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I had sex for the first time a few weeks ago and lasted about a minute. maybe this should've gone in the real confessions thread. either way, it was awkward.
i had this issue when i was younger. fuck with the TV on...works wonders
see, it takes me fucking forever to bust a nut. TV just makes me more distracted.
The girl i'm fucking now can go forever. Woke me up the other night and said "i'm awake. i don't want you to go to bed. round 4?" I was like damn. started smashing and she is dripping wet. so i flip her over and start slapping against her ass. I end up getting off too. So i pass out and she wakes me up again at 7am because she is leaving for work. She says "you've got 2 minutes. start fucking me now" I've got heart burn like a motherfucker from drinking JD all night, I'm ripping stank bombs from mixing the booze with hummus for dinner, and I'm trying to fucking sleep. I open my eyes, look around, and think to myself "fuck, what am I getting myself into?" We ended up fucking for a half or so. I had to pass out when she left though and I'm feeling old. hahah, I'm good with a couple sessions a week, you know? 4x in 14 hours just ain't where i'm at right now. i like to sleep.
I don't know if this is a good one to get into. Good in bed=crazy in the head... meh, i'll see how it goes
Not all chicks that are good in the sack are crazy, but surely, almost ALL crazy ones are good in the bed. Kinda like all hatchbacks aren't station wagons....eh fuck it, you get the point.
My tolerance for crazy has actually grown wider throughout the years, so my advice to you, sir, is to blast through it until you're dealing with more drama than decent sex. Keep in mind though, I'm a complete idiot. Good luck on your future endeavors Steve.
haha, man, my tolerance for crazy has dropped considerably. I'm an empathic guy and used to think "ah, with some help or love, she'll be alright" FUCK THAT. if someone needs to be fixed, i'm all set with doing it. I've dated some chicks who ride under the crazy train. Trying to get knocked up, lying about psychiatric conditions/medication, shit like that.
I'm an intense person and do well with direction, I can't have anyone fucking with that. Because I'm a nice guy I attract the crazies. I used to find myself attracted to them too, thinking they were more interesting and genuine than other girls. I'm all about making eye contact when i talk with anyone and am generally very open and sincere in conversation and expression, unstable people feel
safe in my company. I've been learning the signs of what i don't want to deal with and I'm doing alright with it. I get laid far less often, but i don't generally have the headaches. It's alright. Of course there is the standard of what and how much you are willing to deal with. It takes time to figure it out.
This one, well, i'll see how it goes. I don't think she's too batty but at the first sign, i'm out. I hate that "i love you" shit. fucking a