Most of my sexual encounters are awkward but I’ll go with the time I took a Xanax and drank a forty....
I grew up in a small town in Texas called palacios, there isn’t much to do, it is a coastal town so there was a sea wall and a couple other small Rinky dink places to skate, so not much to do if your a kid unless it’s party. Anyways I was a little more inexperienced with pharmaceutical drugs when I was younger and a friend of mine gave me yellow football, to which I ate without thinking twice, how could something so small do anything to me??? So we hear about this party this girl is having at her and her boyfriends place, the dude is gone with his parents to some funeral or something of that nature. We get to the party and it’s already getting crazy, the pill I had taken started working and I began to feel a little loose and more talkative, I’m usually not one to spark up conversations or anything but I became quite the babble mouth. Someone had purchased a 12 pack of forties and someone handed me one not knowing that the pill and the forty is really gonna make this quite possible one of the most embarrassing nights of my life, I’m about 150 on a good day, so one forty is already gonna make me feel some type of way but you add a benzo in the mix...whew I’m fucked, the girl who was hosting this party had always had a thing for me and we always were flirty but she always had a dude and I’m kind of a stickler for being faithful, we end up kicking it talking about bands or some shit movies or whatever the fuck I go on about, this is where things get blurry... we end up making out and messing around or whatever, and things end up happening so we go look around for an empty bedroom at this house her and her dude were renting, she didn’t wanna go into their bedroom but there two more in the house, the first one is occupied with some people doing coke so we go to this other one and I remember walking into one door and seeing like two more on the other side of the room, like the double doors that open up together, and I was like man three doors into this one room wierd (this come into play later) so whatever we get down to business start fucking and whatnot, she pretty loud and even though there was a party I was still concerned about someone hearing, I didn’t wanna get caught up, so we switch positions and I start smashing her from behind, smacking her ass and she’s moaning and shit just having a good time, then I hear someone at the big double doors “you hear that?” BOOM they slam open and the entire party is looking at me smashing this chick from behind buck naked, I guess those door opened up into the living room and this room was an office the converted to a bedroom, anyways I continued to fuck this chick as the party watched for a good 15 seconds with no concern..because of the Xanax, the person who opened the door shut it... and we finished up, but so now every once and awhile when I go visit my hometown someone usually brings up the time in high school the entire school saw my stroke game....but I never had a problem getting women the rest of the time I was in school, so I guess it started out as an awkward story but ended up a positive story..... getting girls out of high school was a lot harder come to find out