crazy/dumb things you did in childhood/teenage years

[GnarlesManson]

i'm sort of responsible for burning my friends house down when i was in 6th grade.  he was ing matches at me while i was on the top of his bunk bed.  he kept doing it over and over like an asshole and i thought they were all put out, he even double checked or so he thought.  then we left his house and went to my house.  a few hours later his neighbor show up at my house telling him his house burned down.  the house was a total lost but that wasn't the worst part, all his pets died in the fire(2 dogs, 3 cats, and 1 bird, 1 cat lived because she was outside).  i have no idea if he ever told his parents the truth but that was probably the dumbest/worstest shit ever.       

were so im guessing it was a gay house full of sissy animals that you burned down and killed?

[Bantam]

Totally believable since Faster! probably wasn't as concerned with how men smell, what colors they wear, and homosexuality at grade 6.  I can't imagine what he replaced said concerns with beside burning down houses and killing animals

[Bobbito]

inspired by this video


i once tried to remove a frisbee from a tree that hung two stories up, inevitably fell off and i fell all the way down onto brick. learned my lesson.

HAHAHAHAHAHA the commentary was great


When I was 16, I got my first legit job at a local TJ-Maxx store because my buddy told me about how his brother worked there and had a scheme to load up shopping carts worth of clothes, mark them as layaway, and wheel them out to his car. Long story short, and keeping in mind that this was my klepto peak, I tried to steal shortbread cookies of all things and got caught 2 weeks into the job. Luckily didn't get arrested because I wasn't 17 yet but my first arrest came a year later for boozing in the car with dumb sluts.

[pugmaster]

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this is already a old thread but ill jsut say one time i called my friend pat to blaze in grade 12 during exam time and he said "man our law exam is in 15 minutes" i ran to school to get to the exam i didnt study for and then i forgot my text book so they wouldnt let me write my exam so i kicked over all these garbage cans and screamed "FUCK PRESTON" and kicked dents in a bunch of lockers. i ran home and drank baileys and cried to myself. i still passed the course but got kicked out of that school. luckily i had graduated just in time.

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This story makes less sense than the story.  Who is Preston? Did you get kicked out of school or graduate? It's one or the other. Nobody gets expelled from a school and given a diploma. That defeats the purpose. Also who the fuck forgets about a high school final? It's not like college or something, which would be ridiculous too, but at least in college you aren't expected to go to the same place at the same time every single day.
Don't get me wrong, this story is amazing, but not for the reasons you say. It's kind of like this video:


Also, fuck yeah I stole chromies. I had bmw caps with the extension things trucks have on my bike.
chunkysalsa- skitching is not stupid, its efficient.
I got some of my own stories I'll put up later when I have time. Most involve vandalism and reckless driving. Some suburban teenager bullshit.

That best sex ever video was so funny ahaha

[get some]

this kid I grew up with drove up to me on this long mellow hill I was bombing, he was smoking a big-ass bubbler pipe & slowed down for me to grab onto his truck. I was smoking on the thing while clutching to his truck for dear life because the speed wobbles were ridiculous, he was just coasting the hill with me basically so we had some good speed going. That's pretty much it, I rode it out all good, hit the pipe a couple times while we had a quick lil chat as I hadn't seen him in a while. Though it's not the stupidest thing I ever did, I always think about how horrible that could've played out in so many ways and I still can't believe I was so dumb.

[zipzinger666]

this was filmed from my car in the summer. I was smoking and watching it from the backseat while a 13 year old steered and filmed, 2 friends were on the roof, one was hanging off the side of the car and we let the car coast all the way to the bottom of the hill before the kid got anywhere near the brake. I cant even imagine how many things could have gone wrong...

[kilgore.]

i'm sort of responsible for burning my friends house down when i was in 6th grade.  he was ing matches at me while i was on the top of his bunk bed.  he kept doing it over and over like an asshole and i thought they were all put out, he even double checked or so he thought.  then we left his house and went to my house.  a few hours later his neighbor show up at my house telling him his house burned down.  the house was a total lost but that wasn't the worst part, all his pets died in the fire(2 dogs, 3 cats, and 1 bird, 1 cat lived because she was outside).  i have no idea if he ever told his parents the truth but that was probably the dumbest/worstest shit ever.       

you are such an asshole.

