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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #150 on: March 04, 2010, 11:43:50 AM »
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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #151 on: March 16, 2010, 02:29:08 PM »
Nieratko covers all the last Olson topics...
http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog/_/post/5000594

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Handsome Boy Modeling School
Alex Olson talks about his moonlighting modeling gigs

March 16, 2010, 2:24 PM
By: Chris Nieratko

Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest skateboarder of them all? Well, it can be none other than the handsome spawn of OG Steve Olson, Vans & Girl pro Alex Olson. Recently young Alex has been getting major attention for his razor sharp good looks. Some people might want to criticize Alex for his foray into modeling but not I, because I can relate to Alex; we are both cursed with stunning, drop-dead gorgeous appearances. It is a cross we must bear. All I can say is there are very few people out there that would refuse a paycheck for making out with a supermodel. Very few.

Alex, what are you wearing?
I'm wearing a nice Jean Paul Gaultier—no, I'm kidding. I don't know.

You're not wearing an outfit by Pelican?
Lay off.

Or is it Penguin? Which is it?
I can't tell you. I'm under contract.

How did you end up on that roof making out with that woman for that advertisement?
My friend was going to a casting in New York and I was with him and he said I should stop by the casting. They asked me to do it too and so I just did it.

How much did you get paid to make out with that woman?
Not that much, no. I haven't seen it [the ad]. I know it's bad so I don't want to see it.

I've never been paid to make out with a woman so I kind of envy you.
Yeah, well I think you might be the only dude. I know a lot of people have seen it and ... well, what's the saying, "Any press is good press?"

It seemed to be a free ad for Vans.
Yeah, I told them I wasn't going to wear anything else. I should get photo incentive for that.

Recently you also did a commercial for a product that is meant to keep lady-parts smelling nice.
Yup. My roommate did that one. He's a film student and I made a joke that he never casts me in anything. Then he casts me in that. He made it for our friend's mom's company. No one would've ever seen that except I went and I made a joke and said, "Send it to Crailtap. They'll love this."

I thought it was funny.
The girl in it is trying to be an actress and she won't have her name put in any of the tags or anything.

How are you able to pull this modeling stuff off? Most other people would get clowned for doing this.
I have no idea; I'm getting clowned somewhere. I'm not getting off on this thing scott free. Someone, somewhere is like, "I hate him now."

It's not like you're out there rapping. You're getting paid to make out with girls.
Yeah, it's all sexual. Sex sells.

For some of the uglier skaters, do you have any tips on being more handsome?
Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your hair.

Do you have any hair care advice?
It all depends. Wash your hair; you don't want to go bald. Wash it at least once a week and get hair oil and put it in your hair so you don't have to deal with, you know, that fluffy feeling. Straight up.

When you were coming up, who were some of the handsome skaters you looked up to?
Scott Oster and Christian Hosoi. How is this interview turning into this?

Peter Bici? In terms of model/skater trailblazer? Was he an inspiration?
This is just me getting clowned right now for all the dumb stuff I've done, huh? Yeah, Peter was a huge inspiration. His campaign for Calvin Klein was mind-blowing at the time.

Is it true you're saving your Vans checks for cheek implants?
Is there such a thing? I've never heard of anyone having a problem with their face not being too skinny.

Hollywood weirdos do.
Well, no. I'm Swedish. I don't need that.

How is it you're so handsome and yet your dad is so rugged?
If you get in a time machine you'd see we're not so different and I'm probably heading that route too.

You're gonna end up looking worn hard, hung up wet?
I hope not. But who knows? You are, after all, your father.

Do you prefer Blue Steel or Magnum?
Magnum because I'm left handed.

Who wins in a walk off? You or Mike Carroll?
Mike has a lot of style so that's a toss up.

Are you the most handsome guy in the Girl camp?
I don't know.

I think you know.
I don't know.

I think you know.
No, I'm not.

Were you romantically involved with the Olsen Twins?
One of my friends said Mary Kate had a crush on me. But I don't know if that's true or not.

