of us and we stole for 100 $ of beers,the last store held up one of our friend in hostage so we ad to give up back the two 12 packs we stole then i end up pissing tru a basement little window it was only the grill (the anti-bees) and all my piss went to a leather couch just there in a someone living room...all the rainy piss drops bounce to it and going to a carpet...it was so much of a big piss it was long and i was scarred being caught,it was so fun.

I punch hard in the face a girl at elementary school because she woulndt get the fuck out of my slide so i end up getting slap across the face by a woman teacher saying i'll beat my kids one day.

Went to the woods with my cousin and saw a big private tank-gas so when end up empty it, it took 1 hour long with the pump and we were searching for fire...we didnt have it,we wanted to blow it and maybe ourselves too at the same time so its a good thing we didnt have fire...end up being caught and we only pay 180 $ each,all my economy...we were lucky we wasted 1000$ worth of gas for nothing from a poor homebwaye dude.

Went to a party and we knew another party was elsewhere so we end up drunk at the other party and secretly call the cops...we left so the cops went there and bust all the kids with weed,liquor and coke and no parental supervision....went back to school next week and some kids was in a new family for being bad and an orphant...but it was because of us...me and my homebwayes.

I cut my homebwaye arm deep with an exacto in a class,just by acting like i'll stab him..he end up in the hospital and got like 6 stacks.

I stole all the answer on year in the mathematics challenge...end up getting good grades just by copying it.

I did 3-4 copy and reflexions a week by primary 2 to 6....went to high school and end up being fucking scared of other kids there...they were living it way more bad ass than i did...i was shock i was thinking i was a bad ass...but no.

[everypennyfedcar]

Best post ever, straight lyrical.

I went to my local church after a garage community sale and stole 287 $ in the cash register of the mini-snack bar it was at night i was drunk and end up going to sleep with all the money in my pockets,waking up next day already dressed up and count how much i did...God is not good with me since so i confess a lot and try to apologize...maybe i'll give it back one day.

Went to a party and we knew another party was elsewhere so we end up drunk at the other party and secretly call the cops...we left so the cops went there and bust all the kids with weed,liquor and coke and no parental supervision....went back to school next week and some kids was in a new family for being bad and an orphant...but it was because of us...me and my homebwayes.

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[Zurg]

In grade 12 or possibly 11 my friend and I and usually a third and sometimes fourth interchangable character would drive past the private school and egg the kids coming back from lunch. We did this everyday for months, until they finally got caught, i wasnt there that day by some stroke of luck. Prior to this, some one at the private school who happened to know my friend ended up getting questioned about it because they also had a black SUV. I dont even know why we did it, I didnt particularly have anything against the people or school.

[everypennyfedcar]

They probably just seemed like the best target.
Did anyone else used to steal "chromies" from car tires and put them on your bike?

[chunkysalsa]

If you remember this games (90's)


I tried to skitch in real life. I was fuggin stupid!

[Hobo.Joe]

Thought selling weed in school was an ok idea. i got caught.

[Rafiki]

In 8th grade I got caught pissing ina garbage can at school

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

this is already a old thread but ill jsut say one time i called my friend pat to blaze in grade 12 during exam time and he said "man our law exam is in 15 minutes" i ran to school to get to the exam i didnt study for and then i forgot my text book so they wouldnt let me write my exam so i kicked over all these garbage cans and screamed "FUCK PRESTON" and kicked dents in a bunch of lockers. i ran home and drank baileys and cried to myself. i still passed the course but got kicked out of that school. luckily i had graduated just in time.

This story makes less sense than the flick story.  Who is Preston? Did you get kicked out of school or graduate? It's one or the other. Nobody gets expelled from a school and given a diploma. That defeats the purpose. Also who the fuck forgets about a high school final? It's not like college or something, which would be ridiculous too, but at least in college you aren't expected to go to the same place at the same time every single day.
Don't get me wrong, this story is amazing, but not for the reasons you say. It's kind of like this video:


Also, fuck yeah I stole chromies. I had bmw caps with the extension things trucks have on my bike.
chunkysalsa- skitching is not stupid, its efficient.
I got some of my own stories I'll put up later when I have time. Most involve vandalism and reckless driving. Some suburban teenager bullshit.