[VictoriousOG]

One time in 4th grade, I had this really ugly miniature persian cat that had a flat face. And I just didn't like the cat, plus I thought my dog was cooler. Well one night with a friend, we got bored and decided to film a knock off Steve Irwin episode or some shit in my house. So we grabbed the video cam and he began to film me pretending to approach my cat in the "wild". Well, I got carried away and put my cat in a pillow case and swung it around above my head. I did so many other bad things too, nothing dangerous, I was just being regular. Well, parents found the tape of the whole thing and just beat my ass. Then I couldn't hang out with that friend anymore.

[GnarlesManson]

this was filmed from my car in the summer. I was smoking and watching it from the backseat while a 13 year old steered and filmed, 2 friends were on the roof, one was hanging off the side of the car and we let the car coast all the way to the bottom of the hill before the kid got anywhere near the brake. I cant even imagine how many things could have gone wrong...

this dude i went to high school with died in a similar situati0n, he was on top of a car, the car slowed down he fell off and got run over. absolutely terrible. he was a cool guy too.

[zipzinger666]

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this was filmed from my car in the summer. I was smoking and watching it from the backseat while a 13 year old steered and filmed, 2 friends were on the roof, one was hanging off the side of the car and we let the car coast all the way to the bottom of the hill before the kid got anywhere near the brake. I cant even imagine how many things could have gone wrong...

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this dude i went to high school with died in a similar situati0n, he was on top of a car, the car slowed down he fell off and got run over. absolutely terrible. he was a cool guy too.

fuuuuuuuck. im glad nothing like that happened, it totally could have since the kid could have not known what he was doing and slammed on the brakes instead of easing to a stop. that video totally gave me flashbacks on what an strange day that was...

[pancake man]

i jumped onto a moving train - like in the movies - and rode it for about a 1/2 mile and then jumped off.  my friends were blown away.  they thought i was running away from home

hahahaha this sounds like my friend Ben, he did the exact same thing.

My friends and I in like sixth grade would pick up hand fulls of small rocks, bigger than pebbles but no larger than like a quarter, and toss them up in the air. We would then stand absolutely still and see if we would get hit by the falling rocks, that game lasted all of about one or two rounds

[rawbertson.]

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this is already a old thread but ill jsut say one time i called my friend pat to blaze in grade 12 during exam time and he said "man our law exam is in 15 minutes" i ran to school to get to the exam i didnt study for and then i forgot my text book so they wouldnt let me write my exam so i kicked over all these garbage cans and screamed "FUCK PRESTON" and kicked dents in a bunch of lockers. i ran home and drank baileys and cried to myself. i still passed the course but got kicked out of that school. luckily i had graduated just in time.

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This story makes less sense than the story.  Who is Preston? Did you get kicked out of school or graduate? It's one or the other. Nobody gets expelled from a school and given a diploma. That defeats the purpose. Also who the fuck forgets about a high school final? It's not like college or something, which would be ridiculous too, but at least in college you aren't expected to go to the same place at the same time every single day.
Don't get me wrong, this story is amazing, but not for the reasons you say. It's kind of like this video:


Also, fuck yeah I stole chromies. I had bmw caps with the extension things trucks have on my bike.
chunkysalsa- skitching is not stupid, its efficient.
I got some of my own stories I'll put up later when I have time. Most involve vandalism and reckless driving. Some suburban teenager bullshit.

sorry that was confusing... Preston High School is the school... I live in a town called Preston in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada.

2nd part - I did graduate but I had planned on going back the next year because my grades were shit and i wanted to go to university or college. the principal told me that i was not allowed to go back to preston i had to find somewhere else to upgrade my marks.

[H8R part 4]

That's a horrible story 

i was getting choked up just writing it.  it was and still is the worst shit ever.  it wasn't really even my fault but just knowing that i was there, its hard not to feel responsible.  i still remember what each of them look like and all of their names, i truly loved them all.  what made it a thousands times worse was that i watched each of them grow up from when they were babies.  i wish i never shared this story, its seriously breaking my heart thinking about it now.  

