Author Topic: Awkward Sexual Experiences (Read 464633 times)

sultsult · « **Reply #420 on:** May 16, 2011, 01:57:36 AM »

back in jr high me and my skate buddies always tried to get chicks and I had a nice downstairs scene in my house where it was pretty much separate and I had it to myself, so we would get chicks to come over and my mom was pretty cool.. anyways, my friend had been telling me how this chick who was into him wanted to have a 3 way with us and everything, i was so stoked, but this was most definitely my "awkward phase" chubby, had long hair, round glasses, dressed like and idiot, basic skate rat.. anyways, we ended up having 2 chicks over one night along with like 8 of my friends, so we were all hanging out and eventually got to some private time.. which ended up being my two "better looking" (at the time, what does that even mean in 8th grade)? and my one friend who had "done stuff" and me with these 2 chicks on this futon in the guest room.. the two chicks started making out with my 2 friends immediately and i was stoked, thinkin this was gona be some kinda orgy sitch, so in order to get the mashups goin i yelled out "switch!" however it backfired and the two chicks just switched between my two friends.. so at this point im between my two friends with chicks on top, and my other friend in the room starts jacking it hanging off the side of the bed.. just as one of the chicks got her tittes out one of my other friends tried to come in the room and i quickly shooed him away, but nothing ended up happening for me. not sure whether my friend jacking off finished or not.

sultsult · « **Reply #421 on:** May 16, 2011, 05:38:51 AM »

couple more

once i walked into my room and my dad was jacking off to porn on my computer,sitting in my chair... i think it was so his wife wouldnt see porn on their computer.. but it got awkward cause after i left and went upstairs, he didnt come up for a few more minutes, and when he did we had some weird awkward ass "everybody does it" talk.. well more him talking than me

also once i was really drunk at my friends house and this girl i had always liked was there.. i could her here fucking her bf at the time and i got really pissed and ended up calling a hooker from craigslist.. had never done that (and have again to this day) but anyways this chick ends up coming over, straight up in a car with a skinny black pimp, i meet her on the street and bring her into this room i didnt think anyone was staying in.. it was my homies room but he had been sleeping in his moms while she was out of town.. anyways we get down to business and she just smells rank, stinkin up the whole room, the my homey comes in! hes just like what the fuck. but at least i wasnt on his bed, i had chosen the mattress on the floor.. but i had just given this bitch like 130$ so i had to finish. my friend came in one more time before i nutted and it was so fucked.. i had to just make this hooker leave... then my friend was so pissed at my i ended up just walking like 4 miles home.. i think i actually asked the hooker if i could pay them for a ride... but anyways, my friend called my the next day and told me his ipod touch was missing.. that sex ended up costing me like 450$ but somehow i played it so my friends never found out she was a pro.

finknoos · « **Reply #422 on:** May 16, 2011, 06:02:44 AM »

Quote from: HATE! on May 16, 2011, 05:59:45 AM

Damn dude.? WTF does it take to get a fucking HBO series about you and Rawb in one house?

fuck HBO, just make it a slap internet series, a new video every week of their crazy antics, id even pay to see that shit

Bobbito · « **Reply #423 on:** May 16, 2011, 08:30:49 AM »

Quote from: HATE! on May 16, 2011, 08:25:02 AM

I immediately cast Michael Cera as sultsult and The Shermanator as Rawb. The show will be called "Threesome on Fingerblast Mountain"

hahahahahaha these two are so fitting. Let's get to work on the pilot

Lordata · « **Reply #424 on:** May 16, 2011, 10:34:36 AM »

Quote from: Bobbito on May 16, 2011, 08:30:49 AM

Quote from: HATE! on May 16, 2011, 08:25:02 AM
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I immediately cast Michael Cera as sultsult and The Shermanator as Rawb. The show will be called "Threesome on Fingerblast Mountain"
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hahahahahaha these two are so fitting. Let's get to work on the pilot

It would definitely fill in the lack of original video content between OIAMs. How close do Rawb and Sultsult live? and does one of them need a roommate?

sultsult · « **Reply #425 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:07:54 PM »

WA state for me! haha.. do you guys know me from the OG boards, that was my heydey, although most of my awkward sexual experiences happened after those days..

dontfearthereefer92 · « **Reply #426 on:** May 16, 2011, 12:17:03 PM »

oh god i think i can contribute to this thread

Clayton · « **Reply #427 on:** May 16, 2011, 04:04:22 PM »

I went to a rave a couple years ago. Walked around rolling on E with my shirt off. Went hunting for sluts, made eye contact with one dressed up as Sailor Moon and instantly knew it was on. Without saying a word she came up to me, bent over to the front, touched her toes, got low got low. Thong under the skirt, ass fully out, boner fully emerging. This type of behavior went on for another 5 minutes or so until she was on her knees cupping my boner through my pants with her mouth. She started unbuttoning, but as soon as my inner conscience kicked in and I realized I was about to have my dick out in front of hundreds of people I pussed out and made her stop.

In my defense I humped her twice at later dates. She was 19, still in high school because she failed a grade, had the grammar of a 3rd grader yet fine as shit. I'm looking through my text messages, she spelled out "schedule" as "scedual." Simple things like that prevented me from continuous hump dates.