Who are you looking to model for next?
Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Vans.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #152 on: March 16, 2010, 02:32:32 PM »
I don't get how people constantly misspell olson.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #153 on: March 16, 2010, 03:20:51 PM »
Nieratko covers all the last Olson topics...
http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/blog/_/post/5000594

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Handsome Boy Modeling School
Alex Olson talks about his moonlighting modeling gigs

March 16, 2010, 2:24 PM
By: Chris Nieratko

Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest skateboarder of them all? Well, it can be none other than the handsome spawn of OG Steve Olson, Vans & Girl pro Alex Olson. Recently young Alex has been getting major attention for his razor sharp good looks. Some people might want to criticize Alex for his foray into modeling but not I, because I can relate to Alex; we are both cursed with stunning, drop-dead gorgeous appearances. It is a cross we must bear. All I can say is there are very few people out there that would refuse a paycheck for making out with a supermodel. Very few.

Alex, what are you wearing?
I'm wearing a nice Jean Paul Gaultier—no, I'm kidding. I don't know.

You're not wearing an outfit by Pelican?
Lay off.

Or is it Penguin? Which is it?
I can't tell you. I'm under contract.

How did you end up on that roof making out with that woman for that advertisement?
My friend was going to a casting in New York and I was with him and he said I should stop by the casting. They asked me to do it too and so I just did it.

How much did you get paid to make out with that woman?
Not that much, no. I haven't seen it [the ad]. I know it's bad so I don't want to see it.

I've never been paid to make out with a woman so I kind of envy you.
Yeah, well I think you might be the only dude. I know a lot of people have seen it and ... well, what's the saying, "Any press is good press?"

It seemed to be a free ad for Vans.
Yeah, I told them I wasn't going to wear anything else. I should get photo incentive for that.

Recently you also did a commercial for a product that is meant to keep lady-parts smelling nice.
Yup. My roommate did that one. He's a film student and I made a joke that he never casts me in anything. Then he casts me in that. He made it for our friend's mom's company. No one would've ever seen that except I went and I made a joke and said, "Send it to Crailtap. They'll love this."

I thought it was funny.
The girl in it is trying to be an actress and she won't have her name put in any of the tags or anything.

How are you able to pull this modeling stuff off? Most other people would get clowned for doing this.
I have no idea; I'm getting clowned somewhere. I'm not getting off on this thing scott free. Someone, somewhere is like, "I hate him now."

It's not like you're out there rapping. You're getting paid to make out with girls.
Yeah, it's all sexual. Sex sells.

For some of the uglier skaters, do you have any tips on being more handsome?
Wash your face. Brush your teeth. Comb your hair.

Do you have any hair care advice?
It all depends. Wash your hair; you don't want to go bald. Wash it at least once a week and get hair oil and put it in your hair so you don't have to deal with, you know, that fluffy feeling. Straight up.

When you were coming up, who were some of the handsome skaters you looked up to?
Scott Oster and Christian Hosoi. How is this interview turning into this?

Peter Bici? In terms of model/skater trailblazer? Was he an inspiration?
This is just me getting clowned right now for all the dumb stuff I've done, huh? Yeah, Peter was a huge inspiration. His campaign for Calvin Klein was mind-blowing at the time.

Is it true you're saving your Vans checks for cheek implants?
Is there such a thing? I've never heard of anyone having a problem with their face not being too skinny.

Hollywood weirdos do.
Well, no. I'm Swedish. I don't need that.

How is it you're so handsome and yet your dad is so rugged?
If you get in a time machine you'd see we're not so different and I'm probably heading that route too.

You're gonna end up looking worn hard, hung up wet?
I hope not. But who knows? You are, after all, your father.

Do you prefer Blue Steel or Magnum?
Magnum because I'm left handed.

Who wins in a walk off? You or Mike Carroll?
Mike has a lot of style so that's a toss up.

Are you the most handsome guy in the Girl camp?
I don't know.

I think you know.
I don't know.

I think you know.
No, I'm not.