[floop]

i jumped onto a moving train - like in the movies - and rode it for about a 1/2 mile and then jumped off.  my friends were blown away.  they thought i was running away from home

[verbal ham]

i might have mentioned this before but oh well,
happened many years ago when i was about 5/6 years old. i was at the public library playing some games on the computer, and notice a father and son duo waiting for a vacant seat. all of a sudden, i feel the urge to take a piss , real bad.
but, i was too obsessed and wouldn't get up.
 so i ended up pissing my self right there in the seat, after that i walked off
and i heard that father son duo yell in disgust as they met my puddle

another time i was playing tag with my neighbors around the block, i ended up hiding in some laundry mat and i had to take a big shit.
i shat on this rag on the floor and for some reason i smeared it all over the wall.
i got caught

[HoneyBear]

One time,this kid from the neighborhood was ,moving away and nobody liked him so like 15 kids pretty much jumped him and beat thel living shit out of him.It was ridicolous.People were throwing dirt in his eyes and beating him with sticks and shit.Kinda bummed i was apart of it.

[Corby Tender]

One of my friends used to live across the street from a bagel place and right next to a nicely paved parking lot which became our meetup/late night sesh spot during that time.  One night we were skating flat there at about 3 in the morning when we notice a truck pull into the bagel place's parking lot.  It dumps a garbage bag on the front stoop and then leaves.  Confused, we decided to go over and check it out.  It turns out the bag was filled with the bakery rolls for the next day.  We steal the bag and spend the rest of the night eating as many buttered rolls as humanly possible.

We came out of this unscathed, but my friends happen to be fucking brain-dead and decide to do this for the next three nights.  On the last night of doing it, one of my friends goes to take the bag when the front door of the bagel place swings open and my friend gets cracked across the back with a baseball bat by the owner.  Long story short: dude flips out, cops get called, no charges pressed.

My friends don't understand the concept of quitting while you're ahead.

[Stoeipoes]

When I was 1 I crawled in a 2 story high gutter

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

When I was 1 I crawled in a 2 story high gutter

How did you get there? That's impressive for a one year old!

[CeeyMar]

I had this sick Edmonton Oilers Letterman jacket when I was younger and I wore that shit everywhere, when  I found out how tough the leather sleeves were i would lay down in the snow and get my dog to bite onto the sleeves and drag me around.

I used to eat mad dog food, i would actually fill up a bowl and munch out on it.

Also before I went to sleep and when I woke up I would just lay day and bang my head on the bed repeatedly. Probably for about an hour or so, apparently babies do the same thing to get high.

[H8R part 4]

i'm sort of responsible for burning my friends house down when i was in 6th grade.  he was flicking matches at me while i was on the top of his bunk bed.  he kept doing it over and over like an asshole and i thought they were all put out, he even double checked or so he thought.  then we left his house and went to my house.  a few hours later his neighbor show up at my house telling him his house burned down.  the house was a total lost but that wasn't the worst part, all his pets died in the fire(2 dogs, 3 cats, and 1 bird, 1 cat lived because she was outside).  i have no idea if he ever told his parents the truth but that was probably the dumbest/worstest shit ever.       

[everypennyfedcar]

That's a horrible story 

[daddy]

When I was probably 8 or so my class took a field trip to chinatown and my friend and I bought some real metal ninja throwing stars. I don't know why they sold em to us. After school we went to his house and his mom was gone we went out on his roof and started throwing the ninja stars at his neighbors house trying to get them to stick in the side of the house. We weren't really considering that it was someones house, you know, it was just like a big target. Needless to say the neighbors called the cops and his mom came home when the cops were there .