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #428 on:** May 16, 2011, 11:05:35 PM »

do you have pictures of her in sailor moon outfit

rocklobster · « **Reply #429 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:24:58 AM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 16, 2011, 11:05:35 PM

do you have pictures of her in sailor moon outfit

rocklobster · « **Reply #430 on:** May 17, 2011, 10:46:17 AM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on February 21, 2010, 05:33:57 PM

had a girl at a party ask if she could watch me and my gf. i thought this was code for "i wanna have a three way" so i'm hyped. basically she just sat in the backseat of my car watching my ex girlfriend blow me. you'd think this would be cool but it was pretty strange.
had a time where i was walking home from a party my freshman year. while walking home i'm passing by this sorority and infront of the living room window there's a chick on her knees with a dude whacking his dick against her face while a ton of people are surrounding the room cheering. like something out of a website.

i've woken up next to multiple people boning and i always run for it. i don't want anything sprayed on me.

digging out a classic.... struggled so hard not to laugh while talking to my girl on the phone....

Clayton · « **Reply #431 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 16, 2011, 11:05:35 PM

do you have pictures of her in sailor moon outfit

No, but she has a few dozen of the most regular pictures of her in her underwear posted on facebook.

Cadillac Ranch Dressing · « **Reply #432 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:35:06 PM »

Quote from: Clayton on May 17, 2011, 04:27:48 PM

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 16, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
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do you have pictures of her in sailor moon outfit
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No, but she has a few dozen of the most regular pictures of her in her underwear posted on facebook.

illiterate and can fly? looks like a catch to me!

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #433 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Clayton on May 17, 2011, 04:27:48 PM

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 16, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
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do you have pictures of her in sailor moon outfit
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No, but she has a few dozen of the most regular pictures of her in her underwear posted on facebook.

Yep, she's regular.

bentmode · « **Reply #434 on:** May 17, 2011, 04:50:51 PM »

looks healthy though.

Eric Harris · « **Reply #435 on:** May 23, 2011, 07:11:20 PM »

does she even have a schedule?
if she attended columbine in 1999 i am the reason for her failing that grade.

Sexy Alf · « **Reply #436 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:57:53 PM »

Quote from: Eric Harris on May 23, 2011, 07:11:20 PM

does she even have a schedule?
if she attended columbine in 1999 i am the reason for her failing that grade.

I thought you were dead.

Doogie Howser Ph.D. · « **Reply #437 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:45:29 AM »

When I realized Sexy Alf was sexy

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #438 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:52:40 AM »

Quote from: Doogie Howser link=topic=42479.msg1453089#msg1453089 date=1306241129

When I realized Sexy Alf was sexy

it's that bronze muscled body and that semi erect dick

the ragamuffin · « **Reply #439 on:** May 24, 2011, 12:33:50 PM »

Quote from: Clayton on May 17, 2011, 04:27:48 PM

Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 16, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
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do you have pictures of her in sailor moon outfit
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No, but she has a few dozen of the most regular pictures of her in her underwear posted on facebook.

HAHAHAHAH holy shit what the fuck is going on in this picture? Post More!

bentmode · « **Reply #440 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:02:18 PM »

wat, no dylan klebold account?

Dylan Klebold · « **Reply #441 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:56:05 PM »

Dylan Klebold · « **Reply #442 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:56:45 PM »

bentmode · « **Reply #443 on:** May 24, 2011, 08:14:55 PM »

Clayton · « **Reply #444 on:** May 26, 2011, 11:44:05 AM »

Quote from: the ragamuffin on May 24, 2011, 12:33:50 PM

Quote from: Clayton on May 17, 2011, 04:27:48 PM
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Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on May 16, 2011, 11:05:35 PM
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do you have pictures of her in sailor moon outfit
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No, but she has a few dozen of the most regular pictures of her in her underwear posted on facebook.

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HAHAHAHAH holy shit what the fuck is going on in this picture? Post More!

One night I was drunk and tried to get her to come over and do things to my wiener but she didn't wanna make the hour drive. Deleted her from the Facebook the next day, otherwise I would post more. They're so bad they're good. That one was so ridiculous I had to save it to my hd. I have another saved but mostly because it's a pretty good shot of her butt, not for the comedic purposes.

Doogie Howser Ph.D. · « **Reply #445 on:** May 26, 2011, 12:22:39 PM »

Post it. Oh yeah, whats her name? Im adding this bitch

Firebert · « **Reply #446 on:** May 26, 2011, 01:28:59 PM »

Me and my longtime woman get drunk and end up 69 rimming each other, it wasn't awkward for me, but she doesn't like talking about it ever.

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #447 on:** May 27, 2011, 02:35:58 AM »

Quote from: Firebert on May 26, 2011, 01:28:59 PM

Me and my longtime woman get drunk and end up 69 rimming each other, it wasn't awkward for me, but she doesn't like talking about it ever.

i guess that experience left a foul aftertaste...

Clayton · « **Reply #448 on:** May 27, 2011, 10:23:43 AM »

Quote from: Doogie Howser link=topic=42479.msg1454436#msg1454436 date=1306437759

Post it. Oh yeah, whats her name? Im adding this bitch

I thought Doogie Howser's gay?

Doogie Howser Ph.D. · « **Reply #449 on:** May 27, 2011, 11:59:05 AM »

Bitch please. Im gonna brand that hoe

Author Topic: Awkward Sexual Experiences (Read 464633 times)

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