Author Topic: Would You Fuck Miss Piggy? (Read 6009 times)

Watson · « **on:** February 21, 2010, 10:43:35 PM »

Seriously. She seems like she's dying for dick.

heckler · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:44:42 PM »

This should be a poll. Yes.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #2 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:48:32 PM »

so you saw that new disney land commercial?
she has got more sex appeal then some alley mcbeal. some like a girl with some thigh, not some bone dry humpkin pie ohh me ohh my

Useless Wooden Bench · « **Reply #3 on:** February 21, 2010, 10:55:24 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/v/BYSTcOtS6Ic&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00

Could you really do that to Kermit?

jack burton · « **Reply #4 on:** February 21, 2010, 11:19:13 PM »

yea but since shes such a bitch it would be more of a hate fuck.

happy face · « **Reply #5 on:** February 21, 2010, 11:23:16 PM »

nope. but id eat her ass for sure.

Nic · « **Reply #6 on:** February 21, 2010, 11:30:35 PM »

Quote from: happy face on February 21, 2010, 11:23:16 PM

nope. but id eat her ass for sure.

I'm a little confused, do you mean tossing her salad or actually eating her.

I probably would, I always thought the girl from Penelope looked better with the pig nose. Maybe I have a fetish for pig noses?

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #7 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:10:28 AM »

Quote from: Nic on February 21, 2010, 11:30:35 PM

Quote from: happy face on February 21, 2010, 11:23:16 PM
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nope. but id eat her ass for sure.
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I'm a little confused, do you mean tossing her salad or actually eating her.

I probably would, I always thought the girl from Penelope looked better with the pig nose. Maybe I have a fetish for pig noses?

I think that was the pun, and it was awesome.
And to answer the question, I'm not sure. Somebody post a picture of a pig vagina.

tysj! · « **Reply #8 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:13:26 AM »

Quote from: jack burton on February 21, 2010, 11:19:13 PM

yea but since shes such a bitch it would be more of a hate fuck.

snickers · « **Reply #9 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:29:58 AM »

She seems like she would do anal.

EDIT: She'd probably ask for it.

beardface · « **Reply #10 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:41:18 AM »

Quote from: happy face on February 21, 2010, 11:23:16 PM

what the...

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #11 on:** February 22, 2010, 04:16:53 AM »

oh hell yeah, every chick muppet. even gonzo's chicken camilla.

grimcity · « **Reply #12 on:** February 22, 2010, 05:37:00 AM »

Yes, but I want Janice thrown into the mix.

Bobby Peru · « **Reply #13 on:** February 22, 2010, 12:16:20 PM »

Quote from: The Gipper on February 22, 2010, 01:10:28 AM

Quote from: Nic on February 21, 2010, 11:30:35 PM
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Quote from: happy face on February 21, 2010, 11:23:16 PM
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nope. but id eat her ass for sure.
[close]

I'm a little confused, do you mean tossing her salad or actually eating her.

I probably would, I always thought the girl from Penelope looked better with the pig nose. Maybe I have a fetish for pig noses?
[close]
I think that was the pun, and it was awesome.
And to answer the question, I'm not sure. Somebody post a picture of a pig vagina.

From what I understand, pig vagina is supposed to be similar to humans.

But no, I wouldn't. She's like proto-Snooki in puppet pig form. If I'm nailing any of my fictional childhood crushes, it's Daphne.

loophole · « **Reply #14 on:** February 22, 2010, 12:17:54 PM »

fuck yeah i would. i've always secretly been into her. she's like that bratty milf who gives you money after you fuck her.

Bipsmound · « **Reply #15 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:10:03 PM »

If anybody's down for the double team, we could do some damage on the nasal front.

odp · « **Reply #16 on:** February 22, 2010, 01:47:13 PM »

i wonder if that big black dude in the disney/habitat for humanity commercial has done her? suuuuu eEEEE! squeal like a pig!

HoneyBear · « **Reply #17 on:** February 22, 2010, 02:13:08 PM »

No.I used to be really afraid of her when i was a kid.no joke.

Crazy Ralph · « **Reply #18 on:** February 22, 2010, 02:32:24 PM »

Quote from: Bobby Peru on February 22, 2010, 12:16:20 PM

Quote from: The Gipper on February 22, 2010, 01:10:28 AM
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Quote from: Nic on February 21, 2010, 11:30:35 PM
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Quote from: happy face on February 21, 2010, 11:23:16 PM
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nope. but id eat her ass for sure.
[close]

I'm a little confused, do you mean tossing her salad or actually eating her.

I probably would, I always thought the girl from Penelope looked better with the pig nose. Maybe I have a fetish for pig noses?
[close]
amen to that
I think that was the pun, and it was awesome.
And to answer the question, I'm not sure. Somebody post a picture of a pig vagina.
[close]

From what I understand, pig vagina is supposed to be similar to humans.

But no, I wouldn't. She's like proto-Snooki in puppet pig form. If I'm nailing any of my fictional childhood crushes, it's Daphne.

Stoeipoes · « **Reply #19 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:19:21 PM »

I always wanted to fuck bulma from dbz

yeah dude! · « **Reply #20 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:23:27 PM »

Quote from: Bipsmound on February 22, 2010, 01:10:03 PM

If anybody's down for the double team, we could do some damage on the nasal front.

This really had me fucking laughing.

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #21 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:29:05 PM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on February 21, 2010, 10:44:42 PM

This should be a poll. Yes.

Seriously Wilson...make it a poll.

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #22 on:** February 22, 2010, 03:29:43 PM »

Quote from: yeah dude! on February 22, 2010, 03:23:27 PM

Quote from: Bipsmound on February 22, 2010, 01:10:03 PM
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If anybody's down for the double team, we could do some damage on the nasal front.
[close]

This really had me fucking laughing.

Holy Shit...I love you Bipsmound!!

raul · « **Reply #23 on:** February 23, 2010, 08:07:06 PM »

She seems like the girl that's down for a fuck whenever but I'd have too much dignity to stoop to that level unless I was black out status. Then I'd probably love it and do it again sneakily.

Quote from: Stoeipoes on February 22, 2010, 03:19:21 PM

I always wanted to fuck bulma from dbz

I hate that you said this.. because I can't help but feel the need to admit it too.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #24 on:** February 23, 2010, 08:51:19 PM »

but to answer your question... sure, why not. preferably in da butt... standing up... while she is on rollerblades so after each thrust i have to chase that tail with my piggly wiggly

Bobbito · « **Reply #25 on:** February 23, 2010, 08:55:55 PM »

Quote from: jack burton on February 21, 2010, 11:19:13 PM

yea but since shes such a bitch it would be more of a hate fuck.

big time

sectachrome · « **Reply #26 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:17:10 PM »

Yep. Id double team her with Gonzo (that nose seems like it would really hit the g spot) and Id video tape it and send it to Kermit.

jack burton · « **Reply #27 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:33:17 PM »

^ this is how theyll find him.

verbal ham · « **Reply #28 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:49:16 PM »

hells yeah, that bitch is a virgin
<img src="http://static.photo.net/attachments/bboard/007/007WYP-16793384.jpg"><br>umm,umm um um um dat ass
for real though, i would love to violate
<img src="http://insaneramblingsitcomzombie.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/miss-piggy-poses-for-playboar.jpg">

natenola forever · « **Reply #29 on:** February 23, 2010, 10:49:13 PM »

Weird thats the bar i lurk out at all the time, Diabolik lives right around the corner

Author Topic: Would You Fuck Miss Piggy? (Read 6009 times)

Nic

loophole

odp

HoneyBear

yeah dude!

raul