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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2010, 01:37:46 PM »
i would fuck any girl just to bust a nut. why does it matter if she is hot, your dick still feels right. you must be gay if you do not adhere to your primodial callings. so just get some porno and get a 2800 lb gangbang going

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2010, 01:40:19 PM »
hot:



alison brie from community and mad men

fuck yes




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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2010, 01:59:16 PM »
uma is hot
milla is beautiful
renee is a good looking mom
megan fox is the poor man angelina jolie fake ass bitch
i would fuck any girl just to bust a nut. why does it matter if she is hot, your dick still feels right. you must be gay if you do not adhere to your primodial callings. so just get some porno and get a 2800 lb gangbang going
you disgust me
might as well just fuck a dude

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2010, 01:59:44 PM »
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hot:



alison brie from community and mad men
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fuck yes





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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2010, 03:08:52 PM »
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^definitely NOT!
she one of those chicks that has to have makeup on to look remotely attractive.
i'm into natural beauties(not dirty smelly hippie chicks) that look good without makeup.


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who isnt? girls that look good when you wake up beside them are instant boners. no one wants a girl that has to put on makeup and get did up first. i honestly think the hottest girls are the ones that can just lounge around and wear a sweatshirt and pants and have that natural beauty, you know they just look cute day in day out.

hottest chick:


i cant see how anyone cant find her hot. and british accent as well.

Yeah, she's hot but the British accents kill it for me. I don't like a lot of accents actually.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2010, 03:26:48 PM »
Youve got to be fucking kidding me.  I would fuck a hole in the ground if it had a British or Australian accent.

This one is usually controversial:

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2010, 03:39:27 PM »
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hot:



alison brie from community and mad men
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fuck yes




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I would bury my face in her parts

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2010, 04:32:24 PM »
I've loved her since Casper, but after seeing after this bad boy, I don't know what to think..


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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2010, 05:11:08 PM »


this beautiful bitch would get her pussy beat up. Lemme run into her and it's on

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2010, 06:40:34 PM »
Megan Fox, who is not normally a fave:


I find all of these women attractive. Even Renee Zelwigger has had her time.


Personal fave is maybe Olivia Wilde.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2010, 07:02:57 PM »
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i'd beat her coochie up
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She was so bad ass in Nip Tuck.



Oh god, I had awful fantasies while watching her on that show.

Hillary Swank is not hot; she is beautiful.

Layla Kayleigh does it in nearly every department for me.






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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2010, 07:32:56 PM »
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I do not think any of the chicks faster! posted are hot except Rihanna. And she's only hot when she isn't trying to be edgy by mimicking punk/goth hairstyles. Also-Uma Thurman-not hot.

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Uma Thurman is HOT in my book!



Eventhough, since photoshop every bitch can look hot!
look at those things......mm mmmm. Went to the same elementary school as her except shes like 10 years older so it's not that significant.

But anyways,

Emma Watson, Emma Roberts, not Rihanna really, Megan Fox, Rachel Bilson, and so forth

Edit: this thread is infinite because there's so many babes and "grenades" to list
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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2010, 07:33:16 PM »
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hot:



alison brie from community and mad men
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fuck yes




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I would bury my face in her parts
Would smash every single piece of her. The only reason I watch Community

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2010, 07:36:16 PM »


this beautiful bitch would get her pussy beat up. Lemme run into her and it's on

hermione is the shit. harrys shouldve smashed that when he had the chance.

inanimate object, i dont promote organic/inorganic sex, this should be your dream girl


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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #44 on: April 14, 2010, 08:09:38 PM »
There is much hotness in this thread. At this point, I disagree with most accusations of non-hotness except for the Stay Puft Marshmallow face.

I'll try to cover part of the weirdly hot side:

Lili Taylor:


Fairuza Balk:


Jennifer Tilly, pure hedonism:

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2010, 08:22:36 PM »
Jennifer Tilly, pure hedonism:


Yes!! So sexy.  I love Jennifer Tilly.  All Hail Wu Wesh knows what's up, he had some gems too.



Maggie G. NOT HOT!

