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HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« on: April 13, 2010, 10:36:15 PM »

rihanna is not IMO


sarah jessica parker. definitely not


lshes got sort of a pumpkin thing going but she makes up for it with her perky tits.   


shes a cutie but even cuter with my dick in her mouth. 


thats a bad picture.  drew can fulfill all your titty fucking fantasies.


naomi watts, i'm seriously in love with this woman.


   

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 10:42:45 PM »
why do i feel like someone already did this.
jk, but really i dont think angelina jolie is anywhere near as hot as she is credited.while she is hot as fuck she most certainly isnt the hottest chick ever.
sexy ass bitch


also i dont think paris hilton is super hot. epecially after seeing her sex video, ive seen much better tits

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 11:01:11 PM »
i'll give you angelina jolie but paris hilton, i don't think so. 
i mean, i wouldn't turn her down but she wouldn't be the first on my list of anything.
that bitch is stupid which automatically makes her ugly to me.


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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 11:15:04 PM »


Portia De Rossi. Why is she a lesbian.



Olivia Wilde. Stoked she isn't a lesbian.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 11:30:45 PM »


looks better with darker hair.

even if shes a man...
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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 11:56:33 PM »
I can't get down w/ megan fox, at all.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 12:05:03 AM »
I do not think any of the chicks faster! posted are hot except Rihanna. And she's only hot when she isn't trying to be edgy by mimicking punk/goth hairstyles. Also-Uma Thurman-not hot.



I was never too into that Gisele model for Victoria's Secret. Her nose kills it for me.
 


She looks fine here, but if you look through her pictures in a catalog, in like half of them her nose looks huge. She's attractive, but as attractive as people were saying she is.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2010, 12:19:22 AM »
hey faster how about i put my dick in your mouth

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2010, 01:04:38 AM »

Faster, you know you love it.
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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2010, 05:49:22 AM »
I do not think any of the chicks faster! posted are hot except Rihanna. And she's only hot when she isn't trying to be edgy by mimicking punk/goth hairstyles. Also-Uma Thurman-not hot.


Uma Thurman is HOT in my book!



Eventhough, since photoshop every bitch can look hot!

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2010, 07:00:22 AM »

I'd attempt to put a hurt on this hockey bunny, but I'm pretty sur eshe's worked in like an old baseball glove.

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we'd walk the pier and talk about our dreams.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2010, 07:23:18 AM »


i have dreams that i ignore her call for the 2nd time in a row so she throws a brick through my window then we smash stuff around my house while doing it. she is my future wife she just doesn't know it yet.

I rolled my ankle jacking off on a ladder.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2010, 07:28:04 AM »
I can't get down w/ megan fox, at all.
Agreed.
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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2010, 07:29:29 AM »
Hottest...



Anyone posted after this will be considered not hot.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2010, 07:57:42 AM »


i'd beat her coochie up

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2010, 08:24:35 AM »

not hot
weirdest face evar
tricks are for kids , style is forever

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2010, 08:51:16 AM »
HOT.


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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2010, 09:23:17 AM »


i'd beat her coochie up

She was so bad ass in Nip Tuck.

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2010, 10:57:10 AM »
posted this in the other thread, but hilary swank NOT HOT:

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2010, 11:15:04 AM »
Hottest...



Anyone posted after this will be considered not hot.
I never understood this one. I also agree that Angelina Jolie is WAY overrated.
not hot

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2010, 11:20:51 AM »
the main chick from the resident evil movies isnt hot imo, small ass tities.

her name is milla jovovich?

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« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2010, 11:32:29 AM »


i have dreams that i ignore her call for the 2nd time in a row so she throws a brick through my window then we smash stuff around my house while doing it. she is my future wife she just doesn't know it yet.


if you're calling her hot and truly wish for that, i must add that i full heartedly agree. that, or if she blows too much coke which leads to us fighting and then the eventual house shattering makeup sex

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2010, 11:50:45 AM »

Olivia Wilde. Stoked she isn't a lesbian.

not.  the chick from house looks like an alien or something.  shes got weird facial features.

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i have dreams that i ignore her call for the 2nd time in a row so she throws a brick through my window then we smash stuff around my house while doing it. she is my future wife she just doesn't know it yet.


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if you're calling her hot and truly wish for that, i must add that i full heartedly agree. that, or if she blows too much coke which leads to us fighting and then the eventual house shattering makeup sex

not. shes kind of busted IMO, i'd rather fuck my hand.   



not hot
weirdest face evar

hells.  no.   
i wouldn't even hit it for bragging rights sake.  i don't think i'd be able to get it up.



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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2010, 11:55:17 AM »
the main chick from the resident evil movies isnt hot imo, small ass tities.

her name is milla jovovich?

you're fucking stupid.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2010, 12:01:44 PM »
^the chick on the right is not. 
she made me puke in my mouth a little.
 

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2010, 12:39:02 PM »

Rosario Dawson.. id bang this bitch like a fucking drum
hot as shit with a few issues that make her a lil crazy.. which could easily swing over to crazy sex after a resolved disagreement


alot of people compare my on/off girlfriend to kimmora lee simmons.. i kinda see it sometimes and then i kinda dont but hey
all them asians look alike in the face amirite???


but after seeing her pic without make up it was an instant boner kill for me.. i couldnt get down with kimmora after this :-[

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2010, 01:02:24 PM »
^definitely NOT!
she one of those chicks that has to have makeup on to look remotely attractive.
i'm into natural beauties(not dirty smelly hippie chicks) that look good without makeup.


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« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2010, 01:06:41 PM »
^definitely NOT!
she one of those chicks that has to have makeup on to look remotely attractive.
i'm into natural beauties(not dirty smelly hippie chicks) that look good without makeup.



who isnt? girls that look good when you wake up beside them are instant boners. no one wants a girl that has to put on makeup and get did up first. i honestly think the hottest girls are the ones that can just lounge around and wear a sweatshirt and pants and have that natural beauty, you know they just look cute day in day out.

hottest chick:


i cant see how anyone cant find her hot. and british accent as well.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2010, 01:11:51 PM »

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2010, 01:18:52 PM »
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Olivia Wilde. Stoked she isn't a lesbian.
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not.  the chick from house looks like an alien or something.  shes got weird facial features.

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i have dreams that i ignore her call for the 2nd time in a row so she throws a brick through my window then we smash stuff around my house while doing it. she is my future wife she just doesn't know it yet.


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if you're calling her hot and truly wish for that, i must add that i full heartedly agree. that, or if she blows too much coke which leads to us fighting and then the eventual house shattering makeup sex
[close]

not. shes kind of busted IMO, i'd rather fuck my hand.   

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not hot
weirdest face evar
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hells.  no.   
i wouldn't even hit it for bragging rights sake.  i don't think i'd be able to get it up.




You gotta be full blown 100% queer if you think olivia wylde isn't hot, only explanation.  But Renee Zellewegger does have the weirdest face of all time, I've always been blown away how she can look hot then literally one second later look as ugly as fuck.


I've always thought Kristen Bell(Sarah Marshall) is one of the most underrated babes out there, she never brought up when discussing babes.


Brandi from Mallrats is another babe who does not get enough credit


posted this in the other thread, but hilary swank NOT HOT:

the office dedicated a whole episode on this very subject

« Last Edit: April 14, 2010, 01:22:15 PM by All Hail Wu Welsh »