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JR Blastoff Interview & MP3s
« on: May 13, 2010, 04:49:02 AM »
Selfish Skateboards.... can't wait.
http://espn.go.com/action/skateboarding/news/story?id=5184576


I'll have the MP3s on my site Monday so you can really get a laugh...
« Last Edit: May 15, 2010, 10:46:19 AM by CNieratko »

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 05:15:52 AM »
It's too good to be true. The level of arrogance is astounding.
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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2010, 05:20:45 AM »
its official

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2010, 05:22:09 AM »
"I'm still planning on going to the Maloof Cup and I want to win that"
"If I don't get to compete in New York because I was late, I understand that but I'll definitely be doing Dew Tour and other contests."

he desperately needs quick money ... contest money ... i guess he will sell like ZERO boards ...

btw. good interview ...

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 05:26:46 AM »
It's too good to be true. The level of arrogance is astounding.

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 05:31:16 AM »
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Will it come with a free rap CD?
You know what? More often than not, it will.

I hope he's going to discount the fuckers in that case

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 05:43:08 AM »
i can't wait for yous guys to here the unedited MP3s.
The affectations are jaw dropping.

and you'll enjoy the very human/absurd statement
of how he wishes he could eat at Benihanna every day.
priceless.

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2010, 05:54:12 AM »
no, he doesn't need quick money from contests, but he's desperate about getting in on Maloof and several other big ones. Complete moral contridiction within 15 or 20 minutes. This dude needs to go to jail for a little bit, give him some time to think things out.
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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 06:00:43 AM »
i can't wait for yous guys to here the unedited MP3s.
The affectations are jaw dropping.

and you'll enjoy the very human/absurd statement
of how he wishes he could eat at Benihanna every day.
priceless.

Cant wait haha... That selfish shit is pretty funny, he should really get into comedy because hes got a natural gift...

Hey Chris, did you know that he leases that Aston Martin ?  He admitted that on skatetalk, it costs him like 3k a month, or three "stax" as he called it...No wonder he's fuking broke

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 06:08:18 AM »
I would just like to point out, that this dude is a complete fucking moron!

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2010, 06:29:38 AM »
We've missed you J-Rog.

You crazy bastard.

'No Mouth, you have a negative rep because you are a fan of growing your wealth off of the backs of low paid workers and brag about having bodyguards. You literally kook people for doing charity in South East Asia. Don't deny it.'

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2010, 06:40:49 AM »
god damn what a clown

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2010, 06:43:35 AM »
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i can't wait for yous guys to here the unedited MP3s.
The affectations are jaw dropping.

and you'll enjoy the very human/absurd statement
of how he wishes he could eat at Benihanna every day.
priceless.
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ant wait haha... That selfish shit is pretty funny, he should really get into comedy because hes got a natural gift...

Hey Chris, did you know that he leases that Aston Martin ?  He admitted that on skatetalk, it costs him like 3k a month, or three "stax" as he called it...No wonder he's fuking broke

cant wait for the MP3s !!! ... but having a montly income around 50 "stax" ... and only spending 3 "stax" on a aston isnt that much ... having no income or job at all and spending 3 stax on a aston is stupid as fuck .... i doubt that he will ever get a big sponsor again ...

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2010, 06:44:02 AM »
Uh huh.
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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2010, 07:05:35 AM »
im not gonna read that whole thing but i honestly admire his work ethic and the fact that he wants his boards to be good and come with free stuff for kids.

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2010, 07:10:58 AM »

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2010, 07:33:01 AM »
I'm so excited for this. Seriously, I think Nieratko said it in some interview, we all deserve a rapping Jereme Rogers.

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2010, 07:39:14 AM »
I think this dude is the ultimate kook, but if he does enter the Dew tour like he says, no doubt he is going to win that whole tour.  All the other "top 3" dudes are now in that Dyrdek Skate League, so they won't be on the Dew tour.  No competition = Rogers #1.  That's unfortunate.  It will be the ultimate ego boost and bragging rights for him to say he came back and immediately returned to #1.

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2010, 07:49:15 AM »
this fucking guy...
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2010, 07:54:48 AM »
I like how he talks about how he'll make better decisions this time around... he just assumes he's gonna be as "big" as he was in the contest world pre-retirement. It's funny how much he unknowingly contradicts himself too. He says he wasn't hurting for money in his time off, yet he needs to start skating again because he can't keep paying for his leased Aston Martin.

I miss Girl-era JR  :'(
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2010, 08:00:01 AM »
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's back folks!!

 in full effect. i gotta say, i thought that the time away would dull his finely honed senses of how to best entertain skateboarding and bring his special brand of nerd-street-fail-skate to the masses. i thought he'd come back a shell of his former self all broken and humble, but NO! mutherfuckers back with a vengeance with more hood affectations and over 80% more hyperbole!!!




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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2010, 08:38:37 AM »
This dude is like Rawbertson x 1.5 and its amazing

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2010, 08:55:53 AM »
Thank you for being you, J-Rog.

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2010, 09:12:31 AM »
Best news of the day so far. ::)

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2010, 09:37:58 AM »
What happened to his face tat?

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2010, 09:39:33 AM »
Wow!

This just keeps getting better and better!

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2010, 09:41:06 AM »
I applaud this. Just think about all the merch, videos, mixtapes and other crap that without a doubt will accompany this.

Almost too good to be true, it's like he's pulling a Joaquin Phoenix on all of us, but better.

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2010, 09:42:32 AM »
i want to see him battle 1992

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2010, 09:46:36 AM »
you can't really blame him for his arrogance.  for years people were telling him he was the shit.  
if you hear that on a constant basis from an early age, you really start believing it.

and honestly, he helped some of his homies come up with his video, you can't hate on that.  
    
 

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Re: JR Blastoff Interview
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2010, 10:11:52 AM »
What happened to his face tat?
Music issued a cease and desist and they had to photoshop out the tat.