Im 16 at the time (10 years ago) Im drunk as fuck at this random house party in Australia and my homie says 'oi cunt we need to get some girls' so we go our seperate ways walking around this dudes backyard trying to find some while shitty dubstep/trap music plays in the background. I find this one chick i ve spoken to on facebook a few times and we immediately start making out and im like fuck yeah, look over at my mate and hes doing the same thing haha eventually me and my mate start chilling by ourselves having some drinks then I look up and see this girl ive been seeing on and off again for a bit, she walks into the party sees me and starts walking over i look at my mate like oh shit. She comes up to me pushes me into the wooden fence which snaps a little bit and starts aggresively making out with me while putting my hands on her ass and pussy then says 'I heard you where kissing other girls' then walks off haha i look at my mate like wtf then look around and the whole party has stopped and everyones just staring at me.
Im 17 doing party photograpy at this girl I grew up withs 17th, taking photos and shit then this girl takes my hand and says 'come with me the birthday girl wants to see you' so we go into this room and I start making out with the birthday girl while the other girls getting my pants off and and about to suck my dick the door flys open and 3 randoms are like 'oi photographer we want some photos cunt' which ruined the mood and we stopped, I went back to drinking and smoking some weed while taking photos, next thing i know the same thing happens again 'birthday girl wants to see you blah blah' so I go into her room and start making out with these 2 girls then we start moving towards her bed and we all just stop and look at her bed and we see my homie who smoked way to much passed the fuck out on the bed haha so we say fuck it and get on the other side of the bed and start getting down to business when my homie wakes up and says 'mmouuth ddrry neeed waattter' we all laugh but the mood is ruined once again and the girls arent interested anymore and leave then this chick in my class comes in laughs at me then takes the shoelaces out of my shoes then runs off with them, So im sitting there with a passed out homie with cotton mouth, a boner and converse with no shoe laces like fuck my life.
Not awkward but my proudest moment was fucking 2 chicks in one day, one in the morning and one at night.
Fucking girlfriend in my room with the lights off when my door opens and my mums standing there saying 'dinners ready' and im like ok be up upstairs in a minute then having to awkwardly sit at the dinner table with my gf and mum.
My dads out of town so what else does a seventeen year old do but have massive party haha so I post a facebook status *bad idea*
like 70 people show up and its pretty wild, chicks are in the spa in their bra and underwear when my homie who skates decides 'the spa needs bubbles' so he puts dishwashing soap in it and bubbles covered most of the backyard, The chick from the first story shows up and takes me to my room and we start getting naked while my house is full of people partying hard, music loud as fuck and underage people drinking. I go down on her and my homies keep opening my door yelling 'fuck yeah' and i have to keep stopping and telling them to fuck off because i dont have a lock on my door, the chick says just lock your door so i pretend i lock it haha and try get back to business eveythings going well when they open it again all like 'yeah bro fucking smash her' so i get pissed off and put my shelf infront of the door which blocks it and we get back to business i finally get it in and we fuck for like 1 minute when my homies at the door like 'cops are here bro' so i pull out and have to go drunkenly talk to the cops who tell me to shut it down and kick everyone out. everyone leaves and she stays but doesnt want to fuck anymore and its awkward as so i just pass out haha ill post a pic from the party.
Partying with 2 homies and one girl that goes to university with one of them, we are all high as fuck and drunk and my mate who brang the girl is trying to get with her but she isnt having any of it, she isnt the best looking and not very fit so im not that interested but after a few more shots I go sit on the couch and she comes and sits next to me and puts her legs ontop of mine and im just like wow wtf, my homie comes over and gets all pissed off and she says lets go upstairs hes jealous, so im just like whatever we go chill in my room and shes showing me the music on her phone and I see that she has the one song me and my mates made for our shitty little metalcore band hahah I tell her i was the vocalist for that band and shes like 'omg no way' and starts taking off her clothes,bends over and says fuck me and honestly im kinda grossed out but im drunk so i just think oh well fuck it i guess this is what rockstars do, dick is barely hard because whiskey as,fuck her for like 2 minutes then just get up and leave and go sleep in a different room and its cracks me up what she was thinking just sitting in my room in the dark wondering when ill come back ,was very awkward the next day and she was pissed.
Ive read most of this thread and had some great laughs my stories arent the best but wanted to add some to keep it alive (me in the red shirt) My mate filmed the whole party and i made a video edit so if people want i can post the link