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #46 on: April 14, 2010, 08:42:29 PM »


elizabeth hurley, would be hotter if she was elizabeth fourstar. but hot none the less
if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #47 on: April 14, 2010, 08:45:56 PM »
Who said Drew Barrymore? That Chick hasn't been hot since I was like 13.

Not hot:
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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #48 on: April 14, 2010, 09:56:26 PM »


I've always thought Kristen Bell(Sarah Marshall) is one of the most underrated babes out there, she never brought up when discussing babes.


for some reason, i got the biggest boner ever when i saw this pic


when i realised that it was kristen bell and so also just makeup, i was a little disheartened, but still love the pic.


in other news..

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #49 on: April 15, 2010, 12:54:04 AM »
recently ive been finding misa uehara (the girl from 呪怨 (the grudge)) rather atractive, even though she isnt the hotest asian girl out



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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #50 on: April 15, 2010, 12:56:41 AM »
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I've always thought Kristen Bell(Sarah Marshall) is one of the most underrated babes out there, she never brought up when discussing babes.

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for some reason, i got the biggest boner ever when i saw this pic


when i realised that it was kristen bell and so also just makeup, i was a little disheartened, but still love the pic.



I love Kristen Bell.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #51 on: April 15, 2010, 01:25:05 AM »
so hot
i wake up and shes ah, shes eating my vogels

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #52 on: April 15, 2010, 05:49:53 AM »
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #53 on: April 15, 2010, 05:57:19 AM »
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Maggie G. NOT HOT!
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Disagree, heavily.
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I must agree with SR; she was probably the only thing that sucked in the batmam movie, she might be a good actress, but she's not hot


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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #54 on: April 15, 2010, 06:01:23 AM »
so hot
YES, I don't know why, but I've always been really into her

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #55 on: April 15, 2010, 06:32:10 AM »
Renee is not hot, never tickled my fancy, nor will she ever
the bat man chick.. shes just.. old

Now Alicia Keys is one fine piece of ass.  Classy
Unfortunatly, if you've ever payed any attention to her, you've never seen her with any guys ANYWHERE
I honestly think shes a lesbian... Praying for a sex tape to drop............    ::)


Lizzy Caplan caught my eye in Cloverfield, shes hot as shit.. nuff said

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #56 on: April 15, 2010, 06:46:04 AM »
Watch Angelina Jolie in The Bone Collector and try not to think the whole time, "Bitch, get some fucking chapstick or vaseline for your dumb ass lips."  Not hot.  Not a good actress.

I am definitely on the side of Scarlett.  Also, that X-files chick when she was younger (where's that pick of her in that dress, you know the one).

Also, Julia Stiles, not hot.  Shitty actress, too.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #57 on: April 15, 2010, 06:56:23 AM »
Gotta agree with my dudes that said Kristen Bell.  She's a fine specimen.


Ms. Keys has been someone I've wanted to date the shit out of since 2001.


For a bird that isn't a youngin, this is my favorite:


Blake Lively would get the jackhammer treatment.  Demi Moore is also holding together nicely with age.

As for the not hot's, plenty of them but this one comes to mind.


This chick is supposed to play a vixen in all her movies...all I can think of when I see her, is if my vegetables could walk around and talk, they would look like that.

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #58 on: April 15, 2010, 07:07:33 AM »
Gotta agree with my dudes that said Kristen Bell.  She's a fine specimen.


Ms. Keys has been someone I've wanted to date the shit out of since 2001.


For a bird that isn't a youngin, this is my favorite:


Blake Lively would get the jackhammer treatment.  Demi Moore is also holding together nicely with age.

As for the not hot's, plenty of them but this one comes to mind.


This chick is supposed to play a vixen in all her movies...all I can think of when I see her, is if my vegetables could walk around and talk, they would look like that.


reminds me of



i would still bang any girl in this entire thread, you guys are only kidding yourselves

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Re: HOT or NOT the celebrity edition
« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2010, 07:37:54 AM »
I'm not usually a fan of blondes, but I would destroy Hayden Panettiere.


NOT: there's just something about kelly clarkson that bugs me. She isn't ugly, just unattractive.


Would bang. Eva Mendes.


you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.