      

[floop]

i'm sort of responsible for burning my friends house down when i was in 6th grade.  he was ing matches at me while i was on the top of his bunk bed.  he kept doing it over and over like an asshole and i thought they were all put out, he even double checked or so he thought.  then we left his house and went to my house.  a few hours later his neighbor show up at my house telling him his house burned down.  the house was a total lost but that wasn't the worst part, all his pets died in the fire(2 dogs, 3 cats, and 1 bird, 1 cat lived because she was outside).  i have no idea if he ever told his parents the truth but that was probably the dumbest/worstest shit ever.       

that was probably the worst?    i hope that was the worst

[dripping clit]

     One thing that stands out for how regular it was and how badly it could have ended was this; I cut down a tree(wasn't that thick, a little bit thicker than your average basketball pole but big enough to fuck something up) and then leaned it against a tree branch in the shape of a v, tied a rope around around the tree branch and hid in the woods until a car came. I then pulled the rope and me and my friends watched as the tree fell over on top of the cars hood. I'm not sure if it fucked up the car because we fucking bolted through the woods but it made a loud ass noise.
   One thing that always makes me sick to my stomach thinking about what could have happened is when my friends and I tied a giant ass rubber band across the road. It was real funny just watching people pull up all confused as fuck then just untie it and go along. But then a guy on a motorcycle started coming down the road. Luckily me and my friends weren't completely regular and we ran into the road and untied it. But thinking about what could have happened to that dude always gives me chills.
 Another time I ding dong ditched this house but my friend stayed on the porch with an air horn and when the dude walked outside he just blew it in his ear. That wasn't that regular just really funny/mean.
I've got a lot more but I can't think of any right now.

[All Hail Wu Welsh]

Way too much stuff to list everything, i still do some pretty dumb shit now and i'm 21.

Me and my friends stole this HUGE exercise ball from this girls house we were at once, we would keep at our friends house and hide behind the hedge and fuckin nail cars with it, almost every time this would lead to us running from the cops

Another time we were driving home from some hs party, and this weirdo is riding his bike in the middle of the street, i'm now stopped at a light so he stops riding his bike stares at us then keeps riding, so my friends are like fuck this turn around, so I whip the car around we come up from behind and launch glass bottles at him, one hits his back tire and he falls off.  The next day, we were skating in some parking lot got in my car to get ready to leave, as were all sitting in my car, I look in my rear view mirror and the same crazy looking motherfucker is now standing behind my car staring at us, my friend starts screaming GO GO GO!!!, and I took off.  It was like the beginning to a bad horror movie, and we were convinced this dude was gonna find us and give us our pay back.

Me and my friends were huge assholes when we were younger, if kids showed up to our spots that we didn't like we wouldn't let them leave unless they gave us money or cried.  One time we made this kid take off his shoes then all spit in them and then made him put them back on in front of us, another time a kid who fucked with one of our friends mom showed up to our spot on his scooter, so i chased him down threw him off his scooter then me and friends took his scooter then began to smash it on this cement planter until it broke, on top of that me made the kid sit indian style and watch the whole thing.

Hell just this halloween I threw an 8ft ladder out a 4 story apt window on to St. Marks.  I'm sure I'll remember more stuff later too, between me and the guys I grew up with we could write a lengthy book on all the awful shit we've done.

[rawbertson.]

on the chairlfit my friend threw this gnarly iceball into this skiier's face once and he got FUCKED UP

[WWD4D?]

Way too much stuff to list everything, i still do some pretty dumb shit now and i'm 21.

Me and my friends stole this HUGE exercise ball from this girls house we were at once, we would keep at our friends house and hide behind the hedge and fuckin nail cars with it, almost every time this would lead to us running from the cops

Reminds me of something I used to do back when I was a kid too. When I was in the 4th grade I lived in a neighborhood that was right next to a freeway, so me and the rest of the cul de sac kids would get together every now and then to throw rocks at the cars driving on the freeway. We'd hide behind a wall that was facing the freeway, throw a bunch of rocks at whatever cars we could, then hurry up and duck so we were not seen. I still laugh about it thinking back, even though it was pretty fucked up.

[odp]

i'm kind of paranoid about posting incriminating things these days...

to this day, two nights a week, there is a refrigerated train that houses cases of red dog and milwaukee's best less than 2 miles from where i live.

En route to said train there are projects on on side of the track and many trestles that span 50 yards, 20-30 feet over the river. These made for interesting nights. There's also a spot called "the brick yard," due to the the fact that it was once a brick foundry that drew clay from the river to produce bricks, it is now a few square miles of broken up bricks, foundation, 6 ponds, and is filled with a massive bamboo grove. During summer, it's tent city for a the local homeless junkie population. There were a few nights of scuffles.

Urban exploration into two of the local abandoned mental facilities were wild too, one was being used for SWAT training.

