Author Topic: Ke$ha (Read 15414 times)

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #60 on:** March 26, 2010, 01:25:04 PM »

this is fucking incredible

sage · « **Reply #61 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:38:01 PM »

is this a real human being?

Bubblegum Tate · « **Reply #62 on:** March 26, 2010, 04:54:49 PM »

TheHyphyVelociraptor · « **Reply #63 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:11:31 PM »

Die, motherfucker. That shit was so lame, I have no fucking idea how I made it up to a minute.

TheFreshSC · « **Reply #64 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:20:04 PM »

AV club dork with premature male pattern balding ≠ warthog singing "tik tok"

watch the video before you link it, bubblegum

kilgore. · « **Reply #65 on:** March 26, 2010, 05:25:46 PM »

uffie>ke$ha

realitycontrol · « **Reply #66 on:** March 26, 2010, 07:43:23 PM »

Quote from: kilgore. on March 26, 2010, 05:25:46 PM

uffie>ke$ha

no doubt, both in looks and music (though im not much of fan of uffie's either).

when i first heard tik tok on the radio i actually thought that uffie had crossed over to the MTV crowd.

lazy · « **Reply #67 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:48:03 PM »

Quote from: realitycontrol on March 26, 2010, 07:43:23 PM

Quote from: kilgore. on March 26, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
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uffie>ke$ha
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no doubt, both in looks and music (though im not much of fan of uffie's either).

when i first heard tik tok on the radio i actually thought that uffie had crossed over to the MTV crowd.

i <3 uffie. but, i don't think ke$ha sounds anything like uffie. no contest

timmyturnstains · « **Reply #68 on:** March 26, 2010, 11:26:45 PM »

Quote from: busey on March 24, 2010, 09:26:16 PM

i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.

you just made my day .

layzieyez · « **Reply #69 on:** March 26, 2010, 11:43:29 PM »

Quote from: timmyturnstains on March 26, 2010, 11:26:45 PM

Quote from: busey on March 24, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
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i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
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you just made my day .

One time, I farted a loud, squealing, prolonged fart, and my wife comes in from the other room asking if I was calling her (I guess it did vaguely sound like I was calling her name). Ever since this happened, I'll occasionally bring this incident up whenever my wife is trying to be serious by imitating the squealing sound of that fart with her name. She fucking hates it, but still cracks up whenever I remind her that my ass spoke to her by calling out her name.

Bobbito · « **Reply #70 on:** March 27, 2010, 12:50:50 AM »

Quote from: timmyturnstains on March 26, 2010, 11:26:45 PM

Quote from: busey on March 24, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
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i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
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you just made my day .

I just wanted to quote you because your avatar is amazing hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahaha

Skateboarder. · « **Reply #71 on:** March 28, 2010, 06:32:13 PM »

three pages? I'm amazed. hahaha

maggot brain · « **Reply #72 on:** March 28, 2010, 07:06:22 PM »

would fuck only because it has holes on it

TheHyphyVelociraptor · « **Reply #73 on:** March 28, 2010, 07:10:03 PM »

Quote from: maggot brain on March 28, 2010, 07:06:22 PM

would fuck only because it has holes on it

Well, if you're fucking her, both of you would be drunk. And, she would have a shitload of makeup on. Why wouldn't you hit that, aside from the possible risk of genital herpes?

sweets · « **Reply #74 on:** March 28, 2010, 07:13:29 PM »

Quote from: layzieyez on March 26, 2010, 11:43:29 PM

Quote from: timmyturnstains on March 26, 2010, 11:26:45 PM
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Quote from: busey on March 24, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
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i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
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you just made my day .

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One time, I farted a loud, squealing, prolonged fart, and my wife comes in from the other room asking if I was calling her (I guess it did vaguely sound like I was calling her name). Ever since this happened, I'll occasionally bring this incident up whenever my wife is trying to be serious by imitating the squealing sound of that fart with her name. She fucking hates it, but still cracks up whenever I remind her that my ass spoke to her by calling out her name.

This conversation is the only logical route this thread deserves.

starvingrobot · « **Reply #75 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:52:54 AM »

so much fuckin WIN

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #76 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:55:54 AM »

i would blaze her like my name was john john blaizini

H8R part 4 · « **Reply #77 on:** March 29, 2010, 07:58:17 AM »

see was on the homepage of yahoo rocking a wizard coat looking like one of those LARP dorks.
my guess is shes trying to target the virgin market and cash in.

sweets · « **Reply #78 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:42:09 AM »

Quote from: you took to much on March 29, 2010, 03:37:59 AM

i've known that girl for years and while she has very little redeeming qualities besides her sexual habits, i guarentee 29 out of 30 people on here would blaze her. shes not as bad as you think, loves to drink, and always is wearing minimal clothing. its not as hard as you guys are making it out to be.

I believe this statement to be true.

essal · « **Reply #79 on:** April 03, 2010, 11:53:01 AM »

bumping this thread... it deserves at least 4 pages of dirty whore rumors and\or news

Bobbito · « **Reply #80 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:31:51 AM »

Quote from: sweets on March 29, 2010, 08:42:09 AM

Quote from: you took to much on March 29, 2010, 03:37:59 AM
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i've known that girl for years and while she has very little redeeming qualities besides her sexual habits, i guarentee 29 out of 30 people on here would blaze her. shes not as bad as you think, loves to drink, and always is wearing minimal clothing. its not as hard as you guys are making it out to be.
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I believe this statement to be true.

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Rihardslol · « **Reply #81 on:** April 04, 2010, 12:24:31 PM »

Bobbito · « **Reply #82 on:** April 04, 2010, 07:41:42 PM »

I'd give her one

Gorilla Flip · « **Reply #83 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:00:35 AM »

Quote from: oyolar on March 25, 2010, 11:56:27 AM

Didn't think she was too hot until I saw this:

I'd smash if she was like this, but my buddy watched her performance on Jimmy Kimmel live or one of those shows and told me she looked horrible. He said she's one of those girls who is naturally hot, but drinks a lot and shit so she just looks ragged.

Am I the only one who noticed the Supras?

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #84 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:33:55 AM »

I don't think anyone cares about the spaceman shoes. I care about tearing that chick in half.

edit - tearing her in half, vertically

smokecrack · « **Reply #85 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on April 05, 2010, 04:33:55 AM

I don't think anyone cares about the spaceman shoes. I care about tearing that chick in half.

edit - tearing her in half, vertically

damn, that sounds about right

Locbrew · « **Reply #86 on:** May 03, 2010, 07:24:02 PM »

Anybody see the Simpsons last night? They're intro was Tik Tok.

Bobbito · « **Reply #87 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:48:29 PM »

I'd still fuck her 1000 times even if the dude in the pic FGnP posted slayed her. Fuck it you live once and it's not like most girls we've fucked haven't gotten fucked or used at all before anyways.

EricLogan · « **Reply #88 on:** May 04, 2010, 05:13:30 AM »

she'll be winehouse'd within a year or two, not into it

Skateboarder. · « **Reply #89 on:** May 04, 2010, 02:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Locbrew on May 03, 2010, 07:24:02 PM

Anybody see the Simpsons last night? They're intro was Tik Tok.

That was so cool haha

Author Topic: Ke$ha (Read 15414 times)

sage

TheHyphyVelociraptor

TheFreshSC

TheHyphyVelociraptor

Rihardslol

smokecrack