Were you romantically involved with the Olsen Twins?
One of my friends said Mary Kate had a crush on me. But I don't know if that's true or not.

Who are you looking to model for next?
Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Vans.



Fuck the biters. I love this guy.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #154 on: March 16, 2010, 03:21:42 PM »
Marc Jacobs Vans...still available at HUF



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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #155 on: March 16, 2010, 03:29:24 PM »
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Fuck the biters. I love this guy.

as far as i'm concerned he's ruling on a level few can obtain. keep up the good work alex
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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #156 on: March 16, 2010, 03:57:45 PM »

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #157 on: March 16, 2010, 04:04:22 PM »
ruling? not so much but if it means he'll lay off the lame modeling bullshit then I guess that's a good thing.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #158 on: March 16, 2010, 07:44:59 PM »
ruling? not so much but if it means he'll lay off the lame modeling bullshit then I guess that's a good thing.

you sir are a hater i would be taking any checks people wanted to throw my way if its just modeling you gotta look out for numero uno in the broad scheme of things

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #159 on: March 16, 2010, 07:53:30 PM »
uh, ok

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #160 on: March 16, 2010, 08:02:29 PM »
Modeling is clearly relevant to his interests.
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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #161 on: March 16, 2010, 08:10:05 PM »
Alex for SOTY.


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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #162 on: March 16, 2010, 08:30:37 PM »
what. a. man.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #163 on: March 17, 2010, 12:00:31 AM »
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ruling? not so much but if it means he'll lay off the lame modeling bullshit then I guess that's a good thing.
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you sir are a hater i would be taking any checks people wanted to throw my way if its just modeling you gotta look out for numero uno in the broad scheme of things

It didn't even seem like he was in it for the money, or that there was that much money to be had. It's not like it's an energy drink sponsorship.
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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #164 on: March 17, 2010, 12:48:06 AM »
he is living a life young men dream of

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #165 on: March 17, 2010, 12:50:56 AM »
this fool pops boners higher than he pops his tricks. straight pounding female flesh on the set of every hollywood movie set.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #166 on: April 26, 2010, 06:31:52 PM »
sTacKs$$$$$>creature boards/ pentagrams

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #167 on: April 27, 2010, 02:52:11 AM »

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #168 on: April 27, 2010, 03:38:34 AM »
as far as i'm concerned he's ruling on a level few can obtain. keep up the good work alex

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #169 on: April 27, 2010, 07:05:29 AM »
Fuck, that Prefontaine is 100% on point.
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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #170 on: April 27, 2010, 09:58:25 AM »
Fuck, that Prefontaine is 100% on point.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #171 on: April 27, 2010, 10:07:12 AM »
he is living a life young men dream of

go alex, go. 100% backed.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #173 on: April 27, 2010, 10:46:46 AM »
damn what fat loser haters make slap forums go round. you dudes want to be ugly? who complains about a guy who gets laid, can skate anything, and gets hooked up by vans and girl. haters the lot of you! If i could bed models i would. anyone in freaking america who could bed models and wont is either asexual or lying. you fat haters need to get lives.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #174 on: April 27, 2010, 11:45:06 AM »
i like that this conversation is about skating.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #175 on: April 27, 2010, 02:34:01 PM »
Wouldnt mind trading with him for a while

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #176 on: April 27, 2010, 03:10:42 PM »
He can front 3 over a picnic table and fuck movie stars. He's on some new age shit.

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Re: Alex Olson takes a seat.
« Reply #177 on: April 27, 2010, 04:08:03 PM »
http://www.crailtap.com/c3/feature_features/fives/top_5_alex_olson.html

Top 5 most embarrassing moments
1. Snapping one off and you're dad walks in and laughs
2. Somebody queefing next to you in bed and thinking to yourself
"Oh god did I just fart in front of her!" 
3. Anything thing with modeling 
4. Thinking you're a badass because you can ride your bike to school.
Then, on the first day of school, trying to ride down the two stair in front of
your house and knocking the wind out of yourself
5. Getting drunk