Other stories revolve around cars, imbibing, baseball bats, glass, busy roadways, i'm not going any further.

[H8R part 4]

speaking of breaking stuff, my friends and i used to drive around with big ass rocks and throw them at parked cars in the middle of the night.  i remember 4 of us all got out to smash the windows on this one car.  we surrounded it from all 4 sides, counted down and everyone threw their rocks.  these weren't exactly small rocks, it was more like a small boulder, you had to use both hands to pick them up and throw them, like the size of a honey dew. 
anyway, i'm at the back windshield but when my friend who was at the front threw his, it went through the front and bounced out of the back.  POW!, a frickin boulder just hit me in the chest!  i was dazed for a few, like what just happened?, it totally knocked the wind out of me.  so i start coming around and all my friends are yelling to get in the car, so i book it toward the car, going around the back of the car to get to the right passenger side.   but it was all wet so i slipped out turning the corner and hit the side of my head on the back bumper. 
now i'm totally laid out in the middle of the street, snow angel style.  so boys jumped out the car, picked me up and throw me in the back and we make our getaway.   i was so frickin hurt, i mean i've been hit my a rock before but a boulder!, that shit was just ridiculous.  then smashing my head against the back bumper took the pain to another level.  from then on we drove around with sledge hammers, no more rocks!
           

[scootboard]

i used to save up my weeks worth of lunch money from school to buy smoke bombs and firecrackers in middle school. me and a friend would hide up on a hill after school and throw them at kids' parents' cars while they were driving and shit until we got suspended. after that we started throwing them at cars from freeway overpasses

[Moist]

In school my friend used to live 2 houses away from the school fence but you had to pass through his neighbours backyard to get into his backyard. He showed me the way and said that it was cool with his neighbour if we went through his yard but one day I was on my way to his place and I was passing through his neighbours yard when a huge german shepard comes running at me from out of no where. I ran back the way I had come and nearly tripped on the way. Made it over the fence ok but if that dog had of got to me it would not have hesitated to rip me to shreds.

[bosnianslut]

I remember stealing chromies, but we called them dusties. The 'Bullet' dustie was always the most desirable, so I was overjoyed to find one. Unfortunately my asshole cousin told everyone that I had one, resulting in me being beaten by older kids and the dustie being taken from me.

[ScreamingHand]

this goes under dumb
crashed this girls party. got into her dads shotgun storage unit thing. grabbed the 10 gauge ,fired off a few. get into a car in front of the house trying to cop head from a youngin. an officer sneaks up knocks on the window and asks if we heard gunshots. we both said no but for some reason she later mentions that there were guns inside of the house. cops went inside the house (took me and the girl out of the car back)they asked the few questions to the randoms that didnt run when the police showed. they took one kid aside drilling him a bunch of questions. putting the pressure on him with the bullshit they say like" youre going to jail if you dont tell us who shot the gun"
i came out of the barthroom to wash my hands clean of the gunpowder. looked at the kid and i knew by the look on his face he said something stupid. the dude ratted on me. he and i both go to jail. i let him know how much of a faggot he was while sitting on a bench no wider that a remote. because of that we got  seperated and let us go at different times. that was the last i seen him
it was so long ago and stupid. so long that i forget what i was even charged with.
 

[chorizo]

when i was in the 8th grade my best friend went on vacation to south carolina and gave us a key to his backyard so me and my other friend could use the pool, hot tub and shit (his house was a total mansion so it was a real treat at the time)..   
it was the start of summer and my buddy just got a shitty report card and wanted to get rid of it.    so one night we went into that backyard and busted into the shed looking for a bbq lighter but found a whole tank of gasoline and being the fucking morons we were we didnt quite understand how flamable that shit is...
we ended up downing the envelope with 3/4 of the tank, the remaining quarter we thew around his backyard just to get rid of it.
my friend had gas on his legs from pouring it, so when i threw the match in his lower half caught fire and he sprinted into the pool destroying his ipod, phone, weed, and ruining his shoes.
meanwhile the whole backyard is covered in flames, we paniked and ran around the block for 10 minutes.. we came back with a bucket and started pouring water on the flames and that just spread the fire. then we got a shuvel and tossed dirt on it all.

we came back the next day and the backyard was just destroyed, the ground was all black and dug up from the shuvels, the patio was also black and so was a bit of the backside of the house, the pool was covered in shit, probably from the gasoline or something.

im still pretty good friends with the kid today but never gonna tell him what went down cause i remember he was telling me someone broke into the backyard when he was gone and caused thousands of dollars of damage.
 

