BEST BREAKFAST EVER.

[brycickle]

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Yeah, it's probably hard on the arteries but its damn good.

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does anyone else notice something a little strange about one of those sausages?

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What? You've never eaten a fried pig wiener?

That was the first thing I noticed.  If it comes from a pig though, I'll probably still eat it.

[Grubby Mits]

how about with nutella and banana slices?

Oh yes. I was in france the other weak and i was eating these shits every day. So damn good. Especially after a galette main course for dinner.

[thepman]

fulll english.

[nocomply]

Taylor Ham Egg and Cheese on a hard roll w/salt, pepper, and ketchup

[max power]

why does every topic i open have dismembered dicks?

[Narcissus]

SLAP forum for dicks.

Best breakfast:

Bacon, Egg, Cheese, Potato, Avocado, S & P & Hot Sauce Sandwich

or

Avocado, cumin, salt, olive oil, lemon juice on toast

I have no reason to lie to you.

[owencfarrow]

my dad makes breakfast burritos with onions, tomatoes, cheese, bell peppers, and bacon or something like that. its so fucking good. if you dont eat a lot through the day just make sure you eat a big ass breakfast cause thats where your body gets most of its energy for the day. and if you dont eat breakfast your body starts to think its starving it conserves energy fat cells and shit and then you get fat. so basically eat a big ass breakfast and you'll be good for a while. i love breakfast

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my dad makes breakfast burritos with onions, tomatoes, cheese, bell peppers, and bacon or something like that. its so fucking good. if you dont eat a lot through the day just make sure you eat a big ass breakfast cause thats where your body gets most of its energy for the day. and if you dont eat breakfast your body starts to think its starving it conserves energy fat cells and shit and then you get fat. so basically eat a big ass breakfast and you'll be good for a while. i love breakfast

you should teach a nutrition class

[starvingrobot]

This was seriously my breakfast yesterday afternoon.  It had 9 sausage links, peppers and a ton of cheese. 

The bomblette

[Blue Fescue]

Rip Middle of the Island, Wrighstville Beach, NC

[pugmaster]

The picture with the gun and bacon and eggs and the "bomblette" made me spit whiskey all over my laptop, but the pic made it to desktop status not that anyone cares.  Really you guys should check out Phyllo Dough. If you guys can cook even a little bit then you'll appreciate it.  For the most part most slap posters seem to appreciate good food. 

With phyllo dough all you gotta do is get a bunch of butter and a wet towel.  when you buy the Phyllo dough put it on a plate and after opening and cover it with a wet kitchen towel to keep it from drying out.  Be real careful because Phyllo is very thin pastry dough (thinner than paper) and for every layer you put down melt butter and brush it on it before laying another layer of dough.  do this at least 5 times or maybe 7 if you plan on making a broccoli/chicken roll (where you wrap it up like a burrito) with Parmesan and mozzerlla mixed in. 

Cook the chicken before hand mind you.  I think I am spelling it right.  You can find it in the freezer section near frozen blueberries etc.  If you really wanna impress a girl (breakfast or not) make phyllo dough  (5 layers) in like 4 X 4 inch squares (enough to fit in a greased cupcake tin.) 350 until lightly browned.  Cook chicken breasts in strips and mix it with sauteed onions/ spinach or just spinach and then after both are cooked mix with feta cheese and fill up the pastry cups up with that.  DEY GON' GET MOIST

[ice nine]

haha what the fuck, who doesnt know about phyllo? have you never eaten at a greek place before?

[Smell Good]

German breakfasts - what can you guys tell me about it?

What kind of cold cuts/cheeses/bread? Those spreads always look so fucking tasty.

[swagdragon123]

Every weekday morning I pretty much eat the same breakfast.  1 cup oatmeal cooked, 1/4 dried cranberries and nuts mixed, seasonal fruit mixed in.  1 mug of japanese green tea (ito-en brand from costco).  1 multi-vitamin and fish oil each meal.  I have to keep the cholesterol in check since I was diagnosed borderline at one point and I'm not getting any younger.  Eating this has made me regular and stabilized my metabolism.

On weekends, my wife usually makes me pecan waffles or blueberry pancakes.  Fuck Folger's coffee.  The best part of waking up is my wife making me awesome breakfast.

Your not one of them silly boys are you?

[Monty Burns]

This was seriously my breakfast yesterday afternoon.  It had 9 sausage links, peppers and a ton of cheese. 

The bomblette

looks way over cooked

[MOE SYZLAK]

Bojangles

THIS^ i got both a Dunkn' and a bojangles a mile away from my house. 

[ROCKxADIO420]

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This was seriously my breakfast yesterday afternoon.  It had 9 sausage links, peppers and a ton of cheese. 

The bomblette

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looks way over cooked

dont act like youve never fucked up the eggs monty

[micky682]

The picture with the gun and bacon and eggs and the "bomblette" made me spit whiskey all over my laptop, but the pic made it to desktop status not that anyone cares.  Really you guys should check out Phyllo Dough. If you guys can cook even a little bit then you'll appreciate it.  For the most part most slap posters seem to appreciate good food. 

With phyllo dough all you gotta do is get a bunch of butter and a wet towel.  when you buy the Phyllo dough put it on a plate and after opening and cover it with a wet kitchen towel to keep it from drying out.  Be real careful because Phyllo is very thin pastry dough (thinner than paper) and for every layer you put down melt butter and brush it on it before laying another layer of dough.  do this at least 5 times or maybe 7 if you plan on making a broccoli/chicken roll (where you wrap it up like a burrito) with Parmesan and mozzerlla mixed in. 

Cook the chicken before hand mind you.  I think I am spelling it right.  You can find it in the freezer section near frozen blueberries etc.  If you really wanna impress a girl (breakfast or not) make phyllo dough  (5 layers) in like 4 X 4 inch squares (enough to fit in a greased cupcake tin.) 350 until lightly browned.  Cook chicken breasts in strips and mix it with sauteed onions/ spinach or just spinach and then after both are cooked mix with feta cheese and fill up the pastry cups up with that.  DEY GON' GET MOIST

I was reading this all intrigued like oh nice new recipe then the last sentence made me laugh and spit my coffee out  .

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[el chino]

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This was seriously my breakfast yesterday afternoon.  It had 9 sausage links, peppers and a ton of cheese. 

The bomblette

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looks way over cooked

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dont act like youve never fucked up the eggs monty

not really, but it does look like a fucking lot man, were you stoned ?

[busey]

this was me this morning because it was my birthday


but usually it's this

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I'm pretty hyped on my morning breakfast today- bacon egg and cheese sandwich on a baguette with smoked cheddar and hot sauce, a couple of mandarin oranges and a mimosa.

Weekdays I eat garbage for breakfast, but I have to eat something or I can get moody, which doesn't fly well at my job. Grim, how do you not eat at all? I get not wanting greasy shit, but what about some fruit, like and orange, a banana, or a handful of berries? That isn't very heavy and does a lot in terms of giving you nutrients, some sugar to burn, and keeping you energized. I would imagine coffee would be a necessity a lot more if you aren't eating.

[Coastal Fever]

[Useless Wooden Bench]

I should've checked the damn expiry date before I fucked up my laptop trying to cut this coupon out

[j....soy.....]

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This was seriously my breakfast yesterday afternoon.  It had 9 sausage links, peppers and a ton of cheese. 

The bomblette

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looks way over cooked

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dont act like youve never fucked up the eggs monty

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not really, but it does look like a fucking lot man, were you stoned ?

Where's this shit from?