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I mean, if the creator of the universe is truly concerned with where you put your penis, then surely he has an opinion on who had the best part in Fully Flared.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 03:28:45 PM »
Absolutely.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2010, 04:19:34 PM »
If I were a single man, living in the mountains, creating my own currency, etc, then yes.

I wouldn't go for a BJ though. She's got an iron jaw and I'd hate for her to go into bitey mode.

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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2010, 04:30:48 PM »
Yeah. Maybe, if Neal Horsley had one of these, he wouldn't have fucked a mule or a watermelon.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 04:54:58 PM »
If it was white
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 05:05:21 PM »





i would

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 05:20:29 PM »
abd

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 05:34:04 PM »
If I were a single man, living in the mountains, creating my own currency, etc, then yes.

I wouldn't go for a BJ though. She's got an iron jaw and I'd hate for her to go into bitey mode.


Sounds a little out of character.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2010, 05:53:04 PM »
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If I were a single man, living in the mountains, creating my own currency, etc, then yes.

I wouldn't go for a BJ though. She's got an iron jaw and I'd hate for her to go into bitey mode.
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Sounds a little out of character.
I lol'd.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2010, 06:52:15 PM »
Oh fuck yeah I would! My only problem is that her lips aren't puffy enough, they need to add the slightest bit of silicone into those kissers

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2010, 09:18:40 PM »
Things I love about SLAP: Primary concern with amazing advances in technology is whether or not we would fuck them.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2010, 09:25:48 PM »
im sure if I was drunk enough I would fuck rosanne so yea, of course I would fuck a robot that looked like a presentable asian woman.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 09:27:08 PM »
Things I love about SLAP: Primary concern with amazing advances in technology is whether or not we would fuck them.

I think if anybody should be excited about sex with inanimate objects, it's you, Inanimate Object.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2010, 11:00:33 PM »
Possible 3 way?

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2010, 11:20:15 PM »
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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 12:09:31 AM »
Things I love about SLAP: Primary concern with amazing advances in technology is whether or not we would fuck them.
lol, SO true

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 03:48:40 AM »
id rather fuck her human counterpart
tricks are for kids , style is forever

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2010, 05:55:59 AM »
Absolutely.
She's got a multitude of things going for her...
I get to see Devil semi regularly and his little dude is rad as hell. My wife and I aren't into having little ones, but that'll give me more time to be a god uncle and teach Devil's spawn to slang weed.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2010, 07:10:52 AM »
No way.

The soul-less look in her eyes reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2010, 09:36:35 AM »
The creepiness factor of that would be way too high for me.

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2010, 10:08:09 AM »
would the other girl be controlling her from another room?

that would be weird man

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Re: would you fuck...?
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2010, 03:27:38 PM »
The photo looks like a normal woman and her mungy twin....basically yes