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i just farted so loud and it sounded like it said "word up". i'm not even kidding.
you just made my day .
One time, I farted a loud, squealing, prolonged fart, and my wife comes in from the other room asking if I was calling her (I guess it did vaguely sound like I was calling her name). Ever since this happened, I'll occasionally bring this incident up whenever my wife is trying to be serious by imitating the squealing sound of that fart with her name. She fucking hates it, but still cracks up whenever I remind her that my ass spoke to her by calling out her name.