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Re: Epic Beard Man and Amber Lamps
« Reply #120 on: February 17, 2010, 10:11:35 PM »
Last time I was on the bart, I thought a nearly identical thing was going to happen between a young white gangsta-guy and an older black guy... they were getting really heated (pretty sure both were fucked up) then the white guy walked to one end of the car, and when the thing stopped both dudes got off on either end of the car). Just as we were pulling away from the last stop in Oakland (towards SF) the old dude pulled out a big ass knife... luckily they walked in different directions.

Seeing shit like that in such a squeezed environment is sooooo sketch.
That's my old stop! West Oakland. That bart stop is sketchy as fuck. While I was living there some girl got kidnapped, raped, and killed from there.

Oakland is fucking nuts. Everybody there is fucking crazy. Even the people who aren't violent crazy like both of those dudes are crazy in some way. I'm not surprised it happened there. I miss that town. Weird racial shit can go down, but it has to do with the fact that it is one of the most diverse cities you will ever visit, and I love that. It's like an island of realness in a state filled with plastic bullshit. I love a lot of the rest of the state and all, but a lot of it has something missing that Oakland has in spades.
I love how the filmer acts like she was some documentarian looking for art in the interview, when you can clearly hear that she  was a shit starting instigator.
How do you know that dude was a bear though? just looked like a dude with a beard to me.
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #121 on: February 18, 2010, 12:32:54 AM »
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #122 on: February 18, 2010, 03:22:06 AM »
I've never been so infatuated with someone so obscure before. I hope she succeeds in all of her pursuits.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #123 on: February 18, 2010, 03:57:56 AM »
I've never been so infatuated with someone so obscure before. I hope she succeeds in all of her pursuits.

i just found this

http://amberlamps.co.cc/
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #124 on: February 18, 2010, 04:01:49 AM »
thank you
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #125 on: February 18, 2010, 04:48:40 AM »
Oooooh, what you do to meeee....
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #126 on: February 18, 2010, 06:39:47 AM »

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #127 on: February 18, 2010, 06:42:07 AM »


this was funny, maybe it has been posted, I didn't check the other pages

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #129 on: February 18, 2010, 08:19:18 AM »
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I've never been so infatuated with someone so obscure before. I hope she succeeds in all of her pursuits.
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i just found this

http://amberlamps.co.cc/

Oh Em Gee, that girl is gonna freak once she sees this.  No way she doesn't already know about it. 

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #131 on: February 18, 2010, 08:52:51 AM »

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #132 on: February 18, 2010, 09:02:18 AM »
She's something like a phenomenon.
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #133 on: February 18, 2010, 09:14:56 AM »

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #134 on: February 18, 2010, 10:22:41 AM »

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #135 on: February 18, 2010, 11:13:59 AM »

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #136 on: February 18, 2010, 12:49:37 PM »

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #137 on: February 18, 2010, 01:21:07 PM »
god damn i love the internet.  :)

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #138 on: February 18, 2010, 02:23:01 PM »
The fact that everyone is loving this so much (not just here but the whole damn internet) goes to show how sick people are of dealing with fucking "gansta" trash.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #139 on: February 18, 2010, 02:46:29 PM »
You're right, it has nothing to do with people liking the underdog.  It's about everyone's hatred for "gangsta trash".  Holy FUCK you are a stupid kid.  It wasn't even the black dude who started it.  Like whoever said earlier.. "both idiots".

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #140 on: February 18, 2010, 03:00:52 PM »
it has nothing to do with dislike for 'gangsta trash' and everything to do with like for people wearing baby blue and throwin punches like mr. dream. 

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #141 on: February 18, 2010, 03:03:42 PM »
Amazing...

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #142 on: February 18, 2010, 07:49:34 PM »
i love how that girl is the most popular girl on the internet right now(amber lamps)

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #143 on: February 18, 2010, 07:58:19 PM »
This leprechaun?:


Hahaha. I'm trying so hard to find that episode of South Park where they make fun of the dude in the baby blue hat.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #144 on: February 18, 2010, 08:58:11 PM »
i love how that girl is the most popular girl on the internet right now(amber lamps)
I imagine her blushing at that thought.
Spray it like a high-rank sniper in the West Bank.

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #145 on: February 18, 2010, 09:08:34 PM »
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i love how that girl is the most popular girl on the internet right now(amber lamps)
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I imagine her blushing at that thought.
I imagine her just chilling there with her ipod, casually checking out the insanity
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #146 on: February 18, 2010, 09:16:56 PM »
I asked my friend in SF about this yesterday and he said he's seen some weird shit. 

One time he was riding and there was an Asian man doing karate on the bus and talking to himself.  Well, he's spinning around kicking and kicked some 6ft thug in the back.  My friend said the thug slowly turned around to look at the guy and said, "Step the fuck off, son".


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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #147 on: February 18, 2010, 09:19:13 PM »


omg

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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #148 on: February 18, 2010, 09:23:41 PM »
Everyone join her Facebook page

Amber Lamps Fan Page

Someone's already lookin' for love.
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Re: Aging Bear Mauls Black Man on Public Transit
« Reply #149 on: February 18, 2010, 09:45:32 PM »
Everyone join her Facebook page

Amber Lamps Fan Page

Someone's already lookin' for love.

she's probably pissing her pants right now