[j0rdan]

     One thing that stands out for how regular it was and how badly it could have ended was this; I cut down a tree(wasn't that thick, a little bit thicker than your average basketball pole but big enough to fuck something up) and then leaned it against a tree branch in the shape of a v, tied a rope around around the tree branch and hid in the woods until a car came. I then pulled the rope and me and my friends watched as the tree fell over on top of the cars hood. I'm not sure if it fucked up the car because we fucking bolted through the woods but it made a loud ass noise.
   One thing that always makes me sick to my stomach thinking about what could have happened is when my friends and I tied a giant ass rubber band across the road. It was real funny just watching people pull up all confused as fuck then just untie it and go along. But then a guy on a motorcycle started coming down the road. Luckily me and my friends weren't completely regular and we ran into the road and untied it. But thinking about what could have happened to that dude always gives me chills.
 Another time I ding dong ditched this house but my friend stayed on the porch with an air horn and when the dude walked outside he just blew it in his ear. That wasn't that regular just really funny/mean.
I've got a lot more but I can't think of any right now.

one time in high school me and my friends burned a line of gasoline across this street and some car just pulled up, stopped, and started honking at it

[tumeke]

I love these type of threads. I didn't really do anything crazy, but when I was young me and my friend would always play "soccer" inside my house, and I fell and smashed my eyebrow open. had to get a bunch of stitches and I still have a gay ass scar on my eyebrow.

Friend there is no such thing as a gay facial scar. You get to look intimidating and have a certain level of mystique about you. Chicks drip over that shit

[ahl33]

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I love these type of threads. I didn't really do anything crazy, but when I was young me and my friend would always play "soccer" inside my house, and I fell and smashed my eyebrow open. had to get a bunch of stitches and I still have a gay ass scar on my eyebrow.

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Friend there is no such thing as a gay facial scar. You get to look intimidating and have a certain level of mystique about you. Chicks drip over that shit

"chicks drip over that shit"

[Donkey Lips]

one time in high school me and my friends burned a line of gasoline across this street and some car just pulled up, stopped, and started honking at it

used to do shit like that all the time. we used to line up shopping carts from the local supermarket across the road. it was in a 30mph zone so we knew there was no real threat to a car...never thought about a motorcycle though. people would just get out and honk, turn around or sometimes one or two people would move a few of the carts to drive through. this turned into stealing shopping carts and hucking them off this 100ft bridge nearby into a river during the night.
throwing rocks at cars was a must - but we eventually upgraded to old christmas light bulbs packed in snowballs. when it was warmer weather, it was time to go to the high school and shoot out the lightbulbs of the scoreboard with bb guns. i heard this was the worst thing ever - because the only way to get the bulb out was to unscrew it from the bulb, so whoever the poor fuck was that had to change all of those, had to stick his hand into hundreds of sockets filled with broken glass to try and unscrew the remainder of the bulb.

probably one of the cooler things was when a bunch of us had a party at like 17 years old...a car full of older girls came that we didnt know. they show up to the house, get drunk and go crazy. i remember a buddy saying he didnt want one of the chicks there because they would get the cops called on us so we tell them we're all going down the street to this other houseparty.  they get out on the lawn, we lock them out and just continue to party without them.  i guess all five of them were fucked up and decided they had to drive anyway. about a mile down the road they got pulled over and got a list of charges. the driver got a dwi under the age of 21 (license gone for a year plus about 2 grand in fines) i guess they bumped a parked car, seatbelt tickets, failure to signal, failure to yeild to an officer...all these fuckin bogus charges.  some of the chicks were locked up for a day or two since they were 18 or 19.  one of the chicks became my girlfriend sadly.

[LloydChristmas]

one of the chicks became my girlfriend sadly.

haha

my neighborhood friends and i were inspired by ninja turtles, and we knew about an entrance to the sewer system in our neighborhood.  we were all around 8-10 years old so we could fit in these drainage pipes (which were miles long by the way).  all you could see down there was light at the end of each tunnel where a drain on the road was.  i went in and explored for hours not realizing that my friends had left and gone home at some point.  then i realized i didn't remember how to get back to the entrance.  it took probably an hour 1/2 of crawling through spider webs until i found the entrance, right before the sun went down.  that may not seem that scary to read, but imagine being like 10 years old...gave me nightmares.