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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #30 on: May 09, 2010, 06:42:33 AM »


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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2010, 01:02:44 PM »
generally have some sunny side up eggs with a whole lot of ketchup. on weekends if I wake up at home I'll make some eggs, a bagel, lots of tea or coffee, and rarely I'll have oatmeal and sprinkle lots of cinnamon on it.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2010, 12:45:43 PM »
recent breakfasts






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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2010, 04:45:31 PM »
 I like my breakfasts light so most mornings I have frosted flakes and sliced strawberries, honey toast and coffee. the best part is that theres no real cooking involved so theres less stuff to clean up.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2010, 07:27:36 PM »
Nu Joyzee classic:



and a big ass coffee.

my roommate is from the shore and he puts the fuckin pork rolls on everything, eggs, mac and cheese, quesdillas, hamburgers; it's pretty fuckin gross, he has the diet of 8 year old with no parental supervision.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2010, 07:55:17 PM »
I actually have one of these in my pantry since my homey, Tim, introduced me to Tony Chachere in 2000:


I prefer the more spice to original since I use less of it to get the same desired outcome and end up eating less salt, too.  Most stores carry the original, but I broke down and bought 7 lb container of more spice online.
http://shop.tonychachere.com/more-spice-seasoning-7lb-gallon-p-21716.html

More Spice is the shit. more red pepper, less salt. it's the only thing in the world that makes canned soup palatable.
I put it on everything, especially fries, eggs, soup, tuna helper (!!!)...it's the best shit.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2010, 01:18:36 PM »
what i ate in Ireland every morning


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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #37 on: June 05, 2010, 01:40:48 PM »
munchin down a bacon egg and cheese as we speak
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #38 on: June 05, 2010, 08:32:10 PM »
Put on a helmet and some pads and start doing some real shit.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2010, 09:26:55 PM »
Unless I go out for breakfast, it's one or 2 bowls of cereal every morning for me. I love waffles or pigs in a blanket though. I'm a big fan of sweeter breakfasts for some reason, but every once in a while, if I'm feeling it, I go for a savory breakfast. When I was studying in Vienna during the fall, breakfast was the biggest mind fuck for me whenever I went on a trip somewhere else. Budapest wasn't too bad. I just had an omelet (but they put ice cubes in my OJ and didn't fold the omelet), but it was crazy for me to see cold cuts and cheese for breakfast in Prague and Amsterdam. It was good, but it blew my mind. And in Munich the traditional breakfast is Weisswurst and a Weiss Bier (sorry if I misspelled "weiss"), which was awesome and good, but my stomach got fucked up from eating the Weisswurst too early and on too little sleep. A nap cured that though.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #40 on: June 07, 2010, 04:55:58 AM »
Honey Bunches of Oats w/ Almonds on most weekdays. Frittata/Fretta on Saturdays.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2010, 09:56:17 AM »
goddamn, I want some breakfast foods now.
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2010, 10:04:55 AM »
I'm eating a roast beef on a wheat hoagie with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and chipotle mayo with a pickle on the side for my breakfast.  Sweet tea to drink.  Breakfast for dinner may be superior (like breakfast in general), but it's good to have a non breakfast food for breakfast sometimes (especially when you haven't ate all day).  No, this is not brunch.

I got to eat some homemade biscuits made with good ol bacon grease about two weeks ago.  My heart is still thanking me over it.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2010, 10:47:13 AM »


i'm eating this right now and it is quite delectable. i never thought to add peanut butter and i usually just eat the banana on the side but combining the three is a power move. efficient too.
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #44 on: June 07, 2010, 11:01:12 AM »
I'm eating a roast beef on a wheat hoagie with lettuce, tomato, cheese, and chipotle mayo with a pickle on the side for my breakfast.  Sweet tea to drink.  Breakfast for dinner may be superior (like breakfast in general), but it's good to have a non breakfast food for breakfast sometimes (especially when you haven't ate all day).  No, this is not brunch.

I got to eat some homemade biscuits made with good ol bacon grease about two weeks ago.  My heart is still thanking me over it.

you from the south? My grandma makes the best biscuits, she makes them for everything though, breakfast, lunch and dinner, I think I have 4 of them with each meal.
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2010, 02:22:25 PM »
my breakfast this morning (testin out the new camera)

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2010, 03:06:16 PM »


Yeah, it's probably hard on the arteries but its damn good.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #47 on: July 25, 2010, 03:54:40 PM »
The Heroes Breakfast Recipe

You need:
2 eggs
2 tbsps sour cream
Pinch of cinnamon
2 slices white bread
A bit of butter
2 bits o bacon
1 banana
maple syrup
caster sugar

Method

1) preheat yo grill. crack eggs into a bowl

2) add sugar, cinnamon, sour cream, beat that shit

3) dip bread into mix, soak it up

4) melt butter into frying pan, when bubbly put the bread in (till golden on both sides

5) grill the bacon

6) put bacon on french toast

7) melt banana chunks a little in the pan and then throw them on

8) lots of maple syrup and top it off with a sprinkle of caster sugar



Yes, this is my recipe. Don't rush this, you may get concussion or something...

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #48 on: July 25, 2010, 04:05:37 PM »


Yeah, it's probably hard on the arteries but its damn good.

does anyone else notice something a little strange about one of those sausages?
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #49 on: July 25, 2010, 04:12:35 PM »
Oh my god hahahaha

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #50 on: July 25, 2010, 04:18:04 PM »
Ahahahahaaha

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #51 on: July 25, 2010, 05:56:46 PM »
i think nothing could be better than captain crunch that is the true breakfast of champions!
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #52 on: July 25, 2010, 06:01:53 PM »
i work at the friendly neighborhood Village Inn.  we are featuring our new Village Inn Build Your own Incredible Breakfast (VIB).  choose for items for 6.59 to craft your perfect breakfast!!

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #53 on: July 25, 2010, 08:22:00 PM »
disgustingly greasy breakfast food is ten times more amazing when hung over.

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #54 on: July 25, 2010, 08:38:10 PM »
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I actually have one of these in my pantry since my homey, Tim, introduced me to Tony Chachere in 2000:


I prefer the more spice to original since I use less of it to get the same desired outcome and end up eating less salt, too.  Most stores carry the original, but I broke down and bought 7 lb container of more spice online.
http://shop.tonychachere.com/more-spice-seasoning-7lb-gallon-p-21716.html
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More Spice is the shit. more red pepper, less salt. it's the only thing in the world that makes canned soup palatable.
I put it on everything, especially fries, eggs, soup, tuna helper (!!!)...it's the best shit.

put that shit on popcorn
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2010, 08:43:20 PM »
you are not a man until you are down with the blueberry crepes (preferably with whipped cream)

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2010, 08:45:34 PM »
how about with nutella and banana slices?

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2010, 09:32:26 PM »
how about with nutella and banana slices?

i fucks with nutella crepes! bananas optional

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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2010, 09:42:19 PM »
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how about with nutella and banana slices?
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i fucks with nutella crepes! bananas optional

as do i. i found out about those about a year ago and they're my favorite type of crepe, hands fucking down.
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Re: BEST BREAKFAST EVER.
« Reply #59 on: July 25, 2010, 11:48:09 PM »
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Yeah, it's probably hard on the arteries but its damn good.
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does anyone else notice something a little strange about one of those sausages?

What? You've never eaten a fried